Shut the Fuck UP!!!!!

[Moridin187]

is that how you think I sound? very interesting... especially since you have me screaming for MORE......<snicker>

Nope, dunno how you sound, just going by past converts' quotes.

 

[perks]

Nope, dunno how you sound, just going by past converts' quotes.

I've been told I say lots of explicitly naughty things. I'm sure nothing like that would ever spill from my lips. I'm a sweet girl, after all

Mor Mor

 

[Moridin187]

I've been told I say lots of explicitly naughty things. I'm sure nothing like that would ever spill from my lips. I'm a sweet girl, after all

Mor Mor

Oh, dirty talk eh? Terribly sorry.. I read something somewhere recently about you having a nice, full, italian ass...

mm... Did I ever mention I just love eating Italians? Err.. Italian food I mean..

 

[kotori]

I've been told I say lots of explicitly naughty things. I'm sure nothing like that would ever spill from my lips. I'm a sweet girl, after all

The only thing that's never spilled from your lips is what you swallowed.

(sorry, I just came from my "rant" class)

 

[perks]

The only thing that's never spilled from your lips is what you swallowed.

(sorry, I just came from my "rant" class)

hehhehhee....which is quite alot, and you're still failing the rant.

 

[perks]

Oh, dirty talk eh? Terribly sorry.. I read something somewhere recently about you having a nice, full, italian ass...

mm... Did I ever mention I just love eating Italians? Err.. Italian food I mean..

but can you handle Sicilians?...lol...answer carefully.

 

[kotori]

you're still failing the rant.

I know, I'm too lovable to rant.

 

[Moridin187]

Handle with care?

Handle roughly?

I can do both, it's all up to preference.

 

[perks]

I know, I'm too lovable to rant.

I'd love to rant on about your cock, but, alas, I need to do more research.

 

[perks]

Handle with care?

Handle roughly?

I can do both, it's all up to preference.

I just prefer it to be handled....<weg>

 

[Moridin187]

I just prefer it to be handled....<weg>

Hmm... Sounds like you need some special handling... Have you filled out an application for Moridin's Sex Clinic of Vermont yet?

 

[perks]

Hmm... Sounds like you need some special handling... Have you filled out an application for Moridin's Sex Clinic of Vermont yet?

Moridin's Sex Clinic of Vermont, I'm sure uses the Perky Sex Manual of New Hampshire

 

[estevie]

and touch my ass.

Theeeeeeere, isn't that much better?

Why didn't I see this before my rant!

*reaches for perky's butt...gives a light squeeeze, turns to go...turns back and gives it one more soft stroke*

Yep, that is much better!

 

[kiwiwolf]

*sloooooooowwwww stroke of Perky's ass* and a quick lick...

 

[perks]

Re: Re: Shut the Fuck UP!!!!!

Why didn't I see this before my rant!

*reaches for perky's butt...gives a light squeeeze, turns to go...turns back and gives it one more soft stroke*

Yep, that is much better!

QUACK....este squeezed the duck....lol.

 

[perks]

*sloooooooowwwww stroke of Perky's ass* and a quick lick...

mmmm wolfie licks...yummy!!!

 

[Moridin187]

Moridin's Sex Clinic of Vermont, I'm sure uses the Perky Sex Manual of New Hampshire

I'm afraid the only instructional texts we have at the moment are classic Vatsayana. However, we here at Moridin's Sex Clinic of Vermont are very interested in this manual and wonder if you could provide us a copy.

Also, we would be most appreciative for some hands-on training for one of our instructors.

 

[perks]

I'm afraid the only instructional texts we have at the moment are classic Vatsayana. However, we here at Moridin's Sex Clinic of Vermont are very interested in this manual and wonder if you could provide us a copy.

Also, we would be most appreciative for some hands-on training for one of our instructors.

The manual does come with a online course, but you need to have some prerequisites before attempting to master something of that magnitude.

 

[estevie]

Re: Re: Re: Shut the Fuck UP!!!!!

QUACK....este squeezed the duck....lol.

LOL

Pardon my mistake *mental note...don't squeeze the ducks ass*

 

[perks]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Shut the Fuck UP!!!!!

LOL

Pardon my mistake *mental note...don't squeeze the ducks ass*

lol.....I'm not the feather duster....put me down!!! QUACK!

 

[Moridin187]

The manual does come with a online course, but you need to have some prerequisites before attempting to master something of that magnitude.

Oh really? What are the prerequisites? We here at MSCOV are always interested in finding ways to make our patients' stays more fulfilling and enjoyable.

 

[perks]

Oh really? What are the prerequisites? We here at MSCOV are always interested in finding ways to make our patients' stays more fulfilling and enjoyable.

Syd's Hot Tub 101, How to please a duck 101, The art of the puRRRR 101, Phone card 101, These are only some of the required courses. I could have the publisher send you the complete list.

 

[kiwiwolf]

*sneaks in for another slooooowwww stroke, a looooong lick and a quick spank*