Silly Stuff Challenge

[average gina]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Just came to my senses,
So now I'll leave ... I'm still working on the ending to this one.

I think you just did. I liked it.

 

[sellthecookie]

it rains inside
this phonebooth, nimbus
adorning every corner,
like perfect myth,
or alibi, the ones told
over the receiver,
by a lover trying to blanket
guilt, while supressing
whispers and moans
of a tragic

 

[EriAliSaa]

Poor me

There's a zip
between my breast
It brings me
discomfort and unrest

There's a blemish
in my cleavage
Should I lance
or leave it

Oh strange invader
let me be
Could be worse
Let me see....

Like having boil where I pee.

 

[FifthFlower]

Completely Useless Advice

I hope you know what you are doing,
When you are with that lady screwing.

 

[FifthFlower]

Alone

His guardian angel decided to play
With somebody else and she left him today.
"You can't get to heaven, so don't even pray."
She keeps her legs closed when he's going her way.

 

[FifthFlower]

God's hell is real and made for you.
Just wait and you will see.
You are so long, and big, and bad,
And thick--My God! I think I've had
Too much of you in me.

 

[FifthFlower]

Magic Meds

I took my meds. I'm feeling fine,
And with those meds, I'll make you mine.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Oh gawddddd tomato skins

 

[Unbridled_Passion]

Bed during the day
Trampoline by night
Baby giving me a break
Let me sleep some tonight

I'd give up sleep
for some time between the sheets
but my baby has gone away

When he returns,
I'll get rug burns
just to feel the heat between my legs

 

[FifthFlower]

Just Expectations

In lust, she trusts he'll do her right,
By day, and well into the night.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

If you could just hold this bit of me
and kiss it right .. more feverishly,
think not of what you're getting back
you'd be more succesful in the sack.

 

[templeminded]

A LONGING FOR MY LOVE
MY LITTLE TURTLE DOVE
TO WRAP ME IN HIS ARMS
AND ME HIM
IN MY CHARMS
LIPS AWAITING
LIKE WHEN WE WERE DATING
HEATING ME UP REAL GOOD
SO WE CAN DO WHAT WE SHOULD


A TEXAS TORNADO
IN THE SACK
BEEN SO LONG
HOPE I HAVEN'T LOST THE KNACK
LEGS RAISED
ABOVE MY HEAD
MAKING SWEET LOVE
EVERYWHERE..........
INCLUDING THE BED

 

[FifthFlower]

Transformation

He led her to that single bed
She sleeps in every night.
There were few words that either said,
But they awoke like one well wed
With double the delight.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

A single bed is very well
but hardly built for two
unless you sleep on top of me
Oh do shove over you.

and you snore!

 

[FifthFlower]

Explaining Her Side

My single bed was fine, I thought,
Until last night when I got caught.
My mom was angry. I don't care.
I don't know how her guy got there.

 

[templeminded]

My hair is long and giggly blond.
My eyes are pretty blue.
My smile is like a witch's wand
When waved that captures you.

I REALLY LIKE THIS
GREAT JOB

 

[FifthFlower]

Thanks, templeminded!

These lines from you reminded me of college days and those single beds, and everywhere else as well.

A TEXAS TORNADO
IN THE SACK
BEEN SO LONG
HOPE I HAVEN'T LOST THE KNACK
LEGS RAISED
ABOVE MY HEAD
MAKING SWEET LOVE
EVERYWHERE..........
INCLUDING THE BED

 

[FifthFlower]

Karma Leading Them Out

My single bed supports my lovers
Off the rarely clean-swept floor.
A single thought above me hovers.
Karma guides each out the door.

 

[templeminded]

My single bed supports my lovers
Off the rarely clean-swept floor.
A single thought above me hovers.
Karma guides each out the door.

hey hun, try a KING size bed, then some can hide under.....................

 

[templeminded]

My single bed supports my lovers
Off the rarely clean-swept floor.
A single thought above me hovers.
Karma guides each out the door.

karma gives us what we need
even if it's to rush on out
and hide, that other seed
then come back and let's remount
starting over where we left off
oops gotta start all over cause' i lost count
all because, i had to cough

 

[FifthFlower]

He's So Smart

hey hun, try a KING size bed, then some can hide under.....................

My hubby bought a king size bed.
Now I can stretch my arms and legs,
And get some rest--"Oh, no!" I said.
Between my thighs my baby begs,
"It's still a virgin bed, you know."
He's right! I love that smart man so.

 

[SaddleUp]

Hairline Fracture (The Lament Of A Balding Man)

Day by day
It's sad but true
I need more soap
And less shampoo.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

On the cruise we had a king sized bed
This looks very grand we said
One problem of it being so wide
I lost you on the other side!!

 

[foehn2]

Because I haven't seen a place for it I thought I would make one. Make something incredibly stupid and post it here. I don't think everything stupid and silly is a limerick right? Limericks have to be sung and have a structure right? Well someone correct me if I'm wrong

Stupidity is often my specialty, and incredible stupidity might be considered my forte! I went through a phase where I wrote 32-line poems of rhymed monometer. What could be more incredibly stupid than that? I no longer have any of those dozens of incriminating pieces, but I was able to summon the disease once again for this thread:

Because
you thought
I was
a lot,
you grabbed
my hand
and dabbed
some sand

upon
the sheets
for fun
(deletes
an ex-
pletive;
expects
you live,

you un-
derstand
which one).
My hand
escapes
your grip
and drapes
your lip

with fing-
er kiss-
es. Ting-
ling bliss,
if I
find you:
a sigh —
I do...

 

[templeminded]

My hubby bought a king size bed.
Now I can stretch my arms and legs,
And get some rest--"Oh, no!" I said.
Between my thighs my baby begs,
"It's still a virgin bed, you know."
He's right! I love that smart man so.

I have a smart man as well
and with our king size bed
I can still find that cute little tail
and will until- the day i'm dead
have had MORE than enough rest
now i'm waiting for the best