Silly Limits

[FungiUg]

This thread inspired by KC!

Okay, let's hear them folks. What silly limits can you come up with?

Here are a couple that spring to mind for me.

Dynamite. Or other various explosives. Plastique is right out.

Nuclear irradiation. A little sun-tanning might be fine for some, but I only come in two shades: white and red. So not even that for me.

Abattoirs. Just not my scene, okay? Bulk blood and guts really doesn't do it for me.

Gardening. Nope. Nada.

 

[sigsauerprinces]

i will not under any circumstances allow someone to chain me to a stove while they throw tomatoes at me

 

[Xelebes]

I will refuse someone to tie me up on 40 foot racking.

 

[sigsauerprinces]

i will not sign any contract that states i must listen to britney spears, hoobastank, maroon five, blink 182, or newfound glory.

 

[TNRkitect2b]

i will not sign any contract that states i must listen to britney spears, hoobastank, maroon five, blink 182, or newfound glory.

so Christina Aguilera and Lindsey Lohan are acceptable?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

so Christina Aguilera

Only if she sings, on her knees, "Come on over" before the subject of bukkake comes up in conversation.

 

[Xelebes]

Only if she sings, on her knees, "Come on over" before the subject of bukkake comes up in conversation.

And sings "Dirty" right after.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

And sings "Dirty" right after.

Nah, let her do a cover of Nasty Girls.

 

[graceanne]

You may not, under any circumstances, tie me down and make me watch day time tv.

 

[Netzach]

Anchovies.

 

[FungiUg]

Anchovies.

Oh god yeah. That should be on my list as well!

 

[RJMasters]

..

 

[vogueboy]

Pickled mangos.

They're a Vietnamese delicacy

(I really wish that Lit. would have Spell check)

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[John Doe]

Yugoslavian cars.

 

[dolf]

no being naked cept for your socks! if you do that at any point the relationship is over *raises eyebrow*
xx

 

[Kajira Callista]

Anchovies.

i'm with you on that one...hairy fish yuck.

 

[graceanne]

no being naked cept for your socks! if you do that at any point the relationship is over *raises eyebrow*
xx

*whispers* dolf, honey this is supposed to be silly limits. Not real ones.

 

[navarre]

Anchovies.

Never a limit for me.

YUMMMMMMMMM!

 

[MastrJ]

Telling me I can't watch Fawlty Towers, Black Adder or Monty Python.

Not getting excited seeing the first trailers for Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in the cinema.

 

[wickedwanda]

Naked bungee jumping with weighted nipple clamps

 

[BlueSugar]

to hell with 4 peas... no limiting my food!

 

[m wisdom]

Play with 100 inch butt plugs.

 

[BlueSugar]

No standing under a heavily icecicled roof during a freak warm front and strong winds.


(rattle loose melt a little...fall through my skull...death)

 

[Kassiana]

I refuse to have sex with carpet swatches, no matter how much Empire begs me to.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

no being naked cept for your socks! if you do that at any point the relationship is over *raises eyebrow*
xx

i dare you to tell that to DVS on a winter day while he's walking over a wool carpet.