Similar metaphors?

[madelinemasoch]

In the Smiths song, "Wonderful Woman", there are two metaphors used of the same like:
"Let's go and trip a dwarf"
"Let's go and rob the blind"
The point of it seems to be hurting someone in a way that's easy for that particular person.
Can you think of any other metaphors of the same kind, signifying the same thing?

 

[Djmac1031]

Taking candy from a baby.

Shooting fish in a barrel.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Tripping the light fantastic with a one-armed, one-legged, grave digger.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Challenging a one-legged man to an arse-kicking contest.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Long as whores dream.

 

[Comshaw]

"It never goes over the devil's back that it doesn't come back under his belly."

"What goes around comes around."


Comshaw

 

[MillieDynamite]

The issue on long as whores dream, it's more what men think a whores dream would be. Usually, they don't like long or girty dongs, and certainly, the goal is to get the guy off as quickly as possible. Thumb up the ass, and move on to the next cash withdrawal.

 

[Comshaw]

The issue on long as whores dream, it's more what men think a whores dream would be. Usually, they don't like long or girty dongs, and certainly, the goal is to get the guy off as quickly as possible. Thumb up the ass, and move on to the next cash withdrawal.

BAWAHAHA! That reminds me of the legend of the Hummer Queen. While stationed in Korea most of the guys would come back from the village after visiting the local whores with stories of the Hummer Queen. When asked about it they swore that she would stick a finger up your ass, and give you a blow job while humming the Star Spangled Banner and make you cum very quickly. I never had the opportunity to find out, but some of my troopers swore it was true. I always put it down to some raggedy ass, off color Army humor.

Comshaw

 

[MillieDynamite]

Wishful thinking, she cast a spell on them and didn't ever touch them. They just experienced spontaneous a cumus eruptus.

BAWAHAHA! That reminds me of the legend of the Hummer Queen. While stationed in Korea most of the guys would come back from the village after visiting the local whores with stories of the Hummer Queen. When asked about it they swore that she would stick a finger up your ass, and give you a blow job while humming the Star Spangled Banner and make you cum very quickly. I never had the opportunity to find out, but some of my troopers swore it was true. I always put it down to some raggedy ass, off color Army humor.

Comshaw

 

[jehoram]

That's water over the dam.
That's water under the bridge.

 

[Comshaw]

"don't tug on Superman's cape,
don't spit into the wind,
don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
and you don't mess around with Jim."

Jim Croce


Comshaw

 

[StillStunned]

The point of it seems to be hurting someone in a way that's easy for that particular person.
Can you think of any other metaphors of the same kind, signifying the same thing?

Kicking low-hanging fruits.

 

[MillieDynamite]

The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb; is actually the correct version of blood is thicker than water.

Money is the root of all evil, should read, "For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil, for which some have strayed from the faith in their greediness, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows." I know this because that's what is recorded in the Bible.

Curiosity killed the cat is incomplete and should be Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back...

Metaphorically speaking, It is done, at least for now. (Yeah, I know, this isn't used much.)

 

[Altissimus]

Depending on the context...

Bleeding someone dry.
Fleecing the sheep.
Rob Peter to pay Paul.
Take someone to the cleaners.
Skin someone alive.
Squeeze blood from a stone.
Milk someone for all they're worth.
Suck someone dry.

(Obviously had to finish with that one.)

 

[Comshaw]

"Don't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass."

"You fuck with the bull, you'll get the horns."

"Never pull the tiger's tail."



Comshaw

 

[MillieDynamite]

Why pay for the cow when you can get the milk for free?