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[firefly03k64]

Hi everyone. Newbie here, and wanted to jump in the mix. I joined lit two days ago,promptly submitting a story. I've been writing about two years now as a hobby. Just to let my dirty mind wander freely. Does it take long to have a story approved for post? Wondering about that.

I write mainly of Daddy's and their girls. Not that everyone likes that kinda thing,but not afraid to say, I do.

Thanks for having me. I like this place.

 

[S-Des]

Hi everyone. Newbie here, and wanted to jump in the mix. I joined lit two days ago,promptly submitting a story. I've been writing about two years now as a hobby. Just to let my dirty mind wander freely. Does it take long to have a story approved for post? Wondering about that.

I write mainly of Daddy's and their girls. Not that everyone likes that kinda thing,but not afraid to say, I do.

Thanks for having me. I like this place.

Welcome. You know what they say...a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. Story approval is around a week (more or less). You can link to your stories or bio page on your sig line. Just ask if you want to know how. Good to have you here.

 

[fairysong]

Hi everyone. Newbie here, and wanted to jump in the mix. I joined lit two days ago,promptly submitting a story. I've been writing about two years now as a hobby. Just to let my dirty mind wander freely. Does it take long to have a story approved for post? Wondering about that.

I write mainly of Daddy's and their girls. Not that everyone likes that kinda thing,but not afraid to say, I do.

Thanks for having me. I like this place.

Welcome to the AH
Take off your shoes and make yourself at home.

 

[cloudy]

Welcome to the AH.

NaNoWriMo is going on for the month of November, so quite a few of us are sort of scarce right now, but we'll be back.

 

[rgraham666]

Welcome to the AH, firefly.

It's usually pretty safe here.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Welcum...
And like he said "usually"... but not always

 

[TxRad]

quite a few of us are sort of scarce right now, but we'll be back.

Now there is a scary thouight to keep in mind........

Welcome to the madhouse that no one owns.....

The walls are padded for your safety and the ceiling is to..... The floor is padded for comfort...... No you perverts, I was referring to when you fall asleep from exhaustion......

Clothing and thinking are optional.... Flirting is manditory.......

No pink or politics in ABS's bar and Svenskaflicka shall never be shortened to Sven on penalty of death.... She is most assuridly female and sven is a male word/name....

Did I miss any of thing? Probably but it's fun to let a newbie learn some things on their own....

 

[firefly03k64]

Thanks for the welcomes, and the warnings guys. Usually safe? What's that mean? Is there terrible name calling or what?

 

[rgraham666]

Thanks for the welcomes, and the warnings guys. Usually safe? What's that mean? Is there terrible name calling or what?

Nah. You'll just be teased unmercifully. And I don't mean as in trying to undermine your ego either.

If you want to be called names, go into one of the political threads.

 

[TxRad]

Nah. You'll just be teased unmercifully. And I don't mean as in trying to undermine your ego either.

If you want to be called names, go into one of the political threads.

Or the GB (General Board) but wear your full body condom when you do.....

Like any other board on the net, we've had a few problems with people not being what they say they are. Yeah I know, it's hard to believe but..... In a couple of cases it's caused problems so use caution until you know people....

 

[ungenderless]

Hi! Welcome to these wild, wonderful, whimsical boards! This place is fun, you'll love it! ^_^

 

[Explaura]

Does it take long to have a story approved for post? Wondering about that.

I just submitted my first story too. Well just a while ago. And it feels like its taking Forever! Ahhh! I forgot the date I submitted it but I'm starting to go crazy thinking I did something wrong and it wasn't actually ever submitted at all. Or maybe there is a conspiracy. (There is always a conspiracy.) Someone wants me to die of angst! I feel I must be important to the eventual survival of the country because people from the future are secretly harrassing and tormenting me!! (They hid my cell phone this morning too.. )

Arrgh!!


thats all

 

[Stella_Omega]

I just submitted my first story too. Well just a while ago. And it feels like its taking Forever! Ahhh! I forgot the date I submitted it but I'm starting to go crazy thinking I did something wrong and it wasn't actually ever submitted at all. Or maybe there is a conspiracy. (There is always a conspiracy.) Someone wants me to die of angst! I feel I must be important to the eventual survival of the country because people from the future are secretly harrassing and tormenting me!! (They hid my cell phone this morning too.. )

Arrgh!!


thats all

You did do something wrong, honey.


Now take off your clothes and we'll see if it can be fixed

(this demonstration of the terrible teasing you can get here is for educational purposes only- ah, who am I kidding? )

 

[MissBri]

 

[AngelofDarkLust]

We're not mad... the rest of the world is.

 

[firefly03k64]

...kicking

back and relaxing here.

 

[rgraham666]

Morning firefly.

I'd say something witty or sexy, but I'd probably hurt something if I did that this early in the morning.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

show us yer bits.



oh shit, wrong forum.

 

[firefly03k64]

Morning!

Good morning to you! ......I love the word "bits" by the way. Well...I love words and language,in general. One of my favorite words right now is, mettlesome. There are just so many great ones. I can't possibly pick a favorite dirty word...not even just for a day. They're all superb!

 

[Explaura]

You did do something wrong, honey.

Oh NO!

Now take off your clothes and we'll see if it can be fixed

Well. If you say so.. You are a doctor right?..

 

[Stella_Omega]

Well. If you say so.. You are a doctor right?..

Sure! ...I got a stethoscope around here somewhere...

 

[rgraham666]

Sure! ...I got a stethoscope around here somewhere...

And a speculum too, no doubt.

 

[Stella_Omega]

And a speculum too, no doubt.

Shh! That was gonna be a surprise!

 

[rgraham666]

Shh! That was gonna be a surprise!

I hope you're kind enough to warm it up first.

Never mind, silly question.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I hope you're kind enough to warm it up first.

Never mind, silly question.

The problem is cooling it down...