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BUT FIRST:The_Darkness said:
let me shake my tail.
*sigh*
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let me shake my tail.
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vella_ms said:
Shake away. I like to watch.
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harry belefonte couldnt have put it bettter.The_Darkness said:
i shake, there fore-skin, i be.
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vella_ms said:
Lysdexia is setting in again. I swear I read that three times and I read Harry Belefonte couldn't have peanut butter.
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it was the stuttering 't'The_Darkness said:
i totally get it though i wish i didnt
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vella_ms said:
You wish you didn't get peanut butter? Or the dyslexic thing? How about peanut butter on dyslexics? I've never tried that, but I'm fond of warm honey drizzled over various things, and peanut butter is good with honey.
Damnit. I gotta stop talking about food.
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i love it all.The_Darkness said:
peanut butter backwards is still a roof of the mouth sticky situation. honey drizzled over anything only makes it better.
for some reason, ive flashed back to blue mud. hrm.
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vella_ms said:
Some days I love my memories. Other days, they just make me feel guilty. Guilty likes to be felt, but this is one of the Some days.
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*blush*
Blue mud.
*/blush*
Blue mud.
*/blush*
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guilt is some of the best motivation ever.The_Darkness said:
Some days I love my memories. Other days, they just make me feel guilty. Guilty likes to be felt, but this is one of the Some days.
lucky... my love...
mmmmmmm
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vella_ms said:
I think I speak for everyone when I say:
YUMMY
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Show off!vella_ms said:
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thank you sirrah for concurring.The_Darkness said:
*drool*
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there are a very few things i ever show off. you are top of the list.lucky-E-leven said:Show off!
i love your bottom too.
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If that isn't story inspiration, I don't know what is.
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The_Darkness said:
You certainly speak for me but I would want wash the mud off first. It would be even more yummy.
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Boxlicker101 said:
An excellent point as always, Boxlicker.
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Right now I have sitting on my patio table three bottles. One is Glove Oil for breaking in and conditioning the leather in Baseball Gloves. The second is penetrating Oil and the third is Lamp Oil. All three of these bottles have the warning:
"Not for Internal use."
I recently picked up a Deep Fryer. In the instructions, right after the listing of temperatures and cooking times was the handy warning, just in case I didn't stop to think about it. "Use basket or slotted spoon to retrieve food items from hot oil." (Hello? This thing just cooked my chicken wings in something like five minutes flat and I'm going to be reaching in there with my fingers to grab that piece of chicken?
)
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"Not for Internal use."
I recently picked up a Deep Fryer. In the instructions, right after the listing of temperatures and cooking times was the handy warning, just in case I didn't stop to think about it. "Use basket or slotted spoon to retrieve food items from hot oil." (Hello? This thing just cooked my chicken wings in something like five minutes flat and I'm going to be reaching in there with my fingers to grab that piece of chicken?
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I think we need to advance this idea. Some work places have "Casual Friday." I think we need "Warning Label Friday." Simple, black t-shirts with white, easy to read lettering.
For example, my wife said hers would say "CAUTION: These boobs are real."
Mine would say "Gratuitious Prick"
For example, my wife said hers would say "CAUTION: These boobs are real."
Mine would say "Gratuitious Prick"
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cheerful_deviant said:On the back of a box of Elio's Frozen Pizza:
CAUTION: Product becomes hot when cooked!
The really sad part is that you just know that the warning label is there because of some moron and a lawsuit.
LOL - Personally? I always loved the comedic Seinfeld observation in airplanes. He said something like 'why the hell do they give us life jackets in a plane when obviously if we are going down we NEED parachutes.' It makes TOTAL SENSE!
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CharleyH said:What are they? Pull and then what?
Put chute on, make sure straps are attached correctly and tightly. Exit plummeting aircraft. Wait until clear of aircraft. Pull Ripcord and count to three. Check to make sure chute has opened and has slowed your decent.
Manufacturer is not responsible for the following:
Castration due to loose straps.
Injuries incured while fighting for parachute.
Injuries incurred by crashing into parts of aircraft when exiting.
Injuries incurred by exiting aircraft while holding onto said parachute.
Injuries incurred during landing.
Injuries incurred by landing harder than expected because you were so relieved to exit aircraft you forgot to follow directions and pull ripchord.
Injuries incurred by putting on parachute and exiting aircraft as it is taxiing to the terminal in an effort to be the first off of said aircraft.
Injuries incurred by trying to show hot looking member of Flight Crew the proper way to put on above mentioned parachute while explaining that you are a SkyDiver and wish to get to know them better.
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