calypso_21
Bound and willing
- Joined
- Apr 9, 2002
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Having an overactive (read: norti) imagination, just about every commercial/ad slogan can be turned into a dirty come on line or just a dirty line all together. With just a tweak here (sometimes completely unnecessary) and a word there...you have:
Aunt Jemima makes mornings they'll remember.... Wanna have breakfast in bed?
The Ringling Bros! The Greatest Show on Earth...If I put you in a cage and whip you, will you do tricks?"
Nothing comes between me and my Calvins...oh, I come IN my Calvins.
You're just like Campbell's soup...M'm M'm Good!
Please, don't squeeze the Charmin! I got somfin you can squeeze...
I'm just like a Gillette...The best a man can get!
DAMNIT listen to ATT...Go ahead ReAcH out and ToUcH someone...ME!
Bayer works wonders...and so do I!
Head for the mountains! Grab a Busch!
Wait, don't give me your number, let my fingers do the walking! All over you! (Yellow Pages)
There are soo many more! What can you think of? Feel free to alter the ad slightly for your needs...But use a real slogan/ad line and cite the company if you can think of it.
Aunt Jemima makes mornings they'll remember.... Wanna have breakfast in bed?
The Ringling Bros! The Greatest Show on Earth...If I put you in a cage and whip you, will you do tricks?"
Nothing comes between me and my Calvins...oh, I come IN my Calvins.
You're just like Campbell's soup...M'm M'm Good!
Please, don't squeeze the Charmin! I got somfin you can squeeze...
I'm just like a Gillette...The best a man can get!
DAMNIT listen to ATT...Go ahead ReAcH out and ToUcH someone...ME!
Bayer works wonders...and so do I!
Head for the mountains! Grab a Busch!
Wait, don't give me your number, let my fingers do the walking! All over you! (Yellow Pages)
There are soo many more! What can you think of? Feel free to alter the ad slightly for your needs...But use a real slogan/ad line and cite the company if you can think of it.
