Silliest questions you've been asked

[calmlikeabomb]

How do I move the Virus to another folder?

 

[calmlikeabomb]

Also, the company insurance guys after my mom passed away: We are so sorry for your loss. Would you like to still keep her on your plan?

 

[Wouldlovetoo]

I was walking my dog and a man stopped me to ask" How big is you dog?"

 

[CalBishForNow]

I was walking my dog and a man stopped me to ask" How big is you dog?"

Doesn't sound silly to me if it's remarkably big or small. If you've got a Great Dane (bigger than some healthy adult humans) or chihuahua (smaller than some healthy adult cats), I might be curious about exactly how tall/short/heavy it is. If you've got some random spaniel, retriever, or mutt, I agree, the question is weirder.

 

[Wouldlovetoo]

Doesn't sound silly to me if it's remarkably big or small. If you've got a Great Dane (bigger than some healthy adult humans) or chihuahua (smaller than some healthy adult cats), I might be curious about exactly how tall/short/heavy it is. If you've got some random spaniel, retriever, or mutt, I agree, the question is weirder.

I have a red heeler and it's a strange question because a lot of people here have heelers.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I worked with this girl who wasn't very bright nor a geography expert and I was going to fly to Scotland in a couple days and she asked me (no lie) if I was driving to Scotland? She was dead serious. I had to leave the office, I was laughing so hard.

 

[Boat1]

Offshore oilfield...

"I just dropped a couple of oxygen bottles off of the platform, could y'all follow the current and look for them? They had 2,200 psi in them, so they should float,"

I swear... It's a wonder they can get it out of the ground!