Shows you probably won't see on Netflix

[Ms_Ann]

Criminal Mimes

An American police procedural crime drama television series that focuses on a special crime unit created to track and apprehend mime serial killers that follow in the footsteps of Marcel Marceau, the most famous mime and unconvicted serial killer. Each episode premiers a currently famous mime in a starring guest role.

The series was cancelled after the pilot, beings there are no currently famous mimes.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

They wanted me to star in that series but I had nothing to say!

 

[pointless]

yes, they generally don't carry shows that don't actually exist. good call.

 

[KingOrfeo]

An American police procedural crime drama television series that focuses on a special crime unit created to track and apprehend mime serial killers that follow in the footsteps of Marcel Marceau, the most famous mime and unconvicted serial killer.

And nobody can sneak up on you quietly like a mime.

 

[pointless]

hey, i just googled criminal mimes, man. dude, i hate to tell you, but a cabal of time travelers fucking stole your joke.

 

[Ms_Ann]

The Amish Anal Diaries

Self explanatory.

 

[Ms_Ann]

The Godmother

An American crime film directed by Nicholas Cage & starring Betty White in the leading role, as the leader of a fictional Canadian crime family that grants favors by waving her magic wand.

 

[sr71plt]

As I understand it, the sound quality wasn't too good.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Watching Kitchen Appliances Live

Wait...they did that one.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Battle Cocks

Shot in Appalachia this series follows the daily survival battles of rural poultry and their arch-nemeses, the wily coyotes.