Fingerfuxs
Demisexual Sadist
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I shave my legs in the shower and concentrate on not cutting myself.
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The shower is a weird place where I don't stutter or second-guess any words. I have been known to have entire podcasts in the shower, one-sided amazing interviews with imaginary people where I have only the most articulate turns of phrase in my talking points. Inspired, I will sometimes get dressed quick enough to get to my computer microphone to drop vocal wisdom bombs, only to find I completely lost the magic or the confidence in that span of about six minutes.
Did I just wash or condition my hair... fucking god damn it.
I would never go anywhere, or do anything, other than shower if I had this in my house.

I would never go anywhere, or do anything, other than shower if I had this in my house.