Sirenita, Goddess of Law

[Eumenides]

Where were you when I wanted to sue Lord Lucan????

 

[Siren]

 

[takingchances42]

Debriefing him?

 

[Eumenides]

hiding

What good are you, then? Huh? HUH?????

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Eumenides]

I don't blame you, Siren...but I would be a character witness for Emoo...she is cool.

Thanks, Brat!

TC, do you think???? It's not a pleasant thought. Did someone really have to have it?

 

[takingchances42]

Thanks, Brat!

TC, do you think???? It's not a pleasant thought. Did someone really have to have it?

Siren is one damn fine attorney! Debriefing LL, oral arguments, she is doing whatever it takes to win your case. A good attorney can learn to enjoy what might seem unpleasant to you and I...

 

[Siren]

 

[Eumenides]

I love doing oral.

And my work on Briefs is legendary.

I can do motion work like no one else.

I got no complaints.

How much do you charge for services rendered?

 

[Siren]

 

[Eumenides]

$250 per hour

$350 if a man

You're hired, if you choose to accept.


But, beware, my messages self-destruct pretty quickly.

 

[phrodeau]

$250 per hour

$350 if a man

So... which hours are you a man?

 

[Siren]

 

[HeavyStick]

I don't blame you, Siren...but I would be a character witness for Emoo...she is cool.

ohh you're a character all right

 

[HeavyStick]

$250 per hour

$350 if a man

what kind of quote would I get?

 

[takingchances42]

$250 per hour

$350 if a man

Let's see... as a two minute man, that would come to $11.67.

OK, done!

I believe this constitutes a legally binding contract. Shall we say Saturday afternoon, from 4:03 to 4:05?

 

[Saint Peter]

Let's see... as a two minute man, that would come to $11.67.

OK, done!

I believe this constitutes a legally binding contract. Shall we say Saturday afternoon, from 4:03 to 4:05?

Saturday is time and a half. Brings the grand total to $17.51.

 

[takingchances42]

Saturday is time and a half. Brings the grand total to $17.51.

Damn good point. And while I hate to brag, beside being a premature ejaculator, I am also a cheap bastard.

Siren, how about we change that to Friday afternoon, from 2:42 pm to 2:44 pm?

 

[Siren]

 

[Dillinger]

Hey babe.

 

[Siren]

 

[takingchances42]

How can a resist a cheap bastard pre-ejaculator?

You really know how to swoon a woman and make yourself totally irrestible......huh?



Lets make a round $20.

I hate to make change.

Tying to negotiate your tip in advance of your performance?

 

[Lancecastor]

Maybe she'll take you on contingency....

 

[Siren]