Singing Expertise's praises

[Juliangel]

First of all... feel free to sing my praises to the masses LOL. No
seriously.

Second, thanks but I am still not convinced that I am any kind of prize.

PS. Remember! Publicly sing my praises..... i'll be checking

That is from the email I just got from him.

OHMIGOD!!! <you didn't say I had to use only the manly terms>
He is adorable!!! What a cutie, the drool is still dripping from my mouth!!! Even all bundled up in his hockey gear he is gorgeous and sexy!!!

<How was that for singing sweetie?>

 

[Mustang Sally]

Hi Expertise

Hey, that was pretty good Julia!
Only slightly out of tune.

 

[Guest]

 

[Expertise]

I was hoping for a rendition of "You're so vain" by whats her face.

See ya'

 

[Juliangel]

WAIT!!! Sweetie come back, you never said if I could share with the others!!! Can I show them how cute you are???

 

[Guest]

 

[Expertise]

Not a chance

Remember our agreement?

No no no no no no no no no no no.....

I am, like I said, no prize and don't want it out there for the world to see. K

 

[Juliangel]

Ok here you go sweetie, in my best Carly Simon voice

He's so cute, he already knows this thread is about him...
He's so cute.....

Ok that is all I can do with a straight face, he is just DAMN cute!!!

 

[Guest]

Hey, Mickey?

 

[Guest]

 

[Juliangel]

Re: Not a chance

Remember our agreement?
I am, like I said, no prize

Yes I remember sorry. You are just WRONG, your are a prize definitly a keeper sweetie!!!

LL you are so right about his voice too. Love the Hey Micky version! 2 thumbs up!!!

 

[Expertise]

Patience

Ginger I will send you one as soon as I figure out how to do it.

Patience.... i'm an idiot at these things sometimes.

Don't get too excited Juliangel is over stating it by a bunch.

 

[Juliangel]

Re: Patience

Ginger I will send you one as soon as I figure out how to do it.

Patience.... i'm an idiot at these things sometimes.

I know how I know how!!! I can send it to her!

 

[Guest]

I was just fixing to sing....

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Good Gawd!!!!!

I'm sure I'm not the only one about to hurl.

"He's so cute!" "He's got a hairy chest." "I'm drooling." "Oh(!) his hockey uniform!"

Jeesh!

Hope yer feeling better Exp.

But Man! I don't know about these babes. I'm all for, you know - them feelin' that way but - ugggh - gets a little messy when the gushing gets so fucking thick.

Put the fuck up or shut up ya know. Gag the shit hole and grab yer ankles girls. Enough with the girlish, flowery, unadulterated sugar shit.

Raw sex girls, raw sex - the man's not looking for a life mate.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Patience

 

[Juliangel]

Oh Sparky I told everyone you were a cutie too!!!

 

[Guest]

Re: Good Gawd!!!!!

 

[Expertise]

Julia you can send it if and only if she publicly proclaims not to disclose it to anyone else.

Oh yeah, and if you guys promise to stop offending Sparky's sensibilities.

Gotta Go.

 

[Juliangel]

Re: Good Gawd!!!!!

Raw sex girls, raw sex - the man's not looking for a life mate.

Who said we were looking for anything more than that???

I was just using universal girl terms that everyone can understand!!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey! You got it all wrong.....

I am not sensible! So there.

 

[Juliangel]

Julia you can send it if and only if she publicly proclaims not to disclose it to anyone else.

Oh yeah, and if you guys promise to stop offending Sparky's sensibilities.

Gotta Go.

Ginger
Proclaim Proclaim and tell me where to send it!!!

 

[Guest]

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I got it!

The total number of orgasims you've had while thinking of Exp.

 

[Guest]

Re: I got it!