Desert Amazon
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Desert Amazon
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Barb Dwyer
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I got yer signs, baby!
Sign at the psychic's hotline:
"Don't call us, we'll call you."
At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
Radiator repair shop:
"It's a great place to take a leak!"
IN A LAUNDROMAT:
Automatic washing machines.
Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
IN A DEPARTMENT STORE:
Bargain Basement Upstairs
IN AN OFFICE:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken
IN ANOTHER OFFICE:
After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
ON A CHURCH DOOR:
This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)
OUTSIDE A SECOND-HAND SHOP:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc.
Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
QUICKSAND WARNING:
Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned.
By order of the District Council.
IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW:
Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW:
Closed due to illness.
IN A SAFARI PARK:
Elephants Please Stay In Your Car
SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it,
there is a day care on the first floor
NOTICE IN A FIELD:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET:
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR:
We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door -
the bell doesn't work)
IN A RESTROOM:
Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
IN A WASHROOM STALL:
"To avoid flooding please do not flush anything but toilet paper."
AT AN AUTO REPAIR SERVICE:
Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again
Sign at the psychic's hotline:
"Don't call us, we'll call you."
At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
Radiator repair shop:
"It's a great place to take a leak!"
IN A LAUNDROMAT:
Automatic washing machines.
Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
IN A DEPARTMENT STORE:
Bargain Basement Upstairs
IN AN OFFICE:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken
IN ANOTHER OFFICE:
After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
ON A CHURCH DOOR:
This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)
OUTSIDE A SECOND-HAND SHOP:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc.
Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
QUICKSAND WARNING:
Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned.
By order of the District Council.
IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW:
Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW:
Closed due to illness.
IN A SAFARI PARK:
Elephants Please Stay In Your Car
SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it,
there is a day care on the first floor
NOTICE IN A FIELD:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET:
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR:
We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door -
the bell doesn't work)
IN A RESTROOM:
Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
IN A WASHROOM STALL:
"To avoid flooding please do not flush anything but toilet paper."
AT AN AUTO REPAIR SERVICE:
Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again
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Desert Amazon
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I once received a t-shirt as a gift with the slogan "It's not PMS. I'm always a bitch."
These are all related to trespassing:
Forget the dog. Beware of wife
Trespassers will be violated
Trespassers will be shot. survivors will be shot again
Dog food is expensive. Trespassers welcome
There's more, but I'll spare you the torture.
These are all related to trespassing:
Forget the dog. Beware of wife
Trespassers will be violated
Trespassers will be shot. survivors will be shot again
Dog food is expensive. Trespassers welcome
There's more, but I'll spare you the torture.
Desert Amazon
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lol, Here's two I found Very funny:
On a message board at church: Come in, the best position is on your knees
At the Maryland Rennissance festival: Beware, lost children will be sold
If your Horny, eat a pickle
On a message board at church: Come in, the best position is on your knees
At the Maryland Rennissance festival: Beware, lost children will be sold
If your Horny, eat a pickle
ExLimey
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Saw this on a real small sticker on the back window of a car:
If you're going to ride my ass you might as well kiss it too!
The only reason I was able to read it was because we were in the drive thru lane at Hardees, I wasn't tailgating!
If you're going to ride my ass you might as well kiss it too!
The only reason I was able to read it was because we were in the drive thru lane at Hardees, I wasn't tailgating!
