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ABSTRUSE

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TORONTO (Reuters) - A blind Quebec student, who was denied entry to English classes at a Canadian university because his guide dog responds only to French commands, will be allowed to attend class, the school said on Wednesday.



Yvan Tessier was turned away from an English immersion course at the University of New Brunswick because he would be forced to give his dog, Pavot, instructions in French.


Students in the course are expected to communicate only in English, at all times, during the intensive five-week course. That was to include talking to the dog, but the university relented, saying in a statement that Tessier will be allowed to use "essential commands in his native French language to his guide dog."


Earlier, Tessier said he would file a complaint with the human rights commission if the university stuck to its decision.


"They don't have the openness of spirit to understand that it's better for me and my mobility to operate with my guide dog. It's only 17 commands in French; it won't compromise the English program," he said from Fredericton, New Brunswick.


Tessier has been guided by the black Labrador retriever for the past two years. Pavot was trained by the Quebec-based Mira Foundation specifically for French speaking clients.


"We were astonished by this," said Pierre Noiseux, a spokesman at the foundation which placed Pavot with Tessier.


"The dog doesn't speak French or English. He doesn't know how to spell 'en avant.' He doesn't know it's French. He just knows that 'en avant' means forward."


The university, in the eastern Canadian town of Fredericton, New Brunswick, said it turned Tessier away because it did not have enough time to prepare for his special needs.


"In the past, the service has been provided that we do teach their guide dogs commands in English, so the dog learns English as well," a university spokeswoman told CBC Television.


Tessier said it would take too long to teach Pavot English commands. The Mira Foundation said it was also dangerous to teach the dog new commands just as Tessier arrives in unfamiliar surroundings.


"He's in a new city, he needs a dog that will be really alert," Noiseux said. "Sure we could take the dog, bring him back and recode. But why would I do that? The guy is French."
 
Well, not as embarrassing as every reuters story I read about the US President :rolleyes:

:kiss:
 
In our defence, we Canuckistanis are just as capable of being complete wankers as any other nation on Earth.

Strange, but true!
 
Well, I'll be close to y'all very soon -

I was born in Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan.

We have a cabin on the lake and soon we'll be leaving Kansas to vacation for a couple of weeks.

(You know, there are lots of wankers in the Upper Peninsula, too - many of them my relatives.)

:D
 
Lovely area up there, sarahh.

I have a friend who grew up in the Canadian Sault St. Marie. We call her 'Sooey'.

She is one of the most gifted writers it has been my pleasure to read. A brilliant humourist, bar none.

And in regards to wankers, in the words of H. Beam Piper, "The species is common and widely distributed."
 
rgraham666 said:
Lovely area up there, sarahh.

I have a friend who grew up in the Canadian Sault St. Marie. We call her 'Sooey'.

She is one of the most gifted writers it has been my pleasure to read. A brilliant humourist, bar none.

And in regards to wankers, in the words of H. Beam Piper, "The species is common and widely distributed."

:D

Our cabin is along the upper shore of Lake Michigan in the Hiawatha National Forest area.

The area is beautiful, isn't it? Something about those white birch trees, deer everywhere, wild blueberries, fresh whitefish, fresh smoked fish, um - well - you know!

When I was a kid we'd go every summer. We didn't have to go to Disneyland; hell, I never even thought of it! My parents worried that they couldn't spend tons of money on our vacations but we always thought we were lucky. We swam every single day - what more does a kid want?

And what's funny now is that our children feel the same way.

Just a couple hundred things left to do before we can go . . .

:)

(P.S. You know, I was going to say I was born in the Soo but didn't know if anyone would understand.)
 
The whole Canadian Shield is lovely.

One of my all time favourite memories is the week long canoe trip I took through Algonqin Park when I was 16.

Three of those days we saw no one. Bears, loons, some woodpeckers (mostly Downies), Great Blue Herons, a Little Green Heron, a Great Horned Owl, but no people.

Sigh. Wonderful.
 
rgraham666 said:
The whole Canadian Shield is lovely.

One of my all time favourite memories is the week long canoe trip I took through Algonqin Park when I was 16.

Three of those days we saw no one. Bears, loons, some woodpeckers (mostly Downies), Great Blue Herons, a Little Green Heron, a Great Horned Owl, but no people.

Sigh. Wonderful.


That's beautiful. I'm so homesick.

(And smiling, 'cause we just thoroughly hijacked this thread!)

:)
 
Silly Canadians, they might be, but I'm very fond of them.....well, one in particular...
:devil:
 
Silly Canadians? Who? Where?

As for that story - eh, we're known for our red tape.
 
Xelebes said:
Silly Canadians? Who? Where?

As for that story - eh, we're known for our red tape.

The silly Canadian I'm talking about is in Southampton, Ontario.
 
I asked a canadian friend if the widely known and well documented conspiracy theory was true that the canadians intended to invade the US. She broke down under my intense interrogation and admitted not only that it was but also some of my body parts she wanted to rape and pillage. She actually admitted that THE INVASION IS C0MING SOON!!!!! And that all us lil americans will be forced to eat beavers while riding a moose, which might be fun but extremely dangerous. I told her I wouldn't trust a canadian any further than I could throw an igloo.
Just my opinion.
 
What? You don't think beaver tail soup is a good alternative to chicken noodle soup? I'm appalled!
 
They have Sasquatch too...ask Charley, she has a coat made from him.
 
Lisa Denton said:
Is there really beaver tail soup?

Yes, I was looking for odd recipes one day and I came across one for it.....can you say......BARF!!!!
 
Lisa Denton said:
I'm gonna BITE you Abs.

That reminds me, I have a vampire story to work on....I shouldn't have bitch slapped my muse so hard, I think she's pissed now.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
That reminds me, I have a vampire story to work on....I shouldn't have bitch slapped my muse so hard, I think she's pissed now.

You have a lovely neck.
 
Lisa Denton said:
You can sit on my face while I give you head if you keep talkin pretty.

How strange?, that like the hundredth time someone has said that to me today...:confused:
 
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