*shudder*

[J.B.]

I may be sick. I forgot what day it is today. No wonder it’s about to rain today. The day of all evil has arrived.

 

[BlueDaisy]

I may be sick. I forgot what day it is today. No wonder it’s about to rain today. The day of all evil has arrived.

What? Monday?

 

[crysede]

Should I be reading Revelation?

 

[Secret Kate]

Not a Good Monday Morning then!

Hope you feel better JB!

 

[J.B.]

I just saw the 4 Horsemen cross the street.

Fuck.

 

[teddybear4play]

I say we fuck long and hard before the world ends.

TB4p

 

[F_em]

I just saw the 4 Horsemen cross the street.

Fuck.

Fuck 'em!?!?!?!?

Are they the Marlboro men?

Please tell me they are the Marlboro men.

 

[Guest]

I say we fuck long and hard before the world ends.

TB4p

Sounds good to me. Is it ending yet?

 

[teddybear4play]

Sure.

Just don't tell J.B. She thinks it's ending tomorrow, and I don't want to spoil the surprise for her.

TB4p

 

[J.B.]

I say we fuck long and hard before the world ends.
TB4p

Fuck 'em!?!?!?!?
Are they the Marlboro men?
Please tell me they are the Marlboro men.

If they were I would have fucked them.

Sure.
Just don't tell J.B. She thinks it's ending tomorrow, and I don't want to spoil the surprise for her.
TB4p

Oh fine thanks.

 

[teddybear4play]

You know the world is ending tonight, right? Luckily I have a bomb shelter underneath my house with enough food, water, and sexual aides to last for years.

TB4p

 

[J.B.]

you'rer willing to share it with me?
You're so caring!

 

[Killswitch]

That’s not a halo! It’s one of those wax donut rings that go around a toilet pipe....lol

 

[honeylick]

you aren't funny.

stop it.

 

[BlueDaisy]

You know the world is ending tonight, right? Luckily I have a bomb shelter underneath my house with enough food, water, and sexual aides to last for years.

TB4p

Did you remember the KY or Astroglide? You might need gallons of it to last for years.

 

[J.B.]

are you kidding? I'm sure he pushed out a few crates of food just to make room for it.

 

[BlueDaisy]

are you kidding? I'm sure he pushed out a few crates of food just to make room for it.

*slaps forehead* of course! this IS TB4p, after all. What was I thinking?

 

[J.B.]

it's ok. it happends

 

[teddybear4play]

I'm prepared for anything.

TB4p

 

[J.B.]

Even alien zombie monkey invaders?

 

[F_em]

Now I have all these images in my head of duct taped sex toys covered in ky jelly

Please make it stopppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha, who am I trying to kid? Rewind and play back.

 

[teddybear4play]

Even alien zombie monkey invaders?

Yep. I have some irradiated mutated dancing bananas.



I throw them, they chase after them, danger averted, back to the hot lovetango.

TB4p

 

[J.B.]

I knew you were my hero!

 

[teddybear4play]

*tips hat*

Ma'am.



TB4p

 

[J.B.]

Oooooh!
A cowboy! sexy.