Silly things men do to impress women

[JackLuis]

http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/derpy-tiger.jpg

Sorry, daters, NY bill endangers your 'tiger selfies'

One look at the Tumblr blog Tinder Guys with Tigers, a site "documenting the absurdly large number of dudes who have taken a picture with a tiger and are attempting to use said picture to woo women on the Internet," shows that some singles don't mind getting perilously close to a wild animal to capture just the right tender shot. Some Tinder users "estimate they encounter tigers in one out of every 10 profiles they view," The Wall Street Journal said.

Steven Colbert had some thoughts too.

 

[StrangeLife]

It would be more impressive if he had done it before the tiger was tranquilized...

 

[PayDay]

The only part of a picture of yourself with a tiger is getting around to showing it.

How would that work?

"Hey babe, here's a picture of me and this tiger."

..but on a profile page that might be badass...

 

[49greg]

It would be more impressive if he had done it before the tiger was tranquilized...

Exactly what my first thought was.

 

[3113]

Well, a man with a kitty is sexy....

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-10WX2ReT7_Q/UKSB0zEmWzI/AAAAAAAAGpQ/UjVDDm097B0/s400/577514_10150841407203872_315956498871_9727840_1000239014_n.jpg

The mistake is thinking that size matters

 

[Montanos]

I think this is the silliest thing guys do to impress girls.

http://labsolutepitch.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/the-wedding.jpg

The poor fools.





Montanos

 

[NaokoSmith]

Well, a man with a kitty is sexy....


The mistake is thinking that size matters

Hilarious!

 

[Handley_Page]

Oh, I do wish that the images were sized properly.
But, I wonder, what women do to impress a man.
Perfect cooking, perhaps, or an elegant outfit, ("oh just something I made in my spare time, you know") ?

PS. It's difficult to imagine her saying something like "now; try that engine", or "I've finished your paint job", but the principle still applies.
Come to think of it, there's a plot bunny there somewhere. . .

 

[Serafina1210]

Post a picture of himself washing the dishes or scrubbing the bathtub, he'll be totally mobbed.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Todays women want men with free bus passes to keep all those probation and anger management appointments. So a job and a car are pretty silly.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

A man and a cat reminds me of gay poets like Rod McKuen.

 

[Novita76]

Oh, I do wish that the images were sized properly.
But, I wonder, what women do to impress a man.
Perfect cooking, perhaps, or an elegant outfit, ("oh just something I made in my spare time, you know") ?

PS. It's difficult to imagine her saying something like "now; try that engine", or "I've finished your paint job", but the principle still applies.
Come to think of it, there's a plot bunny there somewhere. . .

Hey now...I put together a bbq last week all by myself for a guy just because I was bored. He was actually pretty impressed. 95% of the rest of the girls out here are to lazy to evrn attempt it.

 

[allamagione]

Oh, I do wish that the images were sized properly.
But, I wonder, what women do to impress a man.
Perfect cooking, perhaps, or an elegant outfit, ("oh just something I made in my spare time, you know") ?

PS. It's difficult to imagine her saying something like "now; try that engine", or "I've finished your paint job", but the principle still applies.
Come to think of it, there's a plot bunny there somewhere. . .

The guy on the left in Montanos's link looks pretty impressed.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Hey now...I put together a bbq last week all by myself for a guy just because I was bored. He was actually pretty impressed. 95% of the rest of the girls out here are to lazy to evrn attempt it.

That's !

C'mon, HP, LOL.

I'll do your favourite pudding in Naked Party for you.
vs. I will change your oil

Don't tell me your hair didn't go up at that last one and you started muttering under your breath about how you even had to teach me via PMs and posts on here how to put fresh water in my wishy-washy-wiper-water bottle in the car!


Sometimes women will allow a man to impress us .

 

[JackLuis]

First (Fuck that's a big Picture!)

I'm not sure if this is the anti-theses of the thread seed, but;
American Family Association Presents Best Hobby Lobby Poll Ever

Likely to cause a row, don't ya think?

 

[FantasyXY]

Well, a man with a kitty is sexy....

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-10WX2ReT7_Q/UKSB0zEmWzI/AAAAAAAAGpQ/UjVDDm097B0/s400/577514_10150841407203872_315956498871_9727840_1000239014_n.jpg

The mistake is thinking that size matters

Okay, THIS guy with a kitty is sexy...

But most of the time a guy with a kitty comes off a little bit creepy. You know, like Doctor Evil

 

[3113]

But most of the time a guy with a kitty comes off a little bit creepy. You know, like Doctor Evil

Only if it's a certain type of kitty (plump, long-haired, usually Persian. Some thin Siamese will do as well). But really, that's just Hollywood profiling.

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/blofeld_5403.jpg
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091006201412/harrypotter/images/9/9d/Filch_%26_mrs._norris-1-.jpg
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/2f/42/4a/2f424aa5f109e5fffd1a203b3fea5f13.jpg

 

[SamScribble]

A man and a cat reminds me of gay poets like Rod McKuen.

Rod McKuen is gay!? Who knew?