Shut up!!!!

[Guest]

What is wrong with you people???

Even if you're not gonna go watch the game yourself, at least have some respect for those of us what is. I can hear you all the way over here!!!!

Now shut up, and do your duty, and watch the best team in the world play the beautiful game of footy.

HEATHENS!

Another beer anyone?

hic!

*shuts down Lit, in disgust at the complete disrespect shown in this place*

Harumph!

hic!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*lighting a bag of dog crap on your doorstep, ringing the bell and running off*

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Is Cameroon a contender this year? I remember one time when they were (showing my age), and they've been a sentimental fave of mine ever since.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Now shut up, and do your duty, and watch the best team in the world play the beautiful game of footy.

I thought Wales hadn't qualified.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

What is wrong with you people???

Even if you're not gonna go watch the game yourself, at least have some respect for those of us what is. I can hear you all the way over here!!!!

Now shut up, and do your duty, and watch the best team in the world play the beautiful game of footy.

HEATHENS!

Another beer anyone?

hic!

*shuts down Lit, in disgust at the complete disrespect shown in this place*

Harumph!

hic!

It's a damn shame, for there is no better reason for Americans to drink beer before noon and gawk at hot men in shorts.

 

[Liar]

K, lou. You go watch the warmup match.

 

[Guest]

Another beer anyone?

hic!

Harumph!

hic!

Are you sure there is any left?

Is the delivery boy going to be safe when he brings more?

 

[Tom Collins]

Are you sure there is any left?

Is the delivery boy going to be safe when he brings more?

Yer just wishin' you were the delivery boy, Ted. *snicker* Not that I could blame you, eh?

 

[Guest]

Yer just wishin' you were the delivery boy, Ted. *snicker* Not that I could blame you, eh?

I can deliver liquor. You can bring the pizzas.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Your lips keep moving, but all I hear is BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!

 

[Guest]

Your lips keep moving, but all I hear is BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!

Sweetheart, if my lips were moving anywhere near you, you sure as hell wouldn't be hearing BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!


SLURP! YUM! SLURP! More like.

 

[Guest]

As for the rest of you lot:

UP YER BUMS!



Meant affectionately, of course.

 

[rgraham666]

As for the rest of you lot:

UP YER BUMS!



Meant affectionately, of course.

That's your job.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Sweetheart, if my lips were moving anywhere near you, you sure as hell wouldn't be hearing BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!


SLURP! YUM! SLURP! More like.

Okay, gorgeous, you win the prize. Which team am I rooting for to win it all? I've been watching here and there, but it's not televised much here during the season leading up to the Cup, so I've not found a team to be mine, per se. So you tell me who to cheer for, and they're my new team this year.

 

[Guest]

Okay, gorgeous, you win the prize. Which team am I rooting for to win it all? I've been watching here and there, but it's not televised much here during the season leading up to the Cup, so I've not found a team to be mine, per se. So you tell me who to cheer for, and they're my new team this year.

I win the prize!! WOOT!

Oh, I thought I was gonna get something else there for a moment.

In response to your question... um... erm... let me think about that for a moment... OK! Thought about it. I have one word for you...


















ENGLAND!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

ENGLAND!

I'm SHOCKED!






Okay, England it is.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I think that if Lou-Lou really wants us to root for England, then we should have another AV like the Arsenal (read: Lou's backside) AV of yore.

So get Photoshoping Lou!

 

[Guest]

I'm SHOCKED!






Okay, England it is.

Hehe, thought you might be.

 

[Guest]

I think that if Lou-Lou really wants us to root for England, then we should have another AV like the Arsenal (read: Lou's backside) AV of yore.

So get Photoshoping Lou!

Easy! Watch that space.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

(Slurring words, displaying maudlin sentimentality)

♪ I give you a toast, ladies and gentlemen.
I give you a toast, ladies and gentlemen.
May this fair dear land we love so well
In dignity and freedom dwell.
Though worlds may change and go awry
While there is still one voice to cry - - - ♪

♪ There'll always be an England
While there's a country lane,
Wherever there's a cottage small
Beside a field of grain.
There'll always be an England
While there's a busy street,
Wherever there's a turning wheel,
A million marching feet. ♪

♪ Red, white and blue; what does it mean to you?
Surely you're proud, shout it aloud,
"Britons, awake!"
The empire too, we can depend on you.
Freedom remains. These are the chains
Nothing can break. ♪

♪ There'll always be an England,
And England shall be free
If England means as much to you
As England means to me. ♪

 

[Guest]

Easy! Watch that space.

That were quick, weren't it!?

(I already had one prepared. )

 

[kendo1]

Was there football on today?
I hadn't noticed.

Apart from when we were driving past a bar at the end of the Meadows and heard a tremendous cheer.
I think Trinidad hit the bar.

I see that Mickey Rooney is out of retirement and playing again.

Ken

 

[Guest]

(Slurring words, displaying maudlin sentimentality)

♪ I give you a toast, ladies and gentlemen.
I give you a toast, ladies and gentlemen.
May this fair dear land we love so well
In dignity and freedom dwell.
Though worlds may change and go awry
While there is still one voice to cry - - - ♪

♪ There'll always be an England
While there's a country lane,
Wherever there's a cottage small
Beside a field of grain.
There'll always be an England
While there's a busy street,
Wherever there's a turning wheel,
A million marching feet. ♪

♪ Red, white and blue; what does it mean to you?
Surely you're proud, shout it aloud,
"Britons, awake!"
The empire too, we can depend on you.
Freedom remains. These are the chains
Nothing can break. ♪

♪ There'll always be an England,
And England shall be free
If England means as much to you
As England means to me. ♪

*slur* That were fuckin' brillllliant that were...

*waves arms in the air while she sings*

hic!

*slur* sing it again..

hic!

*waves arms some more*

*falls over*

 

[CharleyH]

Am I repeating myself in saying England had a snails on tonight? Kind of reminds me of Englishman sex ...

 

[Guest]

Was there football on today?
I hadn't noticed.

Apart from when we were driving past a bar at the end of the Meadows and heard a tremendous cheer.
I think Trinidad hit the bar.

I see that Mickey Rooney is out of retirement and playing again.

Ken

Don't be bitter, Ken. Scotland will have their day.






























When hell freezes over.