Slogans for National Condom week!

[plasticman33]

1. Cover your stump before you hump!

2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker!

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy!

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout!

5. Don't be a loner, couver your boner!

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong!

7. If your not goin' to sack it, go home and whack it!

8. If you think she's spunky cover your monkey!

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize!

10. Don't be a fool, vucanize your tool!

 

[plasticman33]

A few more.....

11. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter!

12. If you go into heat, package your meat!

13. While you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis!

14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse!

15. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker!

16. The right selection will protect your erection!

17. Wrap it in foil before checking her oilQ

18. A crank with armor will never harm her!

19. No glove, no love!

20. Especially in December, gift wrap your member!

 

[weed]

Make sure it's nice and thin

If you really have to cover that skin

 

[Gilly Bean]

That's talent.

 

[Pixie]

Groovy! Thanks for the giggles

 

[Killswitch]

They used to have an ad for quite a while in some drag racing magazines I read that showed a black and white photo of a used outstretched condom....underneath it said.

"Stops Transmission Leaks"


It was pretty funny....

 

[plasticman33]

She won't get sick if you wrap your dick!

 

[Guest]

A few more.....

11. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter!

12. If you go into heat, package your meat!

14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse!

16. The right selection will protect your erection!

LMAO, I spewed my hazelnut coffee all over.

 

[SexyWench]

how's this?

 

[ClaudiusMaximus]

10. Don't be a fool, vucanize your tool!

I'm not using a condom made of vulcanised rubber - ouch!

 

[plasticman33]

how's this?

What a marketing plan!! We could package them with different company slogans, just think.............

Chevrolet! "Like a rock!"

 

[SexyWench]

What a marketing plan!! We could package them with different company slogans, just think.............

Chevrolet! "Like a rock!"

I got that one too!

 

[Guest]

take heed, wrap that weed

 

[bknight2602]

LMAO Thanks

 

[plasticman33]

I got that one too!

That's great do you have more, I love 'em!!

 

[weed]

take heed, wrap that weed

sounds like a bloke that I could smoke

 

[SexyWench]

That's great do you have more, I love 'em!!

There ya go!

 

[weed]

There ya go!

Once you pop you just can't stop!!!

Sounds like you'd need multi-layers for that one.

 

[plasticman33]

Once you pop you just can't stop!!!

Sounds like you'd need multi-layers for that one.

OH NO!! A two bagger!

 

[SexyWench]

OH NO!! A two bagger!

Oh my!

 

[Guest]

put your sword in the sheath

protect your ducky before you go fucky

 

[SexyWench]

Perhaps if these were used, they'd have made a profit!

 

[Guest]

dont be insane, cover your main vein

 

[weed]

Sliding into a rubber tube?

You better have lots of lube.

 

[SexyWench]