similie

[wildsweetone]

it's as cold as...



a duck's arse waddling over the Antartic.




your turn. let's stick with the same similie for 24 hours and see what we can come up with.

it's as cold as...

 

[champagne1982]

it's as cold as milk from a witch's tit.

 

[Cockyfox]

as cold as a snake's stare

 

[vampiredust]

as cold as dug up bones

 

[Cockyfox]

as cold as served legal papers

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

as cold as the privvy seat on Christmas Day.

 

[My Erotic Trail]

as cold as a witch's heart

as cold as bare butt cheeks sitting in the snow

cold as an assassin's mission

 

[vampiredust]

cold as gravestones

 

[WickedEve]

I know I talk about dildos a lot but a true story is inspiring my simile.

cold as a dildo left in the car overnight in november

 

[My Erotic Trail]

I know I talk about dildos a lot but a true story is inspiring my simile.

cold as a dildo left in the car overnight in november

<grin... colder than a freezer burned dildo!

 

[Rybka]

A Slight Variation

"Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey!"​

And we all know the origin of that quote, right?

 

[ishtat]

Cold Comfort

"Cold as charity"

and an observation by an old countryman when i was a kid " Aye cold enough that there's more runny noses than standing pricks this mornin'.

 

[RhymeFairy]

<grin... colder than a freezer burned dildo!

think your some kinda bad eh ~

hotter than hell and spittin' flames ...

 

[My Erotic Trail]

think your some kinda bad eh ~

hotter than hell and spittin' flames ...

<grinin'


colder than a snow-man's cock

 

[RhymeFairy]

<grinin'


colder than a snow-man's cock

is that like ...


Bigger than a Texans cock?

 

[The Mystery Valiant]

colder

Colder than a walking home in a December snowstorm, after your fiancé dumps you, keeps your $5,000.00 ring, says she's in love with somone else, and the wedding day was tommorrow!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/whistlemaker/Dragon3alt.jpg​

 

[My Erotic Trail]

is that like ...


Bigger than a Texans cock?

only a snowman's will melt <grin of course I guess they all melt after use <bigrin'

 

[wildsweetone]

as cold as a skeleton's toenails.



okay, moving along.



as hot as the desert sun on a sand dune.



your turn,

as hot as...

 

[The Mystery Valiant]

Hot as a Polar Bear on Venus!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/whistlemaker/Dragon3alt.jpg​

 

[bluerains]

more sweltry than a menopausal hot flash

 

[eagleyez]

Hotter than a crotch...

 

[champagne1982]

...a tin roof in August.

 

[wildsweetone]

as hot as...

...the Italian next door.

 

[The Mystery Valiant]

As hot as

..........Charro!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/whistlemaker/Dragon3alt.jpg​

 

[RhymeFairy]

as nasty as ... cold coffee ~!

I know there are some silly peeps who love the stuff. BUTTTT I am a woman who cannot awaken without a hot cuppa coffee. This am the milk has left mine cold and I aint'ah takin it no more !! ( heading off to the store to get some creamer ~)