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[Kylan]

Battered And Bruised ~ Jag Panzer

I reach down and touch the handcuffs, cold open metal rings awaiting my wrists. I feel the razor pressed hard to my cheek. Obedience or death.

I obey.

Is this the moment that males like this savour the most; the moment that females did as they demanded. Obedient. Whether willing or unwilling?

The Red Passage? ~ Vader

The handcuffs click shut, trapping her hands in front of her as if in prayer. Reaching down under the front seat I withdraw a short length of chrome chain with snap-hooks on either end, clip the handcuffs to the chain and pull her hands down to the floor between her legs, securing her to the D ring embedded in the floor of the transit.

 

[Kylan]

8 Days A Week - The Beatles

I'm sure that's true too. But then there's always cuffs and chains

Glad to hear it. My day was very wet.

Mission 1: Avoid Job Working With Assholes ~ Atom And His Package

Yup, or that ignore button that came hard-wired in our genetics.

Funny that, it didn't rain at all here yesterday.

 

[lovemonster]

Mission 1: Avoid Job Working With Assholes ~ Atom And His Package

Yup, or that ignore button that came hard-wired in our genetics.

Funny that, it didn't rain at all here yesterday.

Sound Advice - Elvis Presley

Oh yes, that one I keep forgetting to press when you're around

No, didn't rain here either. I was soaking though...

 

[Kylan]

Sound Advice - Elvis Presley

Oh yes, that one I keep forgetting to press when you're around

No, didn't rain here either. I was soaking though...

Does This System Work? ~ Discharge

NooOOoOooOOoo.... you mustn't ignore lil' ole me. I might fade away and become impossible to live with because I'm not there.

Did you spill your 'Rice Krispies' whilst watching Jerry Springer?

 

[fantasee2006]

What A Day For A Daydream ~ Lovin' Spoonful

Morning Mista........

 

[Kylan]

What A Day For A Daydream ~ Lovin' Spoonful

Morning Mista........

Dream About You ~ Satanic Surfers

Good Morning, sensual one. Feels fantastic to see you. I've missed you around these parts

Where you been? The dog needs feeding, the cat's been sick and the kettle is empty.

 

[lovemonster]

Does This System Work? ~ Discharge

NooOOoOooOOoo.... you mustn't ignore lil' ole me. I might fade away and become impossible to live with because I'm not there.

Did you spill your 'Rice Krispies' whilst watching Jerry Springer?

The Machine's Breaking Down - Tina Arena

Who said that?

Nope...it involved firemen and a big hose....

 

[fantasee2006]

Dream About You ~ Satanic Surfers

Good Morning, sensual one. Feels fantastic to see you. I've missed you around these parts

Where you been? The dog needs feeding, the cat's been sick and the kettle is empty.

Devil Woman ~ Cliff Richard

Lovely to see you too......

I've been slacking.....blimey.....the jobs have been mounting up!

 

[Essa]

The Red Passage? ~ Vader

The handcuffs click shut, trapping her hands in front of her as if in prayer. Reaching down under the front seat I withdraw a short length of chrome chain with snap-hooks on either end, clip the handcuffs to the chain and pull her hands down to the floor between her legs, securing her to the D ring embedded in the floor of the transit.

Bottoms Up ~ Kottonmouth Kings

I am more aware of him now, of his clothes and his musky man-smell. Underneath his unbuttoned leather jacket he wears a black t-shirt, jeans and weathered black moccasins. The van smells of pine and the windows are tinted black. There is no one outside in the street and even if there were, they would not hear me.

And how long would I live if I cried out?

 

[Kylan]

The Machine's Breaking Down - Tina Arena

Who said that?

Nope...it involved firemen and a big hose....

Lost My Job To A Machine ~ Curl Up And Die

I am crushed. My lives dream of becoming an Internet hero. Devastated on the rocks. Sometimes when the seagulls follow the trawler it's because...

Your house caught fire?? Damn, you never said. Did you save your collection of 'Now That's What Used To Be Called Music' ?

 

[Kylan]

Devil Woman ~ Cliff Richard

Lovely to see you too......

I've been slacking.....blimey.....the jobs have been mounting up!

Hard Headed Woman ~ Elvis Presley

Yup, I tried to keep things in order, but you know how totally lost I am without you. Can you stick the kettle on? Thanks. You're a star.

 

[Kylan]

Bottoms Up ~ Kottonmouth Kings

I am more aware of him now, of his clothes and his musky man-smell. Underneath his unbuttoned leather jacket he wears a black t-shirt, jeans and weathered black moccasins. The van smells of pine and the windows are tinted black. There is no one outside in the street and even if there were, they would not hear me.

And how long would I live if I cried out?

Hands Across The Table? ~ Lucienne Boyer

“Make one sound and you’re a dead cunt.”

Reaching into the pocket of my jacket I take out the silk hood, slip it over her head and fasten the hood sleeve tight around her neck.

 

[lovemonster]

Lost My Job To A Machine ~ Curl Up And Die

I am crushed. My lives dream of becoming an Internet hero. Devastated on the rocks. Sometimes when the seagulls follow the trawler it's because...

Your house caught fire?? Damn, you never said. Did you save your collection of 'Now That's What Used To Be Called Music' ?

I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper - Sarah Brightman

...it smells of fish? Sorry you're crushed. No, really, I am.

Yup, sure did, I keep it close to me at all times.

 

[Kylan]

I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper - Sarah Brightman

...it smells of fish? Sorry you're crushed. No, really, I am.

Yup, sure did, I keep it close to me at all times.

Do Nothin' Till You Hear From Me ~ Harry Connick Jr.

Non, it because they can't do Karate like ze French footballers. -- I'm sorry you're sorry I'm crushed. Perhaps if you send me some jewellery you'll feel much better.

I never could abide compilation albums. If I hadn't bought 'Purple Rain' I'd never have heard 'Darling Nikki'. Mind you, if I hadn't bought 'What's The Story ...(Oasis) I'd never have heard 'She's Electric', so perhaps compilations have their place.

 

[lovemonster]

Do Nothin' Till You Hear From Me ~ Harry Connick Jr.

Non, it because they can't do Karate like ze French footballers. -- I'm sorry you're sorry I'm crushed. Perhaps if you send me some jewellery you'll feel much better.

I never could abide compilation albums. If I hadn't bought 'Purple Rain' I'd never have heard 'Darling Nikki'. Mind you, if I hadn't bought 'What's The Story ...(Oasis) I'd never have heard 'She's Electric', so perhaps compilations have their place.

Patiently Waiting - 50 Cent

No, I don't think I would. I think I'd feel better if you posted a picture of you in a mini skirt and high heels. So off you go....

LOL. You mean you actually bought the Beatles Tribute Band's album?

 

[Kylan]

Patiently Waiting - 50 Cent

No, I don't think I would. I think I'd feel better if you posted a picture of you in a mini skirt and high heels. So off you go....

LOL. You mean you actually bought the Beatles Tribute Band's album?

Comfortably Numb? ~ Scissor Sisters

Off I go? Why, how very decisive of you. I nearly felt so protected right there.

Yes, I fear I've bought all their Albums. The thing is, Noel and Liam's mum harks from the same county as me (Mayo) so I feel obliged. If I don't, I get this terrible sense that the I.R.A may come and blow the tyres on my car up.

 

[Marshal_Nash]

drilled a wire through my cheek, Blue october

 

[Kylan]

drilled a wire through my cheek, Blue october

Do You Feel Bad About It? ~ Frank Black

Morning Marshal_Nash. You're very well I hope.

 

[lovemonster]

Comfortably Numb? ~ Scissor Sisters

Off I go? Why, how very decisive of you. I nearly felt so protected right there.

Yes, I fear I've bought all their Albums. The thing is, Noel and Liam's mum harks from the same county as me (Mayo) so I feel obliged. If I don't, I get this terrible sense that the I.R.A may come and blow the tyres on my car up.

How Long Must This Go On? - America

Only nearly? What can I do to help you feel fully protected?

I'm sure you've never felt obliged to do anything in your life Anyway, I thought there'd been an amnesty and the IRA had handed in all their air pumps?

 

[Kylan]

How Long Must This Go On? - America

Only nearly? What can I do to help you feel fully protected?

I'm sure you've never felt obliged to do anything in your life Anyway, I thought there'd been an amnesty and the IRA had handed in all their air pumps?

Until Darkness Falls ~ Beholder

Well, you cold stop putting little holes in my condoms when I go out of a night.

I wonder is it possible to feel obliged not to feel obliged? I dunno, I seen in the news that a large shipment of 'Nike Air' went missing. It's scary stuff. I dread to think they'd fall into the hands of 'Wheelie Bin-Laden'

 

[lovemonster]

Until Darkness Falls ~ Beholder

Well, you cold stop putting little holes in my condoms when I go out of a night.

I wonder is it possible to feel obliged not to feel obliged? I dunno, I seen in the news that a large shipment of 'Nike Air' went missing. It's scary stuff. I dread to think they'd fall into the hands of 'Wheelie Bin-Laden'

Tonight, Tonight, Tonight? - Genesis

Oh, but that's so much fun! I just imagine the expression on your face when you see them leaking and it makes me giggle

I don't know, if you ever find out, don't feel obliged to tell me. It's frightening isn't it, I don't know how I sleep at night sometimes.

 

[Kylan]

Tonight, Tonight, Tonight? - Genesis

Oh, but that's so much fun! I just imagine the expression on your face when you see them leaking and it makes me giggle

I don't know, if you ever find out, don't feel obliged to tell me. It's frightening isn't it, I don't know how I sleep at night sometimes.

Tonight I Think I'm Gonna Go Downtown ~ Mudhoney

But you know sex is cleaner with a packaged weiner.

Yes, I tend to spend my time wondering if Polish people polish their furniture.

 

[lovemonster]

Tonight I Think I'm Gonna Go Downtown ~ Mudhoney

But you know sex is cleaner with a packaged weiner.

Yes, I tend to spend my time wondering if Polish people polish their furniture.

Take Me With You? - Kylie Minogue

That's very true......mebbe you should double wrap it next time

That's funny, I wonder if French people English-Kiss.

 

[Kylan]

Take Me With You? - Kylie Minogue

That's very true......mebbe you should double wrap it next time

That's funny, I wonder if French people English-Kiss.

If You Wear That Velvet Dress ~ U2

It's not December, why should I gift wrap my member?

Perhaps, but if they wound their watch while English kissing would they put a bandage on the wound? ;confused:

Who said the English Language was tricky.

 

[lovemonster]

If You Wear That Velvet Dress ~ U2

It's not December, why should I gift wrap my member?

Perhaps, but if they wound their watch while English kissing would they put a bandage on the wound? ;confused:

Who said the English Language was tricky.

Beautiful Red Dress? - Laurie Anderson

You have a member? Why wasn't I invited to join the club??

Hmm, that's too complicated for a Tuesday morning.