Signs of gayness

[NoJo]

I just spent a very enjoyable 45 minutes cleaning my fridge and rearranging condiments...

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Joe,

That's not a sign of gayness, it's a sign of being very fucking picky, or very fucking bored.

 

[NoJo]

Thanks, lew. But, well... what about the black rubber gloves? Is that okay? They felt sort of - nice.

I think I need to fart and drink beer just be sure...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

You might be metrosexual. The difference between metrosexual and gay, I've heard, is that one wants to get the girl out of her clothes, and the other want to get the clothes off the girl.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I think I need to fart and drink beer just be sure...

Me too!!!!!!!

 

[NoJo]

Ok, one, two, thr.. oh no, I've just noticed there's a Judy Garland film about to start on TV. Beer and farting will have to wait...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Judy Garland?

OK, that's it, you're gay beyond reformation.

 

[Guest]

Plus, look at your AV, maricon! Bette Davis?!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I love it when you talk dirty...

 

[NoJo]

Omigod...

 

[Guest]

You silly Swede. (I'm just taking over for MG here.) P.

 

[CharleyH]

I love it when you talk dirty...

Obviously Svenska's response brings my gaydar up. I should have been a gay guy I love anal sex and know every song in Grease, and my croissants taste WONDERFUL!

 

[Guest]

I should have been a gay guy...

Ch., doesn't that make you a great dyke though? You're like a gay guy in a gorgeous female body. I want you. I'll show you my arse.

P.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"She's got Bette Davis' eyes..."

Sexy - or future Mrs Lecter?

 

[NoJo]

Svenska, please don't talk about my mistress that way.

 

[Guest]

I bet you've got a tight fitting "Relax" t-shirt, Joe.

I have!

Lou

 

[The_Fool]

You know. I really wanted to post on this thread, but my PC muscle flexed and....

Sad Fool

 

[NoJo]

I bet you've got a tight fitting "Relax" t-shirt, Joe.

I have!

Lou

Never wear it. Shows the beer gut (burp, fart)

Oh! oh! I'm wearing a pair of free white Hotel slippers! They count, don't they?

I stopped listen to FGTH. They said "cum".

 

[Guest]

Never wear it. Shows the beer gut (burp, fart)

Oh! oh! I'm wearing a pair of free white Hotel slippers! They count, don't they?

I stopped listen to FGTH. They said "cum".

Yes, they count, dear. You get double "gay points" if you've got the white, fluffy robe, too.

I know, those FTGH guys are such bad boys. You should go give them a little limp-wristed slap, right across their cheeks.

Lou

 

[pop_54]

You butch bastard Joe, black rubber gloves, Pa!! at least my marigold's are bright yellow... and I'm not gay... so there........ Ohhhh....... I'm a lumberjack and I'm alright............................


Hey Purdy, I'll take that look at your arse if it's still on offer

 

[NoJo]

Hey pop, you'll stand up for me, right? Tell lou I'm straight. Please.... I'll do that thing I did the other day...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Hubby's got a really cute ass.

Unfortunately, he's homophobic. He gets uncomfortable if I caress it, and he claims it tickes if I bite it.

Men...

 

[NoJo]

He's a closet case, alright, SF..

 

[The_Fool]

My wife decided that she needed a fun gay guy in her office to liven things up.

 

[NoJo]

You misheard, Fool. She was saying she needed a Feng Shui Guy to rearrange her office.