Laurel, if you like those words, you'd love my house and my kids. I got it. Maybe I should mail you the children. They're good kids. They even liked Cheffie, so you know they're odd. They'd fit right in. Oh, and the little blond girl LOVES kitties. She wanted to trade her brother in for another cat not too long ago.
'Cow juice' was milk for my middle son when he was about 2 years old. I have no idea where it came from but it was hysterical when all the family started calling milk 'cow juice'.