Slip of the tongue..

[Cookie123]

I was just making my son's their lunch and when the oldest went to open the ketchup and was trying to squirt it onto his food without shaking it up first, I yelled, "Don't do that! You'll get the pre-cum!".

I am so happy he had no idea WTH I was talking about...

Have you ever let something slip when talking to your kids or in front of them that made you want to suck the words back in?

 

[koalabear]

No comment.......but just wait till he repeats it at a very inopportune time.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I was just making my son's their lunch and when the oldest went to open the ketchup and was trying to squirt it onto his food without shaking it up first, I yelled, "Don't do that! You'll get the pre-cum!".

I am so happy he had no idea WTH I was talking about...

Have you ever let something slip when talking to your kids or in front of them that made you want to suck the words back in?

Sure ya did

 

[phrodeau]

Just wait until he gets a sample of vinegar and announces, "It tastes like pre-cum!"

 

[hogjack]

when the oldest went to open the ketchup..."Don't do that! You'll get the pre-cum!".

Ketchup and semen are not traditional condiments. However, according to recent data semen is gaining on mustard as the condiment of choice. I don't get it but culinary experts can offer insight into the trend.

 

[TonyClifton]

I was just making my son's their lunch and when the oldest went to open the ketchup and was trying to squirt it onto his food without shaking it up first, I yelled, "Don't do that! You'll get the pre-cum.

I want you to call me Monday morning to schedule an appointment for you.

 

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[Cookie123]

I was referring to the nasty liquid that comes out of the bottle if not properly shaken...lol A friend of mine used that term & it kinda stuck with me.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I was just making my son's their lunch and when the oldest went to open the ketchup and was trying to squirt it onto his food without shaking it up first, I yelled, "Don't do that! You'll get the pre-cum!".

I am so happy he had no idea WTH I was talking about...

Have you ever let something slip when talking to your kids or in front of them that made you want to suck the words back in?

If your son is over the age of 13, he probably knew exactly what you were talking about and is still working out his psychological trauma as we speak. The last thing he would want to do is acknowledge his own command of the subject in front of his mother not to mention the shock of suddenly realizing that Mom may be something of a "slut whore" herself. Also, feigning ignorance is an instinctive threshold tactic for teens to get parents to trust them whether they're actually worthy or not.

If your son is under 10, I wouldn't expect him to know what pre-cum is, so I suppose you can celebrate his true ignorance for what few years you have left. You see, pre cum is something all boys eventually take great interest in when they start having some -- even if they don't know what it is called. Finding out becomes a matter of some urgency.

 

[HAL_9000]

useless fact:

Heinz Ketchup leaves the bottle at an average speed of 25 miles...per year.

 

[koalabear]

The neck label on a ketchup label is there too hide the fly eggs.

 

[ProfQ1955]

That is the form of inuendo we use at the dinner table to fluster our teen.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

nope... mines is still young