Shut the fuck up, Scarlett

[Guest]

http://books.guardian.co.uk/reviews/generalfiction/0,6121,1524169,00.html

 

[carsonshepherd]

Shut the fuck up, CV . Even if you're not talking about our Scarlett.

 

[SlickTony]

I don't understand what the place the link took me to has to do with the subject of this thread.

 

[TxRad]

Neither does he Tony..."sigh" Neither does he.....

 

[OhMissScarlett]

No, make me.


p.s. I know you didn't just tell me to shut up.
*snapping of fingers*

 

[carsonshepherd]

No, make me.


p.s. I know you didn't just tell me to shut up.
*snapping of fingers*

I'm headed out to kick his ass as we speak.

 

[Rhys]

I'm headed out to kick his ass as we speak.

*gives CV an evil glare* I like her. What's your problem?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm headed out to kick his ass as we speak.

Don't hurt him too bad, I love him!

sounds like an episode of COPS, lol.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*gives CV an evil glare* I like her. What's your problem?

CV shows his affection in a third grade boy kind of way.

 

[minsue]

CV shows his affection in a third grade boy kind of way.

If you stopped wearing pigtails, he'd stop pulling them....

 

[OhMissScarlett]

If you stopped wearing pigtails, he'd stop pulling them....

It's all the bra strap snapping I can't stand.

 

[carsonshepherd]

*gives CV an evil glare* I like her. What's your problem?

actually, I think he's referring to the author Scarlett Thomas. He's obsessed with her. Still, he needs his ass kicked just for the hell of it.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Don't hurt him too bad, I love him!

sounds like an episode of COPS, lol.

yer so funny

 

[OhMissScarlett]

actually, I think he's referring to the author Scarlett Thomas. He's obsessed with her. Still, he needs his ass kicked just for the hell of it.

At some point he thought everyone except me on this board was Scarlett Thomas but now I think he's even turned on me.

I guess he's abandoned his crackpot theory that Carson and I are the same person.

 

[carsonshepherd]

At some point he thought everyone except me on this board was Scarlett Thomas but now I think he's even turned on me.

I guess he's abandoned his crackpot theory that Carson and I are the same person.

your spectacular breasts dispell that notion completely.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

your spectacular breasts dispell that notion completely.

right, and your enormous package...

not that I don't have a dick around here somewhere.

 

[carsonshepherd]

right, and your enormous package...

not that I don't have a dick around here somewhere.

mine went to the store....

 

[SlickTony]

Caution: I use plot and characters, so if it's just sex you want, I might not be your cup of tea.

I like that in an author. Do you ever get screeds from stroke purists, excoriating you for giving them more than they wanted (like plot and characters)? I got that in my most recent feedback.

 

[TxRad]

I like that in an author. Do you ever get screeds from stroke purists, excoriating you for giving them more than they wanted (like plot and characters)? I got that in my most recent feedback.

I leave the sex until the end so "stroke purists" never get far enough to give me any feed back.....

Although, one guy said he read as far as the word Camero and that it was spelled wrong so he quit..... So much for that.......

I write for me mostly and I enjoy the plot and characters. I just think its fair to warn the strokers in advace....

 

[Rhys]

At some point he thought everyone except me on this board was Scarlett Thomas but now I think he's even turned on me.

I guess he's abandoned his crackpot theory that Carson and I are the same person.

No, Carson and I are the same person. Just ask the fools on the GB.

 

[carsonshepherd]

No, Carson and I are the same person. Just ask the fools on the GB.

great, now I'll never stop touching myself...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

No, Carson and I are the same person. Just ask the fools on the GB.

I can't believe no one told me.

 

[Guest]

Let this thread die.