Skagalicious Hooker Thread

[Angel]

Bring it on, Mz Thang.

 

[Siren]

I was a Mz Thang when yu was just a

 

[Angel]

Just keep the minge out of it. Really.

 

[Siren]

U is as much an angel as I is

 

[Angel]

I know. Mourn my virginity.

Or kill it.

 

[Siren]

Kill Pussy Kill !!!!

 

[Marxist]

You two fight like pussies....oh, yeah, I forgot.....continue.

 

[Angel]

Evil bitch!




















































Marxist wants to be the meat in an Angel / Siren sandwich.

 

[Siren]

Well Marxie can shit in one hand and wish in the other

 

[Angel]

Actually, according to him, he probably doesn't have enough meat for one of us, much less both.

 

[Siren]

* Handing my bitch crown to Angel

 

[Angel]

-watches as the Royal Family Of Literotica slowly crumbles-

 

[Marxist]

Re: Well Marxie can shit in one hand and wish in the other

and see which one gets full first.

I'm not familiar with wishing or shitting in my hands. Siren, is there something about yourself you'd like to tell us?



And Angel, since no one is up I'll come clean, I'm hung like a government mule stripping the bark off a Yohimbe tree.

 

[Marxist]

-watches as the Royal Family Of Literotica slowly crumbles-

And they said it would last...

 

[Angel]

I'm sorry, but I will need proof. I've always wanted a huge lump of chocolate for Christmas.

 

[Siren]

<Marxie, there are things about me, you couldnt begin to understand

 

[Angel]

Shhh, don't distract him! I want PROOF.

 

[Marxist]

I'm not going to show you the goods Angel, I remember the super glue accident that stuck your middle fingers in permanent uprightness.
You're not going to do THAT to my cock.

Siren, maybe you need to see Nasty about that shit fetish. I'm sure he shits in his hands. Don't know about the wishing thing though.....

 

[Angel]

Oh believe me. If your cock went up, it would most definitely come down. Many, many times.

 

[Marxist]

Oh believe me. If your cock went up, it would most definitely come down. Many, many times.

That's what I can't stand about you, always indirect and coy. Quit beating around your bush and tell me what you want.

 

[Angel]

All I can do is beat around my bush. You won't give up the massive slab of chocolate manhood.

Tease.

 

[Marxist]

Slab of chocolate manhood? I like that, beats the hell out of MicroChocoPenis. Wanna try out the swivel action on this puppy? It's free with every ride. I can stimulate spots only a roto rooter man with the reach of a giraffe in an elevator can touch.

Not to brag.

 

[Siren]

Listen Marxie, do I gotta connect the dots fer ya>

 

[Angel]

Massive slab of chocolate manhood. Get it right, babydoll.

Brag? I still haven't seen a reason to brag, Marxy.

Show and prove. You can waltz with me verbally or you can back it up with the real Milk Chocolate Monster.

 

[Siren]

Do I hear Toberlone anyone?