Silly Nonsense Thread

[Eumenides]

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck, ya hear?

 

[Purrde Flower]

this is for Nora isn't it?

 

[Tap-Out]

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck, ya hear?

You tease you *L*

 

[cybergirly]

Why does fuckity fuck fuck remind me of a christmas song?

 

[Purrde Flower]

Jingel Bells?

 

[Eumenides]

Flibberty gibbet

 

[Tap-Out]

Why does fuckity fuck fuck remind me of a christmas song?

I don't know but the line "It's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together" seems oddly appropriate (sp?) following.

 

[hogjack]

FMK

Fuckle my knuckle

 

[cybergirly]

*humming* sleigh bells ring are you listnin, in the lane snow is glistnin....

hmm... now I have images of fucking Santa. Thanks Emoodie

 

[Eumenides]

I'm dreaming of a white christmas
With lots of sex and candle light
Where the skin will glisten
And lovers listen
To hear the moans in darkest night

 

[cybergirly]

*grin* now can you do Deck the Halls?

 

[Nora]

this is for Nora isn't it?

It ain't for me. I hate Xmas carols.

 

[celiaKitten]

I was thinking something like:

Fuckity fuck fuck
Fuckity fuck fuck
Look at Frosty go..

 

[Tap-Out]

Deck the halls with Black and Decker
Fa lalalala la la la la
Drop your pants and pull out your pecker
Fa lalalala la la la la

 

[hogjack]

Pass the dressing

How come there aren't a lot of good (or even bad) Thanksgiving songs?

 

[Eumenides]

Deck the halls with ball a-jolly
Fuck aluck aluck aluck luck luck
Tis the season to be balling
Fuck aluck aluck aluck luck luck.

Ride we now our sexy lover
Fuck aluck fuck aluck luck luck luck
Fuck them like you've fucked no other
Fuck aluck aluck aluck LUCK LUCK!

 

[Nora]

Cuz it's rude to sing with your mouth full.

 

[Eumenides]

I was thinking something like:

Fuckity fuck fuck
Fuckity fuck fuck
Look at Frosty go..

GOOD ONE! Better if it is "Look at Frosty blow" but still, pure genious, kitten!

 

[Eumenides]

Cuz it's rude to sing with your mouth full.

So I can't sing when i'm sucking on...um...something?

 

[Nora]

For Hogjack...

(which I will sing for him with my mouth full, of course)

He laid her on the table
So white, clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast,
And then, drooling, felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set, He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide...he looked inside,
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched out his arms,



And then he stuffed the turkey.

 

[amelia]

the turkey..a poem for thanksgiving

the turkey is a silly bird
his head goes wobble, wobble.

he only says a single word,
gobble, gobble, gobble!

(this was not written by me..yeah..it's lame..i teach pre-k..give me a break)

 

[cybergirly]

Re: For Hogjack...

(which I will sing for him with my mouth full, of course)

He laid her on the table
So white, clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast,
And then, drooling, felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set, He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide...he looked inside,
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched out his arms,



And then he stuffed the turkey.

YAY!!!! *clap*clap*

 

[Eumenides]

BEDELIA's in da house!

Rumple my sheets and call me happy.

 

[Nora]

Re: the turkey..a poem for thanksgiving

the turkey is a silly bird
his head goes wobble, wobble.

he only says a single word,
gobble, gobble, gobble!

(this was not written by me..yeah..it's lame..i teach pre-k..give me a break)

Oh that's CUTE!

Oh shit. I just remembered another. Lemme see if I can find the lyrics and get something in my mouth again so I can sing it for Hogjack.

 

[Eumenides]

Re: Re: the turkey..a poem for thanksgiving

Oh that's CUTE!

Oh shit. I just remembered another. Lemme see if I can find the lyrics and get something in my mouth again so I can sing it for Hogjack.

Are you letting him choose what to put in your mouth?