Signs that make you wonder?

[Nobody Special's wife]

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[Juspar Emvan]

Re: Signs that make you go hmmm

Sign in a Laundromat:
Automatic washing machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes on.

Outside a farm:
Horse manure 50p per pre-packed bag, 20p do-it yourself.

Outside a secondhand shop:
We exchange anythin - bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargin.

Outside a photographer's studio:
Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner also.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Actual Kansas Sign

If you run across this pasture, do it in 9.9 seconds, the Bull can do it in 10.

 

[GuyJD]

SIGNS THAT MAKE YOU WONDER

SLIPPERY WHEN WET
Then you see a woman standing near the sign
NO TURN ON RED
This is seen while you're hugging your red headed girlfriend.

 

[Closet Desire]

Say...

...I've seen that Kanas sign on a windy country road on the way to Nebraska...down south a ways wasn't it?

 

[Countess DeWinter]

When we lived in Texas in the late 80's, I saw a highway sign that said, "Do not play in the median"

 

[Andra_Jenny]

I still get a kick from the signs when you go south that remind southerners "Bridge may ice in cold weather."