Simply Me

[Todd]

Are you not Horny?

 

[lavender]

 

[Todd]

obviously you think to lowly of me, If you reread the opening post in each thread you will see I asked Tabby about her horniness, I am asking Simply Me about her unhorniness. tsk, tsk, tsk for shame lavender

 

[lavender]

 

[Todd]

OBviously I'm giving ya shit!

you most certainly are

 

[TinaG13]

hehe It's fun to give Todd shit! Hi Todd.

 

[Simply Me]

Thank you Lavender..And Todd, aren't we all horny? But being a single woman, I try hard not to think about it, and now you have made me really unhappy and depressed, because you have reminded me that I'm asexual right now, and I'm truly considering ending things..anything else you need to know??






Oh, and they are black by the way.



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[Todd]

hehe It's fun to give Todd shit! Hi Todd.

hi tina

 

[Todd]

Thank you Lavender..And Todd, aren't we all horny? But being a single woman, I try hard not to think about it, and now you have made me really unhappy and depressed, because you have reminded me that I'm asexual right now, and I'm truly considering ending things..anything else you need to know??

Oh, and they are black by the way.

Don't end things its not worth it, the old permanent solution to a temporary problem.

Black is nice

 

[Simply Me]

ummmmmmmmmmm...........ok. Really Todd, not sure what gave you the impression that I'm "unhorny", is it because I don't cyber on here? I don't think this board is just about cybering, and find many of the topics to be very interesting. And I love being able to kick back and be myself (hence the nic, Simply me) and just have fun. I think there are alot of great people here, and I enjoy the bantering back and forth. But yes Todd, I am HORNY!! So there..

 

[Todd]

ummmmmmmmmmm...........ok. Really Todd, not sure what gave you the impression that I'm "unhorny", is it because I don't cyber on here? I don't think this board is just about cybering, and find many of the topics to be very interesting. And I love being able to kick back and be myself (hence the nic, Simply me) and just have fun. I think there are alot of great people here, and I enjoy the bantering back and forth. But yes Todd, I am HORNY!! So there..

Actually nothing made me think you were unhorny, but be had been upset for assuming everyone was horny so I was turning to the opposite side of the coin, and it still gets me nowehers with both feet in my mouth.

so you are horny

 

[Simply Me]

lmao! You are too funny Todd!

 

[Todd]

lmao! You are too funny Todd!

yeah but my looks aren't everything

 

[Simply Me]

Todd, you are not funny looking! You have alot to offer some lucky woman one day.. Be good to yourself!

 

[Todd]

Todd, you are not funny looking! You have alot to offer some lucky woman one day.. Be good to yourself!

One day in the far far future, my luck I will find her in a nursing home and I will die during my first sexual encounter

 

[Simply Me]

Hey, I've seen some of those women in nursing homes..some are not bad, lol. All in good time Todd. But I think it would help if you got off here and spent alot of time in the real world, opening yourself up for it. Me, I'm hiding, lol.

 

[Todd]

Hey, I've seen some of those women in nursing homes..some are not bad, lol. All in good time Todd. But I think it would help if you got off here and spent alot of time in the real world, opening yourself up for it. Me, I'm hiding, lol.

For a non-drinker there is absolutely nothing to do in this town except sit out in the sun. ANd watch guys beat on their gals.

 

[DevilMayCare]

Its one of the comforting constants on this board, watching Todd's little song and dance routine. He can be outrageously obtuse and engender anger, i.e., the neverending creationism/evolution dialogue, or most of his political diatribes. On the other hand he can be self-deprecating, sort of doltish, which invariably invites both men and women to coo over him, to reassure him.

Todd you are a sweety and we all want to take you under our wing and protect you from life's slings and arrows. But you really are a two trick pony...IMHO.

 

[Todd]

IMHO

And you are fully entitled to it.

 

[DevilMayCare]

Thank you.