Siren songs and helicockters

[SWR101]

You, sir, are a legend.

Thank you, thank you

 

[MindYaBitness]

How we suffer for our art…

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[morelikeasong]

Anybody else's mouth start watering all of a sudden?

Not my mouth getting wet

@morelikeasong - you're a sexy lady.

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[MindYaBitness]

As promised!

You guys are so much fun. Keep them coming!!

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[lavendersilk]

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Not possible! We just won't get anything done and all of civilization will collapse...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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Not possible! We just won't get anything done and all of civilization will collapse...

Speak for yourself, I'm getting plenty done over here!

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Speak for yourself, I'm getting plenty done over here!

Just reinacting that shake weight commercial? Uh huh, me too
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[deefalttwunnyfor]

Just reinacting that shake weight commercial? Uh huh, me too
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If she keeps this up I'm going to have the biggest forearms ever

 

[morelikeasong]

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I’ll keep that stuff for behind the OnlyMoms paywall

 

[morelikeasong]

I doubt target wants to see it as bad as you…

I just wanna circle back to this comment for a moment… did you take those pics for us in a Target dressing room??

 

[AuntieDisco]

Sounding the DTA again because @SWR101 just completed TWO more from the book of Dick Tricks!! The Wedding Ring and the Bulldog! Is there anything he can’t do?? Incredible

@OrdinaryPerson @Kitty_so_frisky @Indie @PassionatePanther @AuntieDisco @Amanda330 @lavendersilk @LadyLascivious1 @Wand3rlust @AngelicaS1780

Next thing you know they’ll be doing acrobats with that! Do cartwheels but with dick!

 

[AuntieDisco]

I'll pm you the originals if you want.

I believe you! That’s impressive.

 

[SWR101]

I just wanna circle back to this comment for a moment… did you take those pics for us in a Target dressing room??

maybe… lol, no I was heading out and went home before taking them

 

[SWR101]

Next thing you know they’ll be doing acrobats with that! Do cartwheels but with dick!

I appreciate the vote of confidence. But, no… T likely

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Do cartwheels but with dick!

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[deefalttwunnyfor]

I just wanna circle back to this comment for a moment… did you take those pics for us in a Target dressing room??

No better way to pass the time

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have a theory...
Step 1) have big ol' dick
Step 2) get a semi
Step 3) wrap it around your wrist
Step 4) staple it to the underside, this way the pain will stop you from getting all the way hard
Step 5) TAKE THE FUCKING PICTURE QUICK
Step 6) tourniquet
Step 7) cry
Step 8) profit?

I need to quote @Wand3rlust for a moment with

 

[hotwords229_A]

As promised!

You guys are so much fun. Keep them coming!!

There needs to be a Lit Law that says all pics must be up for 24hrs.

 

[Wriggle]

There needs to be a Lit Law that says all pics must be up for 24hrs.

I have just removed the link to mine, but everyone who quoted it still has the link available

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have just removed the link to mine, but everyone who quoted it still has the link available

That’s odd!
No getting rid of it now.

 

[Wriggle]

That’s odd!
No getting rid of it now.

I can only rely on trusting the gift giver to have given it a timer.

 

[Wriggle]

Get your paint brushes out, lads.

 

[morelikeasong]

There needs to be a Lit Law that says all pics must be up for 24hrs.

To be technical, this was a gif And it was only as a thank you for those participating in and cheering for the main event!

When are you going to do a trick for us??

 

[morelikeasong]

Get your paint brushes out, lads.

Is this going to be your weekend art project?

 

[AngelicaS1780]

I do like to spoil those who spoil me

DTA @OrdinaryPerson @Kitty_so_frisky @Indie @PassionatePanther @AuntieDisco @Amanda330 @lavendersilk @LadyLascivious1 @Wand3rlust @AngelicaS1780

Damn you, Literotica! Why didn’t this work?!?