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bigjacknyc
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Count me in. Best show ever. Homer rules. Burns is right up there too.
Ralph: Me flunk English? That's unpossible
Homer: No. No, no, no, no, no! Well, yes.
Marge: Work called Homer and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday. Homer: Woohoo! Four day weekend.
Homer: Alright brain, you don't like me and I don't like you. Let's just get through this and then I can get back to killing you with beer.
Stupid thing to start cos there are just so many brilliant oneliners here.
Some of the best episodes:
Lisa picks the football teams
Bart pretends to be Mrs. Krebapple's penpal lover/Homer quits swearing (Fiddlededee, that will require a tetnus shot)
Summer at the Flanders' beach house where Lisa acts cool (Homer ordering fireworks is priceless, ditto him blowing up the dishwasher and walking away innocently)
Timmy O'Toole
Bart gets Skinner fired
Homer takes a class to complete his high school degree
Flashback to how Homer and Marge fell in love
Dozens more but I'm coming up empty now.
Simpsons Episode Guide books are essential.
Ralph: Me flunk English? That's unpossible
Homer: No. No, no, no, no, no! Well, yes.
Marge: Work called Homer and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday. Homer: Woohoo! Four day weekend.
Homer: Alright brain, you don't like me and I don't like you. Let's just get through this and then I can get back to killing you with beer.
Stupid thing to start cos there are just so many brilliant oneliners here.
Some of the best episodes:
Lisa picks the football teams
Bart pretends to be Mrs. Krebapple's penpal lover/Homer quits swearing (Fiddlededee, that will require a tetnus shot)
Summer at the Flanders' beach house where Lisa acts cool (Homer ordering fireworks is priceless, ditto him blowing up the dishwasher and walking away innocently)
Timmy O'Toole
Bart gets Skinner fired
Homer takes a class to complete his high school degree
Flashback to how Homer and Marge fell in love
Dozens more but I'm coming up empty now.
Simpsons Episode Guide books are essential.
Star of Penumbra
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"You did it Nibbles! Now chew through my ballsack!"
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The Stellar Acting Career of Troy McClure
The stuff at the front of teh mive and stuff is the episode code it was aired in
Movies
[7F13] "Cry Yuma"
[7F13] "Here Comes the Coast Guard"
[8F01] "Preacher With a Shovel" (with Dolores Montenegro)
[8F03] "The Revenge of Abe Lincoln"
[8F03] "The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West"
[8F14] "Calling All Quakers" (with Dolores Montenegro)
[8F14] "Gladys The Groovy Mule"
[8F14] "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" (1)
[9F07] "Dial M for Murderousness"
[9F07] "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules"
[9F20] "'P' is for Psycho"
[9F20] "The President's Neck is Missing!"
[1F21] "The Boatjacking of Supership 79"
[1F21] "Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic Arms"
[2F07] "Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out"
[3F15] "Muppets Go Medieval" (1977) (with Dyan Cannon and The Muppets)
[3F15] "The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed"
[3F15] "They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall"
[3F15] "Meet Joe Blow"
[3F15] "Give My Remains to Broadway"
[3F15] "The Verdict Was Mail Fraud"
[3F15] "Leper in the Backfield"
[3F15] "Make-Out King of Montana"
[3F15] "The Electric Gigolo"
[3F15] "The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel" (also director) (2)
[SI#2] "Space Mutants VII: Cry of the Space Mutant"
[SI#8] "The Itchy & Scratchy Movie" (bit part)
[SC#1] "Jagged Attraction"
[SC#1] "Look Who's Still Oinking"
[SC#5] "Three Men And A Nuke"
[SC#12] "Ten Was Too Many"
[SC#14] "The Computer Wore Puka Shells"
[SC#14] "The Frontier Family Get Deer Ticks"
[SC#14] "The Mediocre Journey"
[SC#??] "Slow Down David Copperfield, What's That Down Your Sock?"
[BM#1] "Calling All Lumberjacks"
[BM#1] "The Day Paul Bunyan Cried"
[RM#412] "Radioactive Man III"
[SJ] "The Pulverizer"
[SJ] "Radioactive Man II: Bring On The Sequel"
[SJ] "Sleepless in Shelbyville"
[SJ] "The Unbearable Moistness of Sweating"
[TC] "Coffee, Tea, or Fiddle Dee Dee"
[TC] "Eenie Meeni Miney, Die"
[AD] "A Bridge Too Far" (as Todd, the worlds unluckiest dentist)
[AD] "Swing, Swang, Swung" (as Bobby, the happy-go-lucky boyhood friend of Ook-Ook the lip cancer chimp)
[AD] "Three Men and a Bunsen Burner" (as the doomed Professor Landrew)
[AD] "Wake Up, Finnegan" (as Paddy the relentless bell-ringer)
Notes
"Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" is the first McBain movie, according to the McBain trading card.
Troy turned down the part of McBain's sidekick in "McBain IV : Fatal Discharge" to do "Contrabulous Fabtraption". [3F15]
TV Series
[8F07] "Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory"
[8F07] "Buck Henderson, Union Buster"
[8F12] "Handel With Kare"
[SC#6] "Troy McClure's Pre-Teen Soul Machine"
TV Specials
[8F18] Miss American Girl Pageant (host)
[9F07] "Carnival of the Stars" (host)
[3F31] "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular" (host)
[3F31] "Alien Nose Jobs" (Fox Network Special)
[3F31] "Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show" (Fox Network Special)
[4F20] "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase" (host)
[SC#29] "Troy McClure's Aloha from Louie's House of Shave Ice" (Live Via Satellite!)
Musicals
[3F15] "Stop the Planet of the Apes : I Want To Get Off!"
[TC] "Muttonchops" (A one-man musical tribute to the great thinkers of the 19th Century.)
[AD] "Trucks" (as Rod, the happy-go-lucky fire engine)
Cartoons
[4F12] "Christmas Ape"
[4F12] "Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp"
[SC#6] "Barnum -- The Animated Series"
Educational films and the like
[8F16] "The World Without Zinc" (child actor?)
[8F22] "Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What"
[8F22] "Here Comes The Metric System"
[8F22] "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly"
[9F14] "60 Minutes of Car Crash Victims"
[9F14] "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass"
[9F14] "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot"
[2F15] Pepsi Presents Fractions
[3F03] Meat Council film : "Meat And You: Partners in Freedom" (1)
[3F03] "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun"
[3F03] "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer"
[3F07] "Shoplifters BEWARE"
[3F07] "Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds"
[3F07] "Phony Tornado Alerts Reduce Readiness"
[3F13] "Young Jebediah Springfield" (A Watch-and-Learn Production)
[3F15] "Locker Room Towel Fights : The Blinding of Larry Driscoll"
[BM#1] "A Tree Grew In Springfield"
[SJ] "Turning Comics Into Movies"
Notes
Note : The Meat Council film is number 3F03 in the "Resistance is Useless" Series.
Do-It-Yourself Videos
[9F05] "Dig Your Own Grave and Save"
[9F05] "Mothballing Your Battleship"
[9F05] "The Half-Assed Guide to Foundation Repair"
Telethons
[1F03] "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House"
[1F03] "Out With Gout '88"
[1F03] "Springfield Public Television Telethon"???
"I Can't Believe They Invented It!"
[7F13] The Candy Bar That Cleans Teeth
[7F14] Eyeball Whitener
[8F07] Spiffy, the 21st Century Stain Remover
[9F20] The Juice Loosener
[AD] Styro-Glow! (the incredibly simple seventeen-step solution that makes your styrofoam look brand new)
[AD] New Improved Brick! (the waterproof sponge! Now in decorator colors!!)
[AD] Brew 'n' Chew (the beer flavored gum)
[AD] Obscenity! (the fragrance that isn't afraid to speak your mind!)
[AD] The Cobinolator! (87 hard-to-use tools in one! Instructions sold separately!)
Infomercials and Miscellaneous
[8F03] Introductory video to the "Ah! Fudge" chocolate factory
[8F11] "We're Sending our Love Down the Well" (singing)
[8F14] Introductory video to "Rancho Relaxo"
[9F11] Voice-over for the Duff Gardens commercial
[9F19] The Springfield Squares
[1F21] Impulse Buying Network (IBN)
[3F12] (celebrity funeral) Herschel Shlomo Krustofsky, aka Krusty The Clown
[3F12] (celebrity funeral) Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye
[3F12] (celebrity funeral) Shemp Howard, Today We Mourn A Stooge
[SC#17] "Where in the Heck is the People's Republic of Kampuchea?" (travel)
[SC#17] "Boy, Oh Cheboygan!" (travel)
Self Help Videos
[1F05] "Adjusting Your Self-O-Stat" (with Brad Goodman)
[1F05] "Get Confident, Stupid!"
[1F05] "Smoke Yourself Thin"
[SC#5] "Kiss Your Butt Goodbye: Post-Meltdown Emergency Procedures"
Welcome Kiosks
[5F13] "Welcome to Springfield Airport"
[5F13] "Where's Nordstrum?"
[5F13] "The Springfield Knowledgeum"
Medical Films
[4F24] "D.N.A."
[4F24] "Alice Doesn't Live Any More"
[4F24] "Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face?"
Nature Films
[5F22] "Birds: Our Fine Feathered Colleagues"
[5F22] "Earwigs, Ew!"
[5F22] "Man Verses Nature: The Road To Victory"
Circuses
[SC#6] "Silent Partner and Wolfcastle & Krustofski Circus" (host)
[SC#6] "Circus of the Washed-Up B-List Celebrities" (circus?)
Travel Shows
[SC#15] "Where the Heck is the People's Republic of Kampuchea?"
[SC#15] "Boy, Oh Cheboygan!"
Memorable Interruptions
[SC#9] Lisa's book speech
[SC#9] "Your honor, I object. Fatty Airbuckle was with me the whole weekend."
[SC#9] "Not so fast, Mr. Copperfield, what's that in your sock?"
Autobiography
[SC#9] "The Demure McClure"
Fragrances
[3F15] "Smellin' of Troy" (maybe)
The stuff at the front of teh mive and stuff is the episode code it was aired in
Movies
[7F13] "Cry Yuma"
[7F13] "Here Comes the Coast Guard"
[8F01] "Preacher With a Shovel" (with Dolores Montenegro)
[8F03] "The Revenge of Abe Lincoln"
[8F03] "The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West"
[8F14] "Calling All Quakers" (with Dolores Montenegro)
[8F14] "Gladys The Groovy Mule"
[8F14] "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" (1)
[9F07] "Dial M for Murderousness"
[9F07] "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules"
[9F20] "'P' is for Psycho"
[9F20] "The President's Neck is Missing!"
[1F21] "The Boatjacking of Supership 79"
[1F21] "Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic Arms"
[2F07] "Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out"
[3F15] "Muppets Go Medieval" (1977) (with Dyan Cannon and The Muppets)
[3F15] "The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed"
[3F15] "They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall"
[3F15] "Meet Joe Blow"
[3F15] "Give My Remains to Broadway"
[3F15] "The Verdict Was Mail Fraud"
[3F15] "Leper in the Backfield"
[3F15] "Make-Out King of Montana"
[3F15] "The Electric Gigolo"
[3F15] "The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel" (also director) (2)
[SI#2] "Space Mutants VII: Cry of the Space Mutant"
[SI#8] "The Itchy & Scratchy Movie" (bit part)
[SC#1] "Jagged Attraction"
[SC#1] "Look Who's Still Oinking"
[SC#5] "Three Men And A Nuke"
[SC#12] "Ten Was Too Many"
[SC#14] "The Computer Wore Puka Shells"
[SC#14] "The Frontier Family Get Deer Ticks"
[SC#14] "The Mediocre Journey"
[SC#??] "Slow Down David Copperfield, What's That Down Your Sock?"
[BM#1] "Calling All Lumberjacks"
[BM#1] "The Day Paul Bunyan Cried"
[RM#412] "Radioactive Man III"
[SJ] "The Pulverizer"
[SJ] "Radioactive Man II: Bring On The Sequel"
[SJ] "Sleepless in Shelbyville"
[SJ] "The Unbearable Moistness of Sweating"
[TC] "Coffee, Tea, or Fiddle Dee Dee"
[TC] "Eenie Meeni Miney, Die"
[AD] "A Bridge Too Far" (as Todd, the worlds unluckiest dentist)
[AD] "Swing, Swang, Swung" (as Bobby, the happy-go-lucky boyhood friend of Ook-Ook the lip cancer chimp)
[AD] "Three Men and a Bunsen Burner" (as the doomed Professor Landrew)
[AD] "Wake Up, Finnegan" (as Paddy the relentless bell-ringer)
Notes
"Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" is the first McBain movie, according to the McBain trading card.
Troy turned down the part of McBain's sidekick in "McBain IV : Fatal Discharge" to do "Contrabulous Fabtraption". [3F15]
TV Series
[8F07] "Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory"
[8F07] "Buck Henderson, Union Buster"
[8F12] "Handel With Kare"
[SC#6] "Troy McClure's Pre-Teen Soul Machine"
TV Specials
[8F18] Miss American Girl Pageant (host)
[9F07] "Carnival of the Stars" (host)
[3F31] "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular" (host)
[3F31] "Alien Nose Jobs" (Fox Network Special)
[3F31] "Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show" (Fox Network Special)
[4F20] "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase" (host)
[SC#29] "Troy McClure's Aloha from Louie's House of Shave Ice" (Live Via Satellite!)
Musicals
[3F15] "Stop the Planet of the Apes : I Want To Get Off!"
[TC] "Muttonchops" (A one-man musical tribute to the great thinkers of the 19th Century.)
[AD] "Trucks" (as Rod, the happy-go-lucky fire engine)
Cartoons
[4F12] "Christmas Ape"
[4F12] "Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp"
[SC#6] "Barnum -- The Animated Series"
Educational films and the like
[8F16] "The World Without Zinc" (child actor?)
[8F22] "Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What"
[8F22] "Here Comes The Metric System"
[8F22] "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly"
[9F14] "60 Minutes of Car Crash Victims"
[9F14] "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass"
[9F14] "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot"
[2F15] Pepsi Presents Fractions
[3F03] Meat Council film : "Meat And You: Partners in Freedom" (1)
[3F03] "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun"
[3F03] "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer"
[3F07] "Shoplifters BEWARE"
[3F07] "Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds"
[3F07] "Phony Tornado Alerts Reduce Readiness"
[3F13] "Young Jebediah Springfield" (A Watch-and-Learn Production)
[3F15] "Locker Room Towel Fights : The Blinding of Larry Driscoll"
[BM#1] "A Tree Grew In Springfield"
[SJ] "Turning Comics Into Movies"
Notes
Note : The Meat Council film is number 3F03 in the "Resistance is Useless" Series.
Do-It-Yourself Videos
[9F05] "Dig Your Own Grave and Save"
[9F05] "Mothballing Your Battleship"
[9F05] "The Half-Assed Guide to Foundation Repair"
Telethons
[1F03] "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House"
[1F03] "Out With Gout '88"
[1F03] "Springfield Public Television Telethon"???
"I Can't Believe They Invented It!"
[7F13] The Candy Bar That Cleans Teeth
[7F14] Eyeball Whitener
[8F07] Spiffy, the 21st Century Stain Remover
[9F20] The Juice Loosener
[AD] Styro-Glow! (the incredibly simple seventeen-step solution that makes your styrofoam look brand new)
[AD] New Improved Brick! (the waterproof sponge! Now in decorator colors!!)
[AD] Brew 'n' Chew (the beer flavored gum)
[AD] Obscenity! (the fragrance that isn't afraid to speak your mind!)
[AD] The Cobinolator! (87 hard-to-use tools in one! Instructions sold separately!)
Infomercials and Miscellaneous
[8F03] Introductory video to the "Ah! Fudge" chocolate factory
[8F11] "We're Sending our Love Down the Well" (singing)
[8F14] Introductory video to "Rancho Relaxo"
[9F11] Voice-over for the Duff Gardens commercial
[9F19] The Springfield Squares
[1F21] Impulse Buying Network (IBN)
[3F12] (celebrity funeral) Herschel Shlomo Krustofsky, aka Krusty The Clown
[3F12] (celebrity funeral) Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye
[3F12] (celebrity funeral) Shemp Howard, Today We Mourn A Stooge
[SC#17] "Where in the Heck is the People's Republic of Kampuchea?" (travel)
[SC#17] "Boy, Oh Cheboygan!" (travel)
Self Help Videos
[1F05] "Adjusting Your Self-O-Stat" (with Brad Goodman)
[1F05] "Get Confident, Stupid!"
[1F05] "Smoke Yourself Thin"
[SC#5] "Kiss Your Butt Goodbye: Post-Meltdown Emergency Procedures"
Welcome Kiosks
[5F13] "Welcome to Springfield Airport"
[5F13] "Where's Nordstrum?"
[5F13] "The Springfield Knowledgeum"
Medical Films
[4F24] "D.N.A."
[4F24] "Alice Doesn't Live Any More"
[4F24] "Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face?"
Nature Films
[5F22] "Birds: Our Fine Feathered Colleagues"
[5F22] "Earwigs, Ew!"
[5F22] "Man Verses Nature: The Road To Victory"
Circuses
[SC#6] "Silent Partner and Wolfcastle & Krustofski Circus" (host)
[SC#6] "Circus of the Washed-Up B-List Celebrities" (circus?)
Travel Shows
[SC#15] "Where the Heck is the People's Republic of Kampuchea?"
[SC#15] "Boy, Oh Cheboygan!"
Memorable Interruptions
[SC#9] Lisa's book speech
[SC#9] "Your honor, I object. Fatty Airbuckle was with me the whole weekend."
[SC#9] "Not so fast, Mr. Copperfield, what's that in your sock?"
Autobiography
[SC#9] "The Demure McClure"
Fragrances
[3F15] "Smellin' of Troy" (maybe)
Thrillhouse
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The three "Best Episodes Ever:"
#1 Homer Goes into Space
#2 The Lemon Tree
#3 Monorail
My favorite line:
(Homer, in the "Behind the Laughter" episode):
"I'd like to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute."
#1 Homer Goes into Space
#2 The Lemon Tree
#3 Monorail
My favorite line:
(Homer, in the "Behind the Laughter" episode):
"I'd like to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute."
peachykeen
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Best show everrrrr. Excellent.
Amongst my husband and our close friends, the dropping of 'Simpsons-isms' has become so common I don't think we even realize half the time when we're doing it!
They just showed the one where Homer gets the medicinal marijuana for his glaucoma over here on Sunday night. Jeezum crow! When he made that comment about Dubya's monkey face, I almost died laughing.
Tramampoline!
Trabopoline!
Amongst my husband and our close friends, the dropping of 'Simpsons-isms' has become so common I don't think we even realize half the time when we're doing it!
They just showed the one where Homer gets the medicinal marijuana for his glaucoma over here on Sunday night. Jeezum crow! When he made that comment about Dubya's monkey face, I almost died laughing.
Tramampoline!
Trabopoline!
Thrillhouse
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"They call 'em fingers, but I've never seen 'em fing. Whoa, there they go."
peachykeen
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Thrillhouse said:
hee hee!
"It smells like the art teacher's office!"
SilvaTungDevil
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I'm gonna' have to go with' "King Size Homer" for best episode ever.
Bogey77
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Homer
Homer Simpson is the kind of man every guy wishes he could be.
Homerism
Oh Lisa, you and your stories. Bart is a vampire. Beer kills brain cells. Now lets go back to that building... thingy... where our beds and TV... is.
Oh Lisa, everyone know that vampires are make-believe, just like elves and leprechauns and Eskimos.
Homer Simpson is the kind of man every guy wishes he could be.
Homerism
Oh Lisa, you and your stories. Bart is a vampire. Beer kills brain cells. Now lets go back to that building... thingy... where our beds and TV... is.
Oh Lisa, everyone know that vampires are make-believe, just like elves and leprechauns and Eskimos.
