Singles and Unattached ONLY... Speak up

[MrDevereaux]

Thanks for the welcome!

Most welcome, bright smile. Hope you’re doing ok.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Glad to see this becoming more than a a/s/l thread

I have been way from Lit for sometime. Just coming back and happy to see the activitity on this thread.

Mr. D good to see you and thanks for the conversation starters.

How long have you been single? I have been a widower for a little over 4 years.
What flavour of ice cream floats your boat? Mint Chocolate Chip
You walk into a coffee shop, the barista is cute, and asks for your name for your drink (you know the one!), what do you say? Just a name or my phone number too?
If sense of humour is important, tell someone a joke! I am more of a spur of the moment ad libber rather than a structured joke teller.

 

[king04]

Any ladies around for a chat?

 

[Sassaphrass]

Single in SE

52, unattached female living in SW Florida. Nice to know there’s a place for us

I’m completely new to this forum but what I’ve seen so far, a lot of married/attached folks on the bulletin boards & chat rooms?!?

To be fair, I’m pretty busy so may not be good for much other than fun convo here and there BUT, if that’s interesting to you, please hmu!! Sending positive vibes to all!!!

 

[Sassaphrass]

Convo Starters are cute!

How long have you been single?
Since September 2020
What flavour of ice cream floats your boat?
Pistachio
You walk into a coffee shop, the barista is cute, and asks for your name for your drink (you know the one!), what do you say?
Humm, I’ve actually been bold enough to flirt so it could be name and my digits given!?!
If sense of humour is important, tell someone a joke!
So sorry, I’m fresh outta jokes right now but love to hear some good ones!!

 

[Abjz82]

25 y.o F. Single

 

[MrDevereaux]

25 y.o F. Single

Welcome to the board, abjz82. Do you have a favourite ice cream?

 

[MrDevereaux]

How long have you been single?
Since September 2020
What flavour of ice cream floats your boat?
Pistachio
You walk into a coffee shop, the barista is cute, and asks for your name for your drink (you know the one!), what do you say?
Humm, I’ve actually been bold enough to flirt so it could be name and my digits given!?!
If sense of humour is important, tell someone a joke!
So sorry, I’m fresh outta jokes right now but love to hear some good ones!!

Good old jokes are great. I’m not a fan of the pistachio ice cream in sushi bars, I can see why they give it away!

 

[FallenAngelBBC]

Looking for a kinky and taboo minded fem

Hey, am Michael 33 (non-monogamous) south Indian male. Into too many kinks and taboo stuff. If you're an open minded and kinky girl..lets catch up: daddy.unlimited.xxx@gmail.com

love teen, age play, incest RPs, DDLG, Dom Mommy roleplay, MILF etc

Still here, 53 year old female, living in the western US, PM if you dare

 

[RudyGardet]

This thread needs livening up! Conversation starters:

How long have you been single? Separated April 2019,divorced January 2020.
What flavour of ice cream floats your boat? Chubby Hubby, or anything chocolate with peanut butter
You walk into a coffee shop, the barista is cute, and asks for your name for your drink (you know the one!), what do you say? "My name is Rudy, but you can call me Daddy" with a charming grin and a quick wink. Nahhh I'd never actually say that to someone I didn't already know, but it's a fun though!
If sense of humour is important, tell someone a joke![/QUOTE] Sense of humor is incredible important to me. You gotta be able to laugh at mistakes and I make a lot of them! But jokes were never my thing. Best I can do is this...
Woman comes home from the Doc and says "My gynecologist says I can't have sex for two weeks. Husband looks thoughtful for a moment and responds, what does the Dentist say?

Single in Northeast PA if anyone would like to chat.

 

[AdelineL]

27, WF, no kids, just waiting for my final divorce decree -- so happy to be single & free!

Sex is important, but I want romance, it's been so long since I've had any. I'm hesitant to believe a man will put in the time and effort to really get to know and date someone before hopping into bed these days -- I suppose that's what I get for being old fashioned while enjoying reading erotica so much Who knows, maybe one day I will find an old fashioned gentlemen who will put in the time but still like enthusiastic sex once we get to that level of trust. I want the kind of relationship where you plan a romantic dinner, and I provide the dessert

I'm 5'6, 135lbs, long brown hair, hazel eyes, pale skin with some freckles. 36 - 26 - 40, of pear-shaped inches

 

[MissMandy86]

Single ... not really looking. Enjoying being single

 

[Natasha25]

F 37, single, teacher, Chilean. Looking for the right guy (25 - 40 y/o preferably) to have it all, romance, passion and great sex.

 

[hotoldrguy]

F 37, single, teacher, Chilean. Looking for the right guy (25 - 40 y/o preferably) to have it all, romance, passion and great sex.

good luck in your search

 

[AD_27]

F 37, single, teacher, Chilean. Looking for the right guy (25 - 40 y/o preferably) to have it all, romance, passion and great sex.

will you give me tuition mam ?

 

[EctoJohn]

38/m/Florida

There's nothing to me, but hopelessly looking for love anyway.

 

[RedguyTx]

Intro

How long have you been single? Never married. Last serious relationship 20 yrs
What flavour of ice cream floats your boat? Cookies & Cream
You walk into a coffee shop, the barista is cute, and asks for your name for your drink (you know the one!), what do you say? Jeff (I love to flirt, but those folks are always too busy.)
If sense of humour is important, tell someone a joke!
Why do Brits add extra letters? Humor, Flavor, Aluminum.

 

[spiderwal]

47 year old single male, happy to chat should any ladies be looking for a gut to chat with, although I know the numbers of men to women is vastly in the women’s favour so probably get fed up of loads of messages

 

[king04]

Good morning all you lovely ladies

 

[MidnightRyder007]

Easy going, open-minded and passionate. Looking for good conversation and a connection. Mild or spicy. Sharing erotic desires, or talking about just anything. Seeks a friendly, sensual lady with interests and intelligence. I'm open to lively banter about whatever and sending smiles.
I'm fun with a saucy sense of mischief. Romantic at heart in search of intimacy. Curious and inquisitive. My interests are varied and include art, sports, music, travel, and of course erotica with sensual pleasures.
If you need a mixture of naughty thoughts and friendly fun then message me here. I am a sensual, man who wants to know and enjoy the whole of you. Seeking women with a hidden, slutty side willing to explore your forbidden fantasies and kinks. Let's talk about anything and everything!

 

[misstrust]

This thread needs livening up! Conversation starters:

How long have you been single? 1 year

What ice cream floats your boat? Mint chocolate chip

You walk into a coffee shop, the barista is cute, and asks for your name for your drink (you know the one!), what name do you give? my given name


Tell a joke:
What does a deaf gynecologist do?
He reads lips

 

[desperado1089]

How long have you been single? 6 years.

What flavor of ice cream floats your boat? Sadly, I have sensitive teeth, although any sweets that are not super cold are okay! My favorite candy bar has always been Hershey's Cookies and Cream.

Since I don't drink coffee, if I would walk into the local Panera Bread, the girl taking my order was cute, and she asked for my name, what would I tell them? "The future Mr. (insert her first name plus my last name here), of course!"

Tell a joke. A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?" The bartender says, "For you, no charge". (I dunno, I might need to work on my sense of humor some)

 

[MrDevereaux]

Tell a joke:
What does a deaf gynecologist do?
He reads lips

That is a joke worthy of reposting. Thank you for the laugh

 

[MrDevereaux]

F 37, single, teacher, Chilean. Looking for the right guy (25 - 40 y/o preferably) to have it all, romance, passion and great sex.

Friends are always good! Happy findings!

 

[lady_jennaxx]

Friday bump