Simon Says!

[bluerains]

Ok!
Simon Cowell says that he only speaks thoughts we all have and live in fear to speak them...so I challenge those who say they feel they are beyond the realms of neophyte
stand up...so we as the public fledglings can really decide who is the next poetic idol...place your best...then I think Wicked Eve should act the part of Simon and let the games begin

 

[annaswirls]

Who is Simon Cowel?

 

[bluerains]

He is the

American Idol inventor ...and critic of the worse nature...he is notorious for his uncompromisingly harsh and occasionally controversial criticism of the contestants on shows. So if he can do it Eve can too... I will donate a 25.00 gift Gift certificate to amazon to the winner...

 

[My Erotic Trail]

Ok!
Simon Cowell says that he only speaks thoughts we all have and live in fear to speak them...so I challenge those who say they feel they are beyond the realms of neophyte
stand up...so we as the public fledglings can really decide who is the next poetic idol...place your best...then I think Wicked Eve should act the part of Simon and let the games begin

You want a simon says poem?
or a Wicked Eve says? <grin

wait! these poems will be disected by Wicked? A poem roast? Okay, I may need a tad bit more information. What's the challenge?

 

[bluerains]

to put the best of the best

You want a simon says poem?
or a Wicked Eve says? <grin

wait! these poems will be disected by Wicked? A poem roast? Okay, I may need a tad bit more information. What's the challenge?

of your poetry...and be willing to let simon say...NO...until only 5 are left to vote on... and if eve does not want it maybe...it may be up to U....or another critic
willing to take the challenge of the best poetry of lit...what say U...we want an IDOL on lit...who's the best..by vote after disection...of eve...yes I like her voice..

 

[WickedEve]

of your poetry...and be willing to let simon say...NO...until only 5 are left to vote on... and if eve does not want it maybe...it may be up to U....

How about making them anonymous.
By the way, I'm not British, but obviously, I'm in the middle of bitch week, so Simon works for me.

 

[bluerains]

How about making them anonymous.
By the way, I'm not British, but obviously, I'm in the middle of bitch week, so Simon works for me.

then you must choose the 5 best poems one any level...I place them in your hands...and I shall obey...

 

[WickedEve]

then you must choose the 5 best poems one any level...I place them in your hands...and I shall obey...

Okay.
What is the deadline for the poems to be sent to you or posted here?

 

[bluerains]

Okay.
What is the deadline for the poems to be sent to you or posted here?

Easter April 16th...new poems ...not already posted you shall void the ones down to the last five to vote...and I trust only you to hold such an honor...

 

[WickedEve]

Easter April 16th...you shall void the ones down to the last five to vote...and I trust only you to hold such an honor...

Uh, you just think I'm mean!
I can't wait to rip a poem apart.
Get it together and I'll be Simon. I have many black tee shirts. He is so rude and sexy.

 

[bluerains]

Uh, you just think I'm mean!
I can't wait to rip a poem apart.
Get it together and I'll be Simon. I have many black tee shirts. He is so rude and sexy.

oooh I love it...and you must tell them why...you think they can not cut the finals... I luv it..yes i do...cumin...

 

[bluerains]

25.00 Gift Certificate rules

Poems can be PM'd to me and I will post them anonymously!
They may be of any subject and and form.
I will need help putting the voting up...for the last five...good luck!!!

 

[WickedEve]

Poems can be PM'd to me and I will post them anonymously!
They may be of any subject and and form.
I will need help putting the voting up...for the last five...good luck!!!

Do you think anyone is going to really offer their poem for a simon attack?
Of course the gift certificate may help. lol

"That's just dreadful! Did your mother write it?"

 

[bluerains]

Do you think anyone is going to really offer their poem for a simon attack?
Of course the gift certificate may help. lol

"That's just dreadful! Did your mother write it?"

I know there are many confident poets out there that can pass the simon roast....I'll post one ...not that I am confident but, you can rip into it :c

 

[WickedEve]

I know there are many confident poets out there that can pass the simon roast....I'll post one ...not that I am confident but, you can rip into it :c

Gimme a practice poem!
I'm such a dumb butt that I actually went to the american idol site and started reading simon quotes and ended up reading them all--like 57 or 67. I did this last week! Hey, isn't anyone else into american idol... poetic idol? Blue, we may be alone here. Just give me the g.c.

 

[annaswirls]

will they be put here on a rolling basis or all at once on Easter? it might be fun to have them coming out one at a time shot like clay pigeons

is it one poem per person, or if you get shot down once, can you try again?
I've never seen the show, so I am not sure how it works. I am culturally illiterate sometimes because I do not watch enough tv! But if we ever play poetic 24 I wanna be Jack.

 

[bluerains]

will they be put here on a rolling basis or all at once on Easter? it might be fun to have them coming out one at a time shot like clay pigeons

is it one poem per person, or if you get shot down once, can you try again?
I've never seen the show, so I am not sure how it works. I am culturally illiterate sometimes because I do not watch enough tv! But if we ever play poetic 24 I wanna be Jack.

I never thought of it , but, til the deadline you may get shot down all you want...til 5 are left..
But, you may only have one poem in the final five...
I will work up a practice poem today at work at the library..be back after 4...hope it won't hurt to much

btw..Simon really is a cool guy ..He does a lot for talent and now his new show inventors has some really touching moments with those who put their lives in one invention...but, there is a new Brit type of Simon..not as blunt though...but, I have seen Simon on talk shows and he is amazing person...real...as they come...and thats a good thing...as is eve...the real deal..

 

[WickedEve]

I never thought of it , but, til the deadline you may get shot down all you want...til 5 are left..
But, you may only have one poem in the final five...
I will work up a practice poem today at work at the library..be back after 4...hope it won't hurt to much

btw..Simon really is a cool guy ..He does a lot for talent and now his new show inventors has some really touching moments with those who put their lives in one invention...but, there is a new Brit type of Simon..not as blunt though...but, I have seen Simon on talk shows and he is amazing person...real...as they come...and thats a good thing...as is eve...the real deal..

Blue! My first fan.

Well, you work out how you want to do it, and I'll play along. But I may end up needing some help from a paula and randy. hint hint

 

[bluerains]

ghost rider

taken from the storm
stolen was a lightning bolt
thunder rode it home..

I have this senryu never seems to be just right. I change it rearrange it..and still something tells me its needs something..so say what you must...I'll be back!!! am off to a party...late nite and lots of food..

 

[Guest]

Blue! My first fan.

*loud sniff*

What am I? Chopped Salami?

 

[flyguy69]

*loud sniff*

What am I? Chopped Salami?

On some very fine buns, I might add!

 

[My Erotic Trail]

can neophytes play <grin

 

[WickedEve]

*loud sniff*

What am I? Chopped Salami?

I like meat products.

 

[RhymeFairy]

I have not been *on in a while.
This sounds interesting ~

 

[JudgeSimon]

I have not been *on in a while.
This sounds interesting ~

The very thought of you entering a poetry contest sounds interesting to me.
But are you prepared for comments like "dreadful"? Be prepared, darling, or prove me wrong!

Simon