Sick Day

[ms_ann_thrope]

I have codeine and Netflix and I'm not afraid to use them.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Alyce Kills


After accidentally pushing her best friend off a roof and lying to the police about it, Alyce becomes haunted by guilt.
She soon begins to unravel -- losing sleep, her job and her sanity -- into a gruesome life of sex, drugs and murder.
HD Available
Netflix Rating: 2.9
Rotten Tomatoes:
Audience score: 57 Rotten Tomatoes page


I give it 4 dildos out of a possible 5.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

The Seasoning House

Angel, a deaf and mute orphan, is enslaved to care for the girls of the Seasoning House, who are forcefully prostituted to the military. As Angel moves between the walls and crawlspaces of the brothel, she plots her escape and her brutal revenge.
HD Available
Netflix Rating: 3.3
Rotten Tomatoes: Rotten 21%
Critics' score: 21 Audience score: 37


I give it 2 blowjobs out of a possible 6.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

House of Whipcord

Using her son Mark as bait, Mrs. Wakehurst lures young, attractive women whom she perceives as having loose morals to her home. There, she and her friends disrobe the women and torture them to death.
HD Available
Netflix Rating: 2.5


There's not enough codeine in the world to make this watchable...but, hey, it's on.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Overnight

This romantic comedy follows two neurotic strangers who meet amid an odd group of passengers -- plus a pilot with anger-management issues and some oversexed flight attendants -- on the red-eye flight from Los Angeles to New York on Valentine's Day.
HD Available
Netflix Rating: 3.2

3 candy hearts out of a mostly eaten bag of candy hearts.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

THE PRESIDENTS ANAL-YST.

Featuring Richard Simmons as the anal-yst, and Introducing God in his first important role as Barr' E America's first tyrant-tran president.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Oh so clever.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Toad Road

Feeling he's living a meaningless life in a small town, disaffected junkie James jumps at the chance to escort newcomer Sara to Toad Road -- and risk whatever may happen as they pass seven wooden gates that lead toward hell.
HD Available
Netflix Rating: 2.4
Rotten Tomatoes: Rotten 67%
Critics' score: 67 Audience score: 57


In progress.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

5 out of 3 bongs.

 

[Paendragon]

I, too, have codeine and Netflix.

Ip Man. Subtitles wasn't my best idea . . . but it's pretty good.

 

[Queersetti]

If ever a thread was a clue, this is it.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I, too, have codeine and Netflix.

Ip Man. Subtitles wasn't my best idea . . . but it's pretty good.

Takes too much concentration.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

If ever a thread was a clue, this is it.

http://www.personal.psu.edu/bfr3/blogs/asp/600full-blue's-clues-screenshot.jpg

 

[Byron In Exile]

Codeine and Netflix.

Well.

There it is.

http://www.amadeusmozart.de/BesetzungJones.jpg

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

So sorry. I coughed a little bit of lung on your right cheek there, Mr. Rooney, convicted child diddler.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Dracula III: Legacy


Shot on location in Romania, executive producer Wes Craven's sequel to Dracula II: Ascension begins as Father Uffizi (Jason Scott Lee) and Luke (Jason London) head to civil war-plagued Eastern Europe to save Elizabeth (Diane Neal) and destroy Dracula (Rutger Hauer) once and for all. Once there, the two learn that warlords are feeding prisoners to the fanged creature of the night. Stephen Billington, Gary J. Tunnicliffe and Roy Scheider also star.
HD Available
Netflix Rating: 3.1

2 bags of O Negative out of 5.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Love Simple

In this uncommon love story, two lonely people fall for each other at a laundromat yet somehow avoid having to air their dirty laundry: Adam spends most of his time caring for his ailing father, while Seta is chronically ill with lupus.
HD Available
Netflix Rating: 3.2


3 out of 4 Hyperdemic Nurdles.