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Think there's a thread for Marylanders under Literotica Personals, @NarsDon As it happens, I have the same stats, minus a year in the "age" field.
 
Okay, since this is Literotica, I will try to stand out by writing more than just the standard "A/S/L". Well, I'll start out with that, at least: 32/M/Maryland. Anyways, on to the good stuff. First off, I am looking for a woman, preferably no older than 35, but I shall not be picky especially since I have had good experiences with a 40-year-old woman in online interactions. Which brings me to the means by which I am looking to connect. While a real-life relationship would be an incredible outcome for this, I understand that's not a guarantee and may even be unlikely or damn near impossible. So, online is good, real life is better. A note before we continue: I am developmentally disabled (ASD) with a high level of function. I can carry on a conversation. I can drive a car (although I've yet to get a driver's license). I can cook, clean, etc. But some social nuances escape me. Please be mindful of this going forward. I promise you I am not an asshole, but fuck with me and I will become one.

A bit more about who I am looking for...first off, looks are completely irrelevant when it comes to genuine connections (not that I am blind, but I do not think there is such a thing as "too unattractive for me"), nor is race. There are a few basic things that will cause me to promptly show you the door, but those might not even come up so it's not necessary to discuss them here. Also, please, no overseas women. I've tried to play online with women on the other side of the world...and it's just exhausting. Bonus points if you are at least partially unshaven "down there."

Now, onto who I am. First off, I am fully aware that there's no real way to prove this, but I will just try to say it anyway: I am not here to ruin your lives or your days or anything at all. That means I will not disrespect you, I will not post your pics elsewhere, I will treat you the way you deserve to. Yeah, I hear some of you saying, "Yeah, right, he totally will post the pics and treat me like shit." That's your prerogative and I wish you luck carrying around that negativity.

Takes deep breath. Okay, for those of you who are still here, I am a virgin. Yep, never done squat in the realspace. If that's not something you're down with, that sucks because we all had to start somewhere. I also wish you luck if that's something that bugs you that much.

Anyway, I am best described as a nerd, but one with a fairly prolific sex drive coupled with a serious lack of patience for wasting of my time and effort. This is where there may be a problem, depending. Since I'm rather frustrated in a sexual manner, if I start chatting with a potential online-only partner and it looks like there will be little to no visual interaction, then that will start to cause me to seek other means of visual stimulation. While we're all here to read and get off, I honestly prefer to masturbate with one or both hands, the other (if applicable) holding up something (like my phone or tablet) that contains a sexy photo or a spicy video. The words get me revved up, but the visuals get me over the finish line. This is not to say that I dismiss the connections that can be made by simply chatting with someone, and I can and will accept such people into my life, but if that's all that's going on, then I will more than likely seek others to stimulate me both mentally and visually.

Speaking of, I will say this now: I have neither the skills, nor the software to record live voice and video on any of my devices. And on top of that I haven't the desire, either. But again, scoffing at that is your prerogative. For those who are willing to give me a chance, I won't let you down.

Appearance-wise, I'm a bit chubby around the waist, total dad bod going on here. Brown hair that's frequently messy. Glasses that are in desperate need of replacement, mainly due to the corrosion on the earpieces. Legs are better-looking, with some muscle. Ass is flat, and my dick...well, we're gonna have to talk about that in private ;)

So if you agree that nobody's perfect and that frustrations and preferences are valid, and have some imperfections, frustrations and preferences of your own, and are female and living in the US, please PM me. Thank you all for putting up with all that insanity, and I apologize if my frustrations came off as entitled. That is not the message I am going for. See note about being somewhat disabled.

Bye! hides
 
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F, 43, Florida looking for good fantasy chatters and possibly more for anyone living in drivable distance.
 
Going to give this a shot because I was inspired by another brave post up above, though I won’t make this as long.

Single 37 y/o Mexican F, CALI

Into nerd shit, Rock shit (music-wise), cooking shit, etc. 5’6 250 lbs in all the right curves. Idk let’s see where this goes.
 
Embracing_Agony said:
Going to give this a shot because I was inspired by another brave post up above, though I won’t make this as long.

Single 37 y/o Mexican F, CALI

Into nerd shit, Rock shit (music-wise), cooking shit, etc. 5’6 250 lbs in all the right curves. Idk let’s see where this goes.
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LOL I think the only post on this page that's longer is mine. Glad I could inspire you!!
 
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