Sinnin' on Sunday

[Guest]

Is there anything better than sleeping in on Sunday?

The coffee is brewing and the lovely aroma is wafting through the house, the kids have already eaten breakfast and are joyfully watching cartoons and playing Gameboy and doing the Dance game on the X-Box, and then -

You and your partner roll back over in bed and have some quietly wild gorilla sex.

I mean we aren't sinning all that much. There's no Sunday school today, there's just one church service because of the holidays and half the congregation is out of town. So it's the perfect time to skip.

Still, it's a bit hard to wipe the "just-fucked" look off my face as I sit down to have a cup and check email and read the paper and share a good morning leer with my hubby.

So - how is your morning?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I sin every sunday, but I did watch touched by an angel, does that count?

 

[Guest]

I sin every sunday, but I did watch touched by an angel, does that count?

I think it depends on where the angel touched you.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I think it depends on where the angel touched you.

I'm sworn to secrecy, but I did see God........he dresses real nice.

 

[Guest]

I'm sworn to secrecy, but I did see God........he dresses real nice.

I shouted his name earlier (well, muffled into a pillow). Does that count?

 

[C's Button]

Sadly, my Sunday has not been as sinful as yours.. Anyone want to sin a little extra for me?

 

[impressive]

I'm sworn to secrecy, but I did see God........he dresses real nice.

He was naked when I had ... I mean, SAW ... Him.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I shouted his name earlier (well, muffled into a pillow). Does that count?

Yes.

 

[carsonshepherd]

If I believed in hell I'd probably be worried about going there for this, but just imagine how funny a show called "Touched by an Atheist" would be.

There was a George Carlin skit on mad TV about one time and I just thought how hilarious it could've been if they'd done it better.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

If I believed in hell I'd probably be worried about going there for this, but just imagine how funny a show called "Touched by an Atheist" would be.

There was a George Carlin skit on mad TV about one time and I just thought how hilarious it could've been if they'd done it better.

His take on religion is hilarious, he could definitly make you rethink the whole God thing.

Write your own version.

 

[carsonshepherd]

His take on religion is hilarious, he could definitly make you rethink the whole God thing.

Write your own version.

I'm absolutely not clever or funny enough for something like that. It would take a comic genius like Carlin to do it justice.

 

[Guest]

Sadly, my Sunday has not been as sinful as yours.. Anyone want to sin a little extra for me?

You don't belong on this thread. Come to mine, if you're a single lady.

 

[matriarch]

I'm absolutely not clever or funny enough for something like that. It would take a comic genius like Carlin to do it justice.

Or Abs ??

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm absolutely not clever or funny enough for something like that. It would take a comic genius like Carlin to do it justice.

wuss.

I meant that as a compliment.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Or Abs ??

Jesus loves you.

 

[Guest]

Jesus loves you.

And he's very good at it.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

And he's very good at it.

Ya think?

 

[Guest]

Ya think?

I try not to think about it, actually.

But I'm still wallowing in post-coital afterglow.

 

[C's Button]

You don't belong on this thread. Come to mine, if you're a single lady.

Thanks for the offer CV. I'm taken, just too far away right now. Damn those evil time zones!

 

[Guest]

Thanks for the offer CV. I'm taken, just too far away right now. Damn those evil time zones!

I'm not biting on this little shit.

I'm not in San Diego, you know.

 

[Belegon]

I'm not biting on this little shit.

I'm not in San Diego, you know.

Gotta a problem with Paradise? *growl*

Yeah, my lil' handicap in the AH...time zone-itis...

 

[nikkijames]

Sinning on Sunday ... hmmmm I don't remember the last time I did that. Hell I can't remember the last time I sinned(in that way).

 

[Guest]

Gotta a problem with Paradise? *growl*

Yeah, my lil' handicap in the AH...time zone-itis...

Why are you sniffing your armpit, like, forever?

 

[cloudy]

Sinning on Sunday ... hmmmm I don't remember the last time I did that. Hell I can't remember the last time I sinned(in that way).

I feel your pain.

But, very soon I plan on sinning quite often.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Why are you sniffing your armpit, like, forever?

That is so fucking hot...

*faint*