Ambrosious
Weaver of Written Worlds
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- Jun 10, 2000
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Ambrosious came home from a long day at work to find the Fantasy Goddess missing. “Again?” thought he. Where could she be…
Meanwhile, on the other side of town, in a bar run by the Fantasy Goddess and kept secret from Ambrosious, we see the Fantasy Goddess tallying up the day’s receipts. The camera pulls in for a close up of her weathered brow, and the two strands of hair that have strategically fallen in front of her eyes making her irresistible in that soap opera diva way. The only sound we hear is the 10-key and the occasional humming coming from the brightly painted lips of the Fantasy Goddess. Suddenly, there is an ominous knock at the door. We know it is ominous, because of the 15 different emotions that pan over her face in the 3 minutes of “fade out” time we have before the screen goes black…
Commercial
Commercial
Commercial
Ambrosious sits in a leather recliner, obviously upset. We can tell he’s upset by the way he runs his hand through his hair, and the way he swirls his brandy. Ambrosious leans over to the end table and gazes at the wedding picture taken of the third time they married, on a beach on some island that no one can find on any atlas. The Fantasy Goddess has on a 10,000 dollar designer wedding dress and is in the ocean up to her knees, ruining said dress. Ambrosious has his hands behind his head, showing off his incredible abs, biceps, and dangerous looking tattoo that is across his chest. He is wearing red swim trunks. No one knows why he’s wearing swim trunks, but the focus group liked it this way, and that is the way it would stay. That’s a lot of detail for a picture, huh?
Commercial
Commercial
Commercial
Commercial
Commercial (there is always more commercials near the end of the program)
Commercial
Commercial
News Flash, something about murder, mayhem, destruction, and natural disasters.
We now rejoin our program already in progress.
“You bastard!!!” she screamed and threw a chair at his head, nearly hitting the bartender.
The camera shows a close up of her face, which is trying to convey love, caring, concern, hatred, passion, lust, playfulness, happiness, sorrow, rage, anger, and coyness all at once while the picture fades to black.
Meanwhile, on the other side of town, in a bar run by the Fantasy Goddess and kept secret from Ambrosious, we see the Fantasy Goddess tallying up the day’s receipts. The camera pulls in for a close up of her weathered brow, and the two strands of hair that have strategically fallen in front of her eyes making her irresistible in that soap opera diva way. The only sound we hear is the 10-key and the occasional humming coming from the brightly painted lips of the Fantasy Goddess. Suddenly, there is an ominous knock at the door. We know it is ominous, because of the 15 different emotions that pan over her face in the 3 minutes of “fade out” time we have before the screen goes black…
Commercial
Commercial
Commercial
Ambrosious sits in a leather recliner, obviously upset. We can tell he’s upset by the way he runs his hand through his hair, and the way he swirls his brandy. Ambrosious leans over to the end table and gazes at the wedding picture taken of the third time they married, on a beach on some island that no one can find on any atlas. The Fantasy Goddess has on a 10,000 dollar designer wedding dress and is in the ocean up to her knees, ruining said dress. Ambrosious has his hands behind his head, showing off his incredible abs, biceps, and dangerous looking tattoo that is across his chest. He is wearing red swim trunks. No one knows why he’s wearing swim trunks, but the focus group liked it this way, and that is the way it would stay. That’s a lot of detail for a picture, huh?
Commercial
Commercial
Commercial
Commercial
Commercial (there is always more commercials near the end of the program)
Commercial
Commercial
News Flash, something about murder, mayhem, destruction, and natural disasters.
We now rejoin our program already in progress.
“You bastard!!!” she screamed and threw a chair at his head, nearly hitting the bartender.
The camera shows a close up of her face, which is trying to convey love, caring, concern, hatred, passion, lust, playfulness, happiness, sorrow, rage, anger, and coyness all at once while the picture fades to black.
