Prince Albert
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Somebody has to mouth-to-mouth, mouth-to-boobies, mouth-to-kitty!!!!!!Hahaha! A lifeguard??
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Somebody has to mouth-to-mouth, mouth-to-boobies, mouth-to-kitty!!!!!!Hahaha! A lifeguard??
Now if only you had somebody nicknamed Cuddles around....

The Grinch that Stole Christmas was on TV last night. I tuned in to see if you'd be making a cameo.
Somebody has to mouth-to-mouth, mouth-to-boobies, mouth-to-kitty!!!!!!
Hahaha! Did ya see me?
Nah. You blend in well with that green body paint![]()
LOL
I don't have any more body paint. I tossed what I didn't use that night.
Omgosh! I just realized something. It's almost New Year's Day. That means the sex shop in town will be having their annual half off everything in the whole store sale! I need to write up my wish list!
lol. It wasn't me!I don't think I believe that.
Been alot of unexplained Smurf sightings in the Midwest the last couple weeks![]()
Let's hope Mrs. Claus washes everything after she tests it out.

Yes ma'am, fully trained, by the Red Cross & Boy Scouts!!!!That's a full service lifeguard!![]()
Thank you for sharing, sweet lady. I need a smile tonight, and you are helping. I hate the holidays.. hate how my life is going.. hate nursing home.. hate the nurses..hate the doctor.. all I want is a simple hug the touch of another human a smile from a child.Thank you petty lady for being ..
hugs
fred

Yes ma'am, fully trained, by the Red Cross & Boy Scouts!!!!
Yeh!!! Now I just need to check your boobs & kitty......err your referances I mean!!!
Mmmmm...hehe..thank you.Yummy goodness
I know what I want for Christmas, complete with a bow on top.![]()

Awww, he'll be home before you know it.
Look at the bright side, don't have to worry about sun poisoning not going to Florida![]()
LOL that's true. No sunburn for me. Might not be much sleep for me either with these kiddos though.How are you doing?

I'm doing OK, cashed in an unused vacation day so I'm getting black friday and a 4 day weekend off
How are you?