Sister-in-law

[in-deep]

It was bound to happen sooner or later...My wife's sister and I finally let the "innocent" flirting get out of hand and I got a nice handjob this weekend while she got her tits sucked. It was really hot. Have any of you guys ever had a sexual experience with your wife's sister? Or any girls ever done anything sexual with your sister's husband?

 

[rimmy]

I'm sure this thread will get tons of serious responses

 

[-geisha.grrrl-]

Why is is always the noobs that make these fuckin posts? Jesus do they have a club or something?

 

[morewickedfun]

Yes it's a selective club. I guess you are not a member??

 

[-geisha.grrrl-]

NO, and I'm jealous about that. I'm downright pissed off. No one told me my first post should be about an incredibly small penis [which I don't own], sex with my in law [which I haven't had] or, spam [which I don't like]. Damn me for having some sense. Dammit to hell! *shakes fist at the sky*

 

[Eating_Scarlett]

NO, and I'm jealous about that. I'm downright pissed off. No one told me my first post should be about an incredibly small penis [which I don't own], sex with my in law [which I haven't had] or, spam [which I don't like]. Damn me for having some sense. Dammit to hell! *shakes fist at the sky*

You're a fucking idiot.

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

It was bound to happen sooner or later...My wife's sister and I finally let the "innocent" flirting get out of hand and I got a nice handjob this weekend while she got her tits sucked. It was really hot. Have any of you guys ever had a sexual experience with your wife's sister? Or any girls ever done anything sexual with your sister's husband?

http://actortracker.com/images/actors/Jerry_Springer_m.jpg

Dial 1-800-IMA-NOOB

 

[morewickedfun]

http://actortracker.com/images/actors/Jerry_Springer_m.jpg

Dial 1-800-IMA-NOOB

*grin*
hey that was not nice
*grins*

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

*grin*
hey that was not nice
*grins*

*shrugs, tries to keep a straight face*

What?

 

[-geisha.grrrl-]

You're a fucking idiot.

Thanks, goat. How's the clitoral stimulation thread going?

 

[TANG GOD]

You're a fucking idiot.

you're teh racism!!!1

 

[morewickedfun]

*shrugs, tries to keep a straight face*

What?

*tries to keep an equally straight face*
*raises eyebrow*
i kind of liked his thread.
*shrugs*
dr.phil!
*grins*

 

[-geisha.grrrl-]

you're teh racism!!!1

Tang stop trying to instigate shit. Have a beer, the goat isn't all that bad and sometimes make interesting threads and comments. Leave her be.

 

[in-deep]

??????

Why is is always the noobs that make these fuckin posts? Jesus do they have a club or something?

geisha.grrrl: Sorry to have offended your sensibilities - I have not yet centered my life on literotica chat as you obviously have. Approximately how much time would you suggest one hang out here before they know enough to make a post that's up to your standards? Also, what is that free speech stuff you have attached to your posts? Do you even know what it means? Suggestion: If you don't like my post, move on - there are plenty here.

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

*tries to keep an equally straight face*
*raises eyebrow*
i kind of liked his thread.
*shrugs*
dr.phil!
*grins*

LOL!
Dr. Phil!
Made me laugh first, you win!

 

[-geisha.grrrl-]

I love that retort, it's so witty! 'You're a loser because you're spending time here, but I'm not a loser even though... I'm spending time here.' Do some lurking first, that's an easy way to learn the ropes of any message board, not just the GB on lit. And since there are plenty of threads, you won't mind if I add this one to the list of threads I'd like to post in, right? Welcome to lit!

edit: it's in my sig, and it's because i disagree with 2257. If you'd read my reply to MoreWickedFun, you would see why I said what I said. It was not an ad-hominem attack on you, don't take things personal here, or you're in for a world of hurt honey. I'm one of the nice ones.

 

[drown]

I love that retort, it's so witty! 'You're a loser because you're spending time here, but I'm not a loser even though... I'm spending time here.' Do some lurking first, that's an easy way to learn the ropes of any message board, not just the GB on lit. And since there are plenty of threads, you won't mind if I add this one to the list of threads I'd like to post in, right? Welcome to lit!

edit: it's in my sig, and it's because i disagree with 2257. If you'd read my reply to MoreWickedFun, you would see why I said what I said. It was not an ad-hominem attack on you, don't take things personal here, or you're in for a world of hurt honey. I'm one of the nice ones.

flay-vah of the week.

 

[-geisha.grrrl-]

Why
Thank
You Very Much
Dear
Sir.

 

[morewickedfun]

LOL!
Dr. Phil!
Made me laugh first, you win!

*grins*
i know!
*said in a serious tone*
what do i win?
*grins*
hey..at least i didn't call you oprah *wink*

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Why yes. I've fucked and sucked all of my inlaws.


Wait. My brother's not married. I don't have any inlaws.

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

*grins*
i know!
*said in a serious tone*
what do i win?
*grins*
hey..at least i didn't call you oprah *wink*

too bad, you could have gotten a car

 

[FinePhilly]

He tried the same thing on the Personals forum.

Didn't get an overwhelming response there either!

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=340806

 

[morewickedfun]

too bad, you could have gotten a car

Damn it to hell and back!
wait...
im picky when it comes to cars.
I only drive japanese makes.
What kind of car?
And WHAT DID I WIN?

 

[morewickedfun]

He tried the same thing on the Personals forum.

Didn't get an overwhelming response there either!

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=340806

Oh can you be welcoming and nice? and you the queen of fluff pastry!
shame on you philly!
i like the noob, very imaginative.
i think i may keep him.

 

[morewickedfun]

Why yes. I've fucked and sucked all of my inlaws.


Wait. My brother's not married. I don't have any inlaws.

really?
*taps foot*
and why didn't you tell me?
oh so now you lie to me?
*crumples in a heap and begins to cry*