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[lovemonster]

Lost In A Fantasy ~ A Dozen Furies

I'm rude in what I show, I couldn't possibly be rude in manners as well

Welcome To My Nightmare - Alice Cooper

Well, you could....but that would just be rude

 

[Essa]

Welcome To My Nightmare - Alice Cooper

Well, you could....but that would just be rude

A Walk Through Hell? ~ Say Anything

I'm not rude at all, I'll have you know I never speak with my mouth full

 

[lovemonster]

A Walk Through Hell? ~ Say Anything

I'm not rude at all, I'll have you know I never speak with my mouth full

Hell Unleashed - Aeon

I should hope not, you'd bite it off!

 

[Essa]

Hell Unleashed - Aeon

I should hope not, you'd bite it off!

Fairy Tales From Hell's Gates ~ Mandragora Scream

I'd only nibble and then clamp my jaw shut at the last second

 

[lovemonster]

Fairy Tales From Hell's Gates ~ Mandragora Scream

I'd only nibble and then clamp my jaw shut at the last second

Never Ending Story - Limahl

Ohh, I'm sure whoever it is that's in your mouth will be most happy with that

 

[Essa]

Never Ending Story - Limahl

Ohh, I'm sure whoever it is that's in your mouth will be most happy with that

Shall We Begin? ~ Nargaroth

You know there's been quite a few and not one complaint yet...they darn't or they won't get a repeat performance

 

[lovemonster]

Shall We Begin? ~ Nargaroth

You know there's been quite a few and not one complaint yet...they darn't or they won't get a repeat performance

After You've Gone - Nina Simone

I'm sure they haven't complained, they've been too busy trying to stop the massive blood loss....

 

[Kylan]

Today Has Been A Fucked Up Day - Beck

Ohhh, you meant that type of screwing... If I'd gone for that one, you'd have said you mean the other one. And I don't have the foggiest idea what you mean, Arab Strap? Damn, I really have been hanging around you too long

Of course you wouldn't suggest burning the garlic munching, cheese eating, surrender monkeys in oil. How about burning them on a fire instead?

Damn, I'm all depressed too now, I never seem to be here when you are. Sorry, I apologise for making you depressed, feel free to whip me next time you see me *adjusts negligee to hide nipples again*

Goodnight Kylan

What Happened Yesterday? ~ Neil Young

So, you're not saying I wouldn't purposefully try not to confuse you? What's an Arab strap? Well to be honest, much depends on the size of his camel, but normally he would strap his tent, some tea and biscuits, and his 'Camel' so that he can have a smoke.

Hmmm, I love the way you described the fire thing, precious ... it was hot.

Have you considered moving to a different time-zone? And there really was no need to readjust that negligee, but I'm glad you did. I like to see a hint of nipple though diaphanous lace.

 

[Kylan]

I close my eyes and fly out of my mind into the fire--shawn colvin

Keeping Me Warm For You? ~ Brenda Lee

 

[Kylan]

Playing In The Street, J.J.Cale

I can bet you do, that person deserves the credit ..right?.Its only fair of me to tell them, I think. You might get that thread after all, have you been wishing hard, fingers crossed?

Oh, I will tell her to get her pretty ass in here and pay you a visit, been much too long, make sure you te;ll her that too..k, Kylan?..No i won't say anything about you missing her..i didn't even hear you say that, imagination again.

Kicking Pigeons? ~ Spunge

Yup, I've been wishing myself hard with my fingers crossed since you first mentioned that thread, bud.

Now you do realise that because you asked me to tell her she's been away too long, I can't? Damn this Catholic upbringing of mine that makes me so rebellious.

Imagination is such a wonderful thing, I may just give you a snapshot of mine when I've a little more time

 

[Kylan]

Are You Trying To Be Funny? ~ Everything But The Girl

Really, I would never have guessed

That Makes One Of Us ~ Alison Krauss

I know ... you do so lack imagination.

 

[lovemonster]

What Happened Yesterday? ~ Neil Young

So, you're not saying I wouldn't purposefully try not to confuse you? What's an Arab strap? Well to be honest, much depends on the size of his camel, but normally he would strap his tent, some tea and biscuits, and his 'Camel' so that he can have a smoke.

Hmmm, I love the way you described the fire thing, precious ... it was hot.

Have you considered moving to a different time-zone? And there really was no need to readjust that negligee, but I'm glad you did. I like to see a hint of nipple though diaphanous lace.

Nothing Ever Happens - Del Amitri

No, I'm not saying you wouldn't purposefully try to not confuse me. I'm saying that you wouldn't purposefully not pick the opposite of whatever meaning I chose so that it wouldn't look like I'm not getting it wrong Blimey, and I thought it was a song by Belle and Sebastian...the things you learn on here...

Thank you, I've been learning from the Master...

I have, but I figured I still wouldn't be here the same time as you, so I'll just stay where I am and miss you in comfort. Well, I was always told less is more so the less I get them out, the more you'll want to see them

 

[Kylan]

Nothing Ever Happens - Del Amitri

No, I'm not saying you wouldn't purposefully try to not confuse me. I'm saying that you wouldn't purposefully not pick the opposite of whatever meaning I chose so that it wouldn't look like I'm not getting it wrong Blimey, and I thought it was a song by Belle and Sebastian...the things you learn on here...

Thank you, I've been learning from the Master...

I have, but I figured I still wouldn't be here the same time as you, so I'll just stay where I am and miss you in comfort. Well, I was always told less is more so the less I get them out, the more you'll want to see them

Make It ~ Aerosmith

I'm sorry, but I feel exactly the opposite. But I shall keep you nonetheless. - Yup, it's amazing what you learn on the Net. I learned this morning that I'm obsessive ... who ever would have thought?!

Oh you gotta put me in touch with him, you just gotta. I like learning stuff.

You mean you're not uncomfortable missing me? Well, I shall have to be here more often then -- Sometimes less is just less ... I like more.

 

[lovemonster]

Make It ~ Aerosmith

I'm sorry, but I feel exactly the opposite. But I shall keep you nonetheless. - Yup, it's amazing what you learn on the Net. I learned this morning that I'm obsessive ... who ever would have thought?!

Oh you gotta put me in touch with him, you just gotta. I like learning stuff.

You mean you're not uncomfortable missing me? Well, I shall have to be here more often then -- Sometimes less is just less ... I like more.

Can You Help Me? - American Music Club

Hang on, I thought you never apologised? Oh, and thank you for your graciousness -- I think it's shocking, you could learn all sorts of stuff on the net that you'd never learn unless you went looking for it, I think it should be banned.

Ok, I will. You can get in touch with him c/o The Doctor, The Tardis, BBC Cardiff.

Well, I could always move from the sofa to a dining room chair and miss you in slightly more discomfort if that helps? Of course you should be here more often, then I'd miss you all the more when you're gone -- And is there anything specifically that you'd like more of this morning?

 

[Kylan]

Can You Help Me? - American Music Club

Hang on, I thought you never apologised? Oh, and thank you for your graciousness -- I think it's shocking, you could learn all sorts of stuff on the net that you'd never learn unless you went looking for it, I think it should be banned.

Ok, I will. You can get in touch with him c/o The Doctor, The Tardis, BBC Cardiff.

Well, I could always move from the sofa to a dining room chair and miss you in slightly more discomfort if that helps? Of course you should be here more often, then I'd miss you all the more when you're gone -- And is there anything specifically that you'd like more of this morning?

How May I Help You? ~ Sikth

It's O.k. I didn't inhale as I apologised -- I'm very happy to keep you ... I assume the cheques in the post? -- Yes, the Interweb should definitely be banned, especially for those that don't always agree with me. You, for one example.

You know, I've always loved that 'Dr Who' show. Now I know why.

Some would say I'm here too much as it is, but I would like a little more time on the Internet this morning ... there's a fascinating bidding war on e-bay this am.

 

[lovemonster]

How May I Help You? ~ Sikth

It's O.k. I didn't inhale as I apologised -- I'm very happy to keep you ... I assume the cheques in the post? -- Yes, the Interweb should definitely be banned, especially for those that don't always agree with me. You, for one example.

You know, I've always loved that 'Dr Who' show. Now I know why.

Some would say I'm here too much as it is, but I would like a little more time on the Internet this morning ... there's a fascinating bidding war on e-bay this am.

Show Me How To Live - Audioslave

Oh, that's alright then. Have you started inhaling again yet? I can't perform CPR over the interweb -- Yes, the cheque is in the post. It's blank and unsigned, I assume that's ok? -- I don't agree.

I bet even the Daleks would be scared of you, lord knows what sort of torture you'd put them through...

Oh, I don't know who would say that. Apart from Essa maybe. Oooh, anything exciting on ebay? Should we all log on and bump the price up so the winner pays far too much?

 

[Kylan]

Show Me How To Live - Audioslave

Oh, that's alright then. Have you started inhaling again yet? I can't perform CPR over the interweb -- Yes, the cheque is in the post. It's blank and unsigned, I assume that's ok? -- I don't agree.

I bet even the Daleks would be scared of you, lord knows what sort of torture you'd put them through...

Oh, I don't know who would say that. Apart from Essa maybe. Oooh, anything exciting on ebay? Should we all log on and bump the price up so the winner pays far too much?

Don't Take Your Guns To Town!! ~ Johnny Cash

Something tells me there are times you'd be quite happy to perform CBT over the Interweb, let alone CPR. -- Yes, that'll be fine. I wouldn't want anyone to think I'm taking advantage of you. -- I disagree with you disagreeing.

Wouldn't it be fun to run them on cheap batteries and watch them go Exterminat --- That, or stand on the fifth step of the staircase and go, "Nananana, can't get mEeeEeEeeEe."

Guess what? I gotta go....Oh, the auction!! Damn, where did I put that thing .. and more importantly, who the hell invented tabbed browsing?

Take good care and enjoy your day, precious. I shall get right on with missing you.

 

[lovemonster]

Don't Take Your Guns To Town!! ~ Johnny Cash

Something tells me there are times you'd be quite happy to perform CBT over the Interweb, let alone CPR. -- Yes, that'll be fine. I wouldn't want anyone to think I'm taking advantage of you. -- I disagree with you disagreeing.

Wouldn't it be fun to run them on cheap batteries and watch them go Exterminat --- That, or stand on the fifth step of the staircase and go, "Nananana, can't get mEeeEeEeeEe."

Guess what? I gotta go....Oh, the auction!! Damn, where did I put that thing .. and more importantly, who the hell invented tabbed browsing?

Take good care and enjoy your day, precious. I shall get right on with missing you.

Shoot To Thrill? - AC/DC

I seriously doubt CBT would work on you, Kylan -- Of course you wouldn't want anyone to think that. Even if it's true. -- I disagree, so ner.

LOL, you are indeed a force to be reckoned with. Oh, standing on the 5th step won't work anymore, didn't you know they can fly now?

Damn, another short, but sweet interlude...parting is such sweet sorrow. Or some bollocks like that -- I don't know who invented tabbed browsing but they're a miracle worker. It means I can irritate you and 5 other people all at the same time!

Have a great day Kylan, I shall try not to go missing you too much

 

[Essa]

After You've Gone - Nina Simone

I'm sure they haven't complained, they've been too busy trying to stop the massive blood loss....

Going Nowhere ~ Wynonna

Damn, was that what they were doing? And there was me thinking they were having the time of their life

 

[Essa]

That Makes One Of Us ~ Alison Krauss

I know ... you do so lack imagination.

Hey Man Nice Shot ~ Filter

That's not what you normally say

 

[lovemonster]

Going Nowhere ~ Wynonna

Damn, was that what they were doing? And there was me thinking they were having the time of their life

Go Now! - Moody Blues

Yeah, all that jerking, moaning and flopping about was due to trauma, not excitement...

 

[Essa]

Go Now! - Moody Blues

Yeah, all that jerking, moaning and flopping about was due to trauma, not excitement...

I Shall Not Be Moved ~ Johnny Cash

I shall have to remember not to sharpen my teeth the next time then

 

[lovemonster]

I Shall Not Be Moved ~ Johnny Cash

I shall have to remember not to sharpen my teeth the next time then

House Arrest? - Bryan Adams

Probably a good idea. Or maybe try not to bite quite so hard...

 

[Essa]

House Arrest? - Bryan Adams

Probably a good idea. Or maybe try not to bite quite so hard...

Chained And Bound ~ Otis Redding

Do you think just sucking will give the same intense pleasure?

 

[lovemonster]

Chained And Bound ~ Otis Redding

Do you think just sucking will give the same intense pleasure?

Pleasure In Restraint - Genitorturers

Well, maybe not quite so much but at least they'll leave with their genitalia intact