Six Feet Under - the Funeral Industry? The greatest stupid human trick of all!!!!

[Sparky Kronkite]

Have you been watching the show? It's on HBO Sunday nights.

Hilarious.

Again, human conditioning!

If from infancy your parents told you "Joey, you must eat one glob of peanut butter every morning in order to go to heaven - and if you don't - you could very well burn in hell."

If they "taught" you that and reinforced it - over and over again via religious attendance - the chances are "very likely" that at a mature age - a very mature age - you would still be eating (and believing whole-heartedly in it) peanut butter, every morning.

(Not to mention - you'd most likely think that "those who aren't eating peanut butter," would be going to hell.)

No, I am not against "any" religion - I'm against the "eating peanut butter aspects of them all."

And getting buried in a $9K casket and spending untold mucho bucks on other "death business dealings." Is about the biggest fucking scam on the planet.

Yet - stupid humans "buy into it" all the time.

Yet another stupid human trick presented for you - right under your nose - via Uber Spark.

 

[Purple Haze]

It's big business, and the baby boomers are starting to drop like flies now, the death business never had it so good.

There is no way in hell they are gonna do any taxidermy on Purple Haze. Nope, I don't care how good I look when I'm dead, no one's getting a look, it's sans-preservatives for me. I'm going to fertilize a tree, or better yet a cannabis plant.

The hypocrite in me wants to invest in a casket company. Did I mention an upcoming boom in the death business?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hah! Yes, you too can........

Invest In Death. And get rich.

Yeah me too - gonna donate a parts good for anybody else - and burn me up and I hope go onto a real nice home grown tomatoe garden someplace.

Sparky Tomatoes. Can't think of anything better.