Single Female

[IhateClowns]

This thread has made me puke from all of the twizzlers and gummis I have been eating while watching the already front running 2011 thread of the year. I special ordered a bean bag so I can get comfy as my back is starting to hurt some

 

[teknight]

This thread has made me puke from all of the twizzlers and gummis I have been eating while watching the already front running 2011 thread of the year. I special ordered a bean bag so I can get comfy as my back is starting to hurt some

Is the puking a side effect of the concussion?

 

[IhateClowns]

Is the puking a side effect of the concussion?

If that is what you want to call this thread then that is your choice...I call it pure enjoyment

 

[teknight]

I dunno. I'd say a concussion is a good explanation for the level of grammar displayed...and it does induce thoughts of "head-to-hard-surface-and-repeat." I mean, it's so bad, it hurts.

And then you have the reality TV levels of drama. So much win, so little time.

 

[BubbleBurster]

Hello AM katelyn here and am a single female looking for a friends and made more. If you would like to get to know me, and Talk am here. Here is a pic for all the people on the websitre that say am not a real women.

I don't know if you're a woman or not, and I don't care to find out. What I do know is this: Your grammar looks like it was typed by Tarzan after an all night drinking binge. Oh, and you're also really fucking scary looking. You can now hurl your immature, idle threats my way.

 

[DayMaker]

http://i571.photobucket.com/albums/ss159/MOONSET777/Smiley20popcorn.jpg

 

[teknight]

I don't know if you're a woman or not, and I don't care to find out. What I do know is this: Your grammar looks like it was typed by Tarzan after an all night drinking binge. Oh, and you're also really fucking scary looking. You can now hurl your immature, idle threats my way.

Hey! Tarzan taught himself how to write. Don't insult Lord and Lady Greystoke's child!

 

[Rhue71]

Wow. This is seriously stupid!!!!! Look this person threatened me after i turned her down. She threatened me with getting kicked out of school, my master discharged and arrested from the military and all of my family accounts froze etc. This chick is CRAZY! She also threatened to have me arrested.

This forum's rules are fucking stupid. I say turn over those PM's you recieved from her to the authorities, they'll take care of it.

 

[princesssuzanne]

Honestly if I can just pass along that this chick is nuts then I have done my duty to the Literotica society that I love so much. I mean seriously where are you going find this many people that do not fit what is tolerated in society. I LOVE IT!!!!!! I have not been tolerated by society since the day I was born. I feel that it is a major accomplishment.

 

[Peaches1990]

I see crazy people.

I think your fam are calling you home.

http://img1.imagehousing.com/21/a0edb7261feaa0ddd28507db4d89f1b4.jpg

 

[irish_male]

lawl

Is this still going? Burn it with fire!

 

[WakoJako]

I see crazy people.

I think your fam are calling you home.

http://img1.imagehousing.com/21/a0edb7261feaa0ddd28507db4d89f1b4.jpg

Hey! Where did you get a pic of me and my bro from?

 

[Peaches1990]

lawl

Is this still going? Burn it with fire!

You can't. It will just keep coming back It's too trashy to turn down

 

[Peaches1990]

Hey! Where did you get a pic of me and my bro from?

Well you didn't actually say no posting on the internet did ya?

 

[WakoJako]

Well you didn't actually say no posting on the internet did ya?

Erm...no

 

[Peaches1990]

Erm...no

See. I'm a loose cannon. Or something!

Goin in the shower. This thread makes me feel dirty. No not in a good way

xoxo

 

[MistressKatelyn]

I Have not threaten any one, and you have no proof that i have. The few people her that say am not a girl are just immature and upset i wouldn't give them anything they and they believe i have other accounts which i do not. This is my one and only account. So Rhue and princess you can spread your lies all you want to, and i'm not crazy but am still reporting your post everytime time you harrass me cause you two dont know to leave people alone.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Oh my, like a bad Jerry Springer episode this thread is still on?

 

[Rhue71]

I Have not threaten any one, and you have no proof that i have. The few people her that say am not a girl are just immature and upset i wouldn't give them anything they and they believe i have other accounts which i do not. This is my one and only account. So Rhue and princess you can spread your lies all you want to, and i'm not crazy but am still reporting your post everytime time you harrass me cause you two dont know to leave people alone.

LMAO. What a fucking loser. We've shown all the evidence here, and we will continue to repost them in every topic that each of your accounts makes. Also, LOL @ "upset I wouldn't give them anything." Last I recall, you demanded an hour long video from me before you would prove you were a female, and when I refused that, you flipped out and threatened me.

 

[MistressKatelyn]

No you have show any evidence on here you have just say i have done this and that. But no evidence, and i have just this account so yea sorry. I have no other accounts and i demanded anything from you cause i dont know you, and if you kept harassing me you will get banned, For harassment. So yea. Have a good day.

 

[Rhue71]

if you kept harassing me you will get banned, For harassment. .

What part of the government do you work for, the Department of Redundancy Department?

 

[IhateClowns]

Hello all my name is Clown Struthers. My sister Sally and I have something important to say to you. Do you take your education for granted? Do you have clean drinking water? A roof over your head? What about heat, electricity or even a dental plan?

I bet you do don't you? Yet kids and young adults across Lit don't receive this benefits. For the price of a cup of coffee a day you can help sponsor a Lit member. That is right. A cup of coffee. With this money your litster will receive daily PM's on what to say and how to say it. They will receive coupons to buy water and toothpaste. A toothbrush to help scrub the remaining teeth to a gleaming shine.

How do you know your money will be used strictly for these purposes? Because we will send you quarterly updates on your litster. You will receive PM's from your litster thanking you for your help. You will receive pictures both nudes and clothed. Your sponsored litster will receive a dictionary and grammar book to help them become a better poster.

You will also receive quarterly updates on the progress of your litster. His or her posting stats as well as a photo album of the avs and profile pics that they choose to use. Won't you give? While this commercial is airing we will also throw in a snuggie and rotisserie broiler that even the litster you have sponsored can use. Just set it and forget it and in 3 hours you will have the most succulent turkey carcass you have ever nibbled on.

So for today only we are giving you a snuggie, a rotisserie broiler thing, and an illiterate litster all for the price of a cup of coffee. As you well know there are many on here that need sponsoring. Won't you help please?

Dig into that couch. Pull out that change purse. You can make a difference. Please help today. Call 1-800-lit-help and make a difference. You can clearly see by this thread much help is needed.

 

[teknight]

Hello all my name is Clown Struthers. My sister Sally and I have something important to say to you. Do you take your education for granted? Do you have clean drinking water? A roof over your head? What about heat, electricity or even a dental plan?

I bet you do don't you? Yet kids and young adults across Lit don't receive this benefits. For the price of a cup of coffee a day you can help sponsor a Lit member. That is right. A cup of coffee. With this money your litster will receive daily PM's on what to say and how to say it. They will receive coupons to buy water and toothpaste. A toothbrush to help scrub the remaining teeth to a gleaming shine.

How do you know your money will be used strictly for these purposes? Because we will send you quarterly updates on your litster. You will receive PM's from your litster thanking you for your help. You will receive pictures both nudes and clothed. Your sponsored litster will receive a dictionary and grammar book to help them become a better poster.

You will also receive quarterly updates on the progress of your litster. His or her posting stats as well as a photo album of the avs and profile pics that they choose to use. Won't you give? While this commercial is airing we will also throw in a snuggie and rotisserie broiler that even the litster you have sponsored can use. Just set it and forget it and in 3 hours you will have the most succulent turkey carcass you have ever nibbled on.

So for today only we are giving you a snuggie, a rotisserie broiler thing, and an illiterate litster all for the price of a cup of coffee. As you well know there are many on here that need sponsoring. Won't you help please?

Dig into that couch. Pull out that change purse. You can make a difference. Please help today. Call 1-800-lit-help and make a difference. You can clearly see by this thread much help is needed.

Meh.
Try the TeLitEvangelist approach, Preacher Clowns.

 

[MistressKatelyn]

What part of the government do you work for, the Department of Redundancy Department?



Hey RHue how are you going to know who i contact your not a Mod, and if you can see who i contact then that mean you are hacking into LIT. Wow you have no life.

 

[Rhue71]

Hey RHue how are you going to know who i contact your not a Mod, and if you can see who i contact then that mean you are hacking into LIT. Wow you have no life.

Yeah, the "girl" with seven accounts on an erotic fiction website says I have no life. My feelings are so hurt.

/sarcasm.

It's called following your topics, dude. Simple as that.