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SilvaTungDevil's Diary of Self-Lovemaking

La Finale Grande - Number 7:

SilvaTungDevil said:
Today I decided to kill myself because LIT was such a negative place. *frown* *cry* *wipe food off other chin* I was posting to tell all of my LITfriends (you know who you are *wink* *belch* *kiss* *smooch*) when I accidently clicked on my own pic thread. I lookied at all the wonderful responses I had to my beautiful pics of me and my lover. I started to get horny.

I looked over at my lover. My hand was getting excited too. It leapt from the mouse onto my shirt. It scratched its way across my belly. My belly jiggled with pleasure. I began to sweat profusely. My love sweat poured out of me like a ship pumping its bilgetank. My hand made its way to my crotch. It grabbed my lovenoodle. I lost all controll of my muscles. The smell in the air was a musty sexual perfume. Again I broke wind.

I bucked my hips into my hands grip. Bucking and stroking. I had to stop to catch my breath. Im out of shape. I started again. I reached the height of my sexual passion. I climaxed and roared like a sick ox. My lovejuice shot out onto lastnights leftover pizza. I grabbed the piece and ate it. Someone had put out a cig on that one. I decided not to kill myself. I got up to PM all my lovely LITfriends.

More to come as happens.
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I was happy to do my part, Ginny. You've given me so many hours of lovely diversion, I felt it was only right to aid you in your quest.

I'm sure we are both eagerly awaiting installment #10. Don't let us down, Devil!
 
"I knew it wasn't going to help out my rash."

"A lump appeared in both the front and back of my pants."

"She relaxed to the point where she involuntarily broke wind."

"The kraut I'd had for lunch may not have been a good idea."


<tickled yet again>
 
Rambling Rose said:
I was happy to do my part, Ginny. You've given me so many hours of lovely diversion, I felt it was only right to aid you in your quest.

I'm sure we are both eagerly awaiting installment #10. Don't let us down, Devil!
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"My lovejuice shot out onto last nights leftover pizza."


too fucking funny.....SilvaTung rocks!

mmmmmm on No. 10....thanks again Rose....turtle zipped off to some gourmet chef thingy....so i was left by my lonesome to peruse porn and lurk around until i got sleepy...**** lil night night.....you're too cool....:)
 
Godfuckingdamn that's one talented devil,

I think I'm in love!

Ginny and Rose, I can't thank you chicks enough for your work digging all his tantilizingly repulsing smut out from under the cum-splattered pizzas, stale beer, and demonic filth...

I can't wait to for episode 10 :p :D
 
Diary of selflovemaking #10

Tonight as I perused the LITboards, I came across an interesting thread. Two nice women were talking about erotic stories. The thought that there might be erotica on the internet excited me. I cast a sidelong glance at my lover, my hand. It too seemed excited. It put down the bucket of chicken and waved its grease and crumb coated fingers at me anticipatingly.

Suddenly my hand was on me. It ripped open my shirt and pinched my nipples. My innards churned in excitement and soon my body let loose its mating call. The smell of passion was in the air. With each twist of the nipple my body convulsed. My bottom grew greasy.

My hand worked its way down my ample belly. It stopped at my love hole to insert a finger, dislodging lent and leftover food. It continued its way down to my pants. My member grew and my pants burst open. The smell of my sex brought tears to my eyes. The noxious scent made me gag with sexual hysteria. My hand began to stroke me.

Suddenly my love juices exploded like a ruptured sewer pipe. I lay back and reached for another piece of chicken. Spent, I noticed the aroma of my love still lingered. Buzzing flies added to the closing symphony of lovemaking. Laying in pleasure, a wet warmth grew at my groin. My bladder relieved, I knew I had to clean up the evidence of my passion rumble. As I went for the hose and shovel, I looked at the crust drying on my hand and knew that it would always be my one, truest love.
 
Re: Godfuckingdamn that's one talented devil,

crysede said:
I think I'm in love!

Ginny and Rose, I can't thank you chicks enough for your work digging all his tantilizingly repulsing smut out from under the cum-splattered pizzas, stale beer, and demonic filth...

I can't wait to for episode 10 :p :D
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Hey, back off...he's the thread killa slut. You can't have him.
 
Re: Diary of selflovemaking #10

SilvaTungDevil said:
Tonight as I perused the LITboards, I came across an interesting thread. Two nice women were talking about erotic stories. The thought that there might be erotica on the internet excited me. I cast a sidelong glance at my lover, my hand. It too seemed excited. It put down the bucket of chicken and waved its grease and crumb coated fingers at me anticipatingly.

Suddenly my hand was on me. It ripped open my shirt and pinched my nipples. My innards churned in excitement and soon my body let loose its mating call. The smell of passion was in the air. With each twist of the nipple my body convulsed. My bottom grew greasy.

My hand worked its way down my ample belly. It stopped at my love hole to insert a finger, dislodging lent and leftover food. It continued its way down to my pants. My member grew and my pants burst open. The smell of my sex brought tears to my eyes. The noxious scent made me gag with sexual hysteria. My hand began to stroke me.

Suddenly my love juices exploded like a ruptured sewer pipe. I lay back and reached for another piece of chicken. Spent, I noticed the aroma of my love still lingered. Buzzing flies added to the closing symphony of lovemaking. Laying in pleasure, a wet warmth grew at my groin. My bladder relieved, I knew I had to clean up the evidence of my passion rumble. As I went for the hose and shovel, I looked at the crust drying on my hand and knew that it would always be my one, truest love.
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lol my bottom grew greasy....thank you and your lint-filled love-filled lovehole, SilvaTung......;)
 
Re: Re: Godfuckingdamn that's one talented devil,

Bob_Bytchin said:
Hey, back off...he's the thread killa slut. You can't have him.
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Hey, calm down there Bob, I ain't trying to steal your talent!

I'm deeply hurt you think I would ever stoop so low without financial incentive...

So come on now, which one of you killas pimps that sexy devil's greasy ass? :D
 
Re: Re: Re: Godfuckingdamn that's one talented devil,

crysede said:
Hey, calm down there Bob, I ain't trying to steal your talent!

I'm deeply hurt you think I would ever stoop so low without financial incentive...

So come on now, which one of you killas pimps that sexy devil's greasy ass? :D
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STD is available for luncheons, bar mitzvah's, and BINGO entertainment. His payment must be in corn or peanuts...to keep up his roughage.

His diary entries are truly funny...and even funnier when taken out of context. :)
 
ooooh please do, Rose....we can have dueling Diaries of Self-Loving.....funnn....;)
 
i snagged another entry.....yay!

quote:
Originally posted by SilvaTungDevil

Listen you guys! All this drama is about me...me...me...and maybe my lover, my hand. Just today, I was reading all these crazy, whiny posts and was feeling somewhat bloatesque, as I had eaten three industrial sized cans of baked beans last evening. As became entrenched in these posts, I grew negligent with the gravy I was shoveling into my mouth. A dollop dropped onto my massive belly. I watched it rolling down the slope of my love garage, passing over chunks of many day's worth of feedings. As it pooled in my belly button and began to congeal, my member started to engorge.

Suddenly my hand went to my belt buckle. It struggled to release my demonhood. My fly open, my hand moved to my manjungle. My hand encountered a lump. Grasping, it pulled out several hardened baked beans. I began to perspire with passion. My hand searched for my penis, finally the treasure was found. The smell brought tears to my eyes. Dry heaves shook my body with pleasure. I broke wind.

My hand stroked my lovelength. My innards churned with excitement. Something shifted inside me. A spray of steamy wetness dripped down the backs of my thighs. The enticing smell of my lovejuices mixed with the taste of my gravy. I retched in ecstacy. My love muscle flexed, once, twice, and it too finally retched. I smeared my buttery seed upon my body, annointing myself in my love. Satiated, I went looking for biscuits.







<giggling>
 
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Problem Child said:
He can have it. He's good at self-love narrative, that's fo' sho'.

I'll stick to quips, insults, and telling all the girls they have nice titties.
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We all have our talents, PC. Yours are most appreciated, you know! ;)
 
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