Show them to me.

[Wildcard Ky]

More greatness from Rodney Carrington. He really does have his finger on the pulse of the men of America

Show them to me.

 

[impressive]

. .

That was enjoyable. (Especially the wine scene! *ROWR*)

 

[Guest]

I love it. Grinned the entire song.

 

[Stella_Omega]

That's awesome!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Fun

 

[angelicminx]

What a beautiful song! I love Rodney Carrington, he's a hoot! Thanks for sharing this WC.

 

[herecomestherain]

The request "Show them to me" makes me horny, it's one of those trigger phrases. The clip is great. Thanks.

 

[Belegon]

very fun !

 

[kajira311]

I've seen a bunch

Of those movies. Thanks for sharing! Love Rodney Carrington.

 

[amicus]

More greatness from Rodney Carrington. He really does have his finger on the pulse of the men of America

Show them to me.

~~~

You won't like this, Wildcard, sorry. First off I will confess I did watch the clip. Secondly that I didn't have a clue as to who Rodney Carrington is.

But, you got a handful of appreciative comments and thas a good thing, I suppose.

My thought was, 'girls/women are exhibitionists, they love to be seen. Having dabbled in the film industry a bit, I am aware of the lights and the cameramen and the directors present on set when such films are made.

So all those girls, daughters of men like you and I, girl friends and wives, mothers and sisters to many, are showing their breasts to the cameras.

And this is a good thing?

I had the same feeling about some damned sex machine site I visited to understand what the hell some Litsters were referring to. Dozens, hundreds of girls, for a hundred dollar bill, would get totally naked and sit on a machine that masturbated them, and even penetrated them, before the camera's eye.

I am not really a prude, I write romantica, explicit sex stories, I have no general objections to people doing as they please; but something about that video rubs me the wrong way.

I don't go to and never have, strip joints, nor brothels, I don't watch pornographic films, nor do I especially like country music with both patriot and religious chanting overtones.

I am surprised that this performer is accepted in country music circles at all.

But then...that is all opinion...take it for what it is worth.

Yeah, I know...nothing...


amicus...

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I am surprised that this performer is accepted in country music circles at all.

Ever heard of a ho-down?

 

[amicus]

Ever heard of a ho-down?

~~~

Chuckles...thas cute, Lauren...but it is 'hoe-down', which I am sure you know.

Once upon a time...necessity required me to take a job at the only radio station in a particular town to be near someone dear to me. It was a C&W station.

Well, I didn't and don't appreciate the music very much, but, if I do a job, I do it to the best of my ability. I learned the genre.

Country music culture is religious, patriotic and respectful of women and red-necked as all git out.

This video clip, this song, is not indicative of the genre and I would venture to say, is offensive to many C&W fans, which is what surprised me about Wildcard posting it...dunno...


ami

 

[Edward Teach]

~~~

Chuckles...thas cute, Lauren...but it is 'hoe-down', which I am sure you know.

Once upon a time...necessity required me to take a job at the only radio station in a particular town to be near someone dear to me. It was a C&W station.

Well, I didn't and don't appreciate the music very much, but, if I do a job, I do it to the best of my ability. I learned the genre.

Country music culture is religious, patriotic and respectful of women and red-necked as all git out.

This video clip, this song, is not indicative of the genre and I would venture to say, is offensive to many C&W fans, which is what surprised me about Wildcard posting it...dunno...


ami

Yeah, Ky is just a simple minded, single track redneck.

And C&W music, even though it is far and away the most populat music in the world today -- nothing else even comes close -- and the music of the people, is the music of the ignorant and uninformed.

But, wait, they chose to make it popular. Hmmm, market system at work here?

Hmmm, market can't be wrong? Ami doesn't like C&W but Ami can't be wrong?

Oh hell, the universe is about to implode -- grab your honey and drink some Ami Kool Aid.

Your attempts to get attention are so pitiful sometimes, Ami.


Eddie the Bartender

.

 

[amicus]

Geez, Pirate, lighten up a little...

Market forces seldom reflect my preferences, I am an intellectual snob, preferring the Classics and Jazz, Gin over Old Crow and Peppermint Schnapps over any wine and I like cheap green biting beers and ales and tobacco unfiltered.

And although there is usually a country music radio station or two, there are by far more 'rockers', neither of which do I frequent.

To each his own...it be called 'freedom', I think.

amicus the coolaid king...

 

[angelicminx]

So all those girls, daughters of men like you and I, girl friends and wives, mothers and sisters to many, are showing their breasts to the cameras.

And this is a good thing?

In the context of the song, and the fact that the women weren't forced to bare their breasts, yes.

I am surprised that this performer is accepted in country music circles at all.


amicus...

Country music culture is religious, patriotic and respectful of women and red-necked as all git out.

This video clip, this song, is not indicative of the genre and I would venture to say, is offensive to many C&W fans, which is what surprised me about Wildcard posting it...dunno...


ami

I'm a huge Country fan, I love Rodney Carrington (both his music and his comedic routines) and I'm sure that other Country fans love him too. (Though I'm sure the radio won't be playing the song. It's not 'pc' for them to do so.)

Rodney Carrington - Show Them To Me lyrics

Well it seems to me that this whole worlds gone crazy
theres to much hate and killin goin on
but when i see the bare chest of a woman
my worrys and my problems are all gone
no one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl
baby if you would show yours to, we could save the world

show them to me, show them to me
unclasp your bras and set those puppy free
they'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby I'm sure you'll agree
if you got, two fun bags,
show them to me

I don't care if they don't match or if ones bigger then the other
you could show me one, and ill imagine the other
even if your really old, theres nothing wrong
don't be sad your boobs ain't bad, there just a little long

show them to me, show them to me
lift up your shirt and let the whole world see
just this row, show your globes and a happy man I'll be
if you got, those chi chi's,
show them to me

I've met a lot of them, but never one I hated
even if you had thirteen kids and you think they look deflated
theres no such thing as a bad breast, i belive this much is true
if your a big fat man im a titty fan and id love to see yours toooo

show them to me, show them to me
just like the girls gone wild on T.V.
just lean back and show your back and ill be in ecstasy
if you got two casabas
show them to me

all the world will live in harmony
it'al do yea good, it'al give me wood, we'll make history
if you love your country, I'm gonna say it one more time,
i said if you love your country yea
then stand up and show them big old boobies to me

I love the homage to breasts. All shapes, all sizes, all 'levels'. What can I say, I thought it was a great song.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

So all those girls, daughters of men like you and I, girl friends and wives, mothers and sisters to many, are showing their breasts to the cameras.

And this is a good thing?



Yeah, I know...nothing...


amicus...

Errrrr............ You do realize this is a porn site, don't you?

 

[Guest]

It's funny as hell, delightfully naughty, and my husband and I were rolling on the floor watching it. I've saved the link.

But we thought it was more of a comedic song anyway? Not exactly something that would be featured at the Country Music Awards? We don't really know that many country artists.

Yes, he sings well, and the music is good, but we just thought it was comedy.


As for ami, don't you know this song?

So typical of those religious, patriotic and respectful of women country music themes to which you aspire?

Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T56vLzS5i5w

Before He Cheats lyrics

Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo
And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

Ohh... not on me...
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

Ohh... before he cheats...

 

[cloudy]

or this one, by Confederate Railroad:

She Took It Like a Man

I hated like the devil
To tell her we were through
I was sure it would break her heart
Tear her world in two

She is such a fragile thing
Lord, I hate to make her cry
So I broke it to her gently
When I told her goodbye

She cussed me like a sailor
Kicked a hole through the kitchen wall
She threw a fit ,and threw the phone
Half-way down the hall

She said, "I'll be down at the bar"
Then I heard the front door slam
I guess all in all
She took it like a man

I was thinking she'd reach out to me
And beg me not to go
Or run straight to her momma's
'Cause I'd hurt her so

Thought she'd be devastated
I had a tender moment plan
I didn't think that she could take it
But she took it like a man

She cussed me like a sailor
Kicked a hole through the kitchen wall
She threw a fit ,and threw the phone
Half-way down the hall

She said, "I'll be down at the bar"
Then I heard the front door slam
I guess all in all
She took it like a man

 

[tickledkitty]

You won't like this, Wildcard, sorry. First off I will confess I did watch the clip. Secondly that I didn't have a clue as to who Rodney Carrington is.

But, you got a handful of appreciative comments and thas a good thing, I suppose.

My thought was, 'girls/women are exhibitionists, they love to be seen. Having dabbled in the film industry a bit, I am aware of the lights and the cameramen and the directors present on set when such films are made.

So all those girls, daughters of men like you and I, girl friends and wives, mothers and sisters to many, are showing their breasts to the cameras.

And this is a good thing?

I had the same feeling about some damned sex machine site I visited to understand what the hell some Litsters were referring to. Dozens, hundreds of girls, for a hundred dollar bill, would get totally naked and sit on a machine that masturbated them, and even penetrated them, before the camera's eye.

I am not really a prude, I write romantica, explicit sex stories, I have no general objections to people doing as they please; but something about that video rubs me the wrong way.

I don't go to and never have, strip joints, nor brothels, I don't watch pornographic films, nor do I especially like country music with both patriot and religious chanting overtones.

I am surprised that this performer is accepted in country music circles at all.

But then...that is all opinion...take it for what it is worth.

Yeah, I know...nothing...


amicus...

amicus...

*sigh*

Believe it or not, there are times when I find your posts charming. Other times, like now, you just make me tired.

We write smut, for crying out loud. The video is supposed to be fun. The images are all familar to most of us, as we've grown up with them.

Why don't you lighten up?

 

[Guest]

He just likes to be contrary.

Like that old guy, sitting on his front porch, glaring out at the world, shouting if the neighborhood kids play too close to his property.

He snarls, "You kids get outta my yard!"

Then grumbles about how much better things were in the olden days, when women knew their place, when men were given proper RESPECT, don't ya know.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

It's funny as hell, delightfully naughty, and my husband and I were rolling on the floor watching it. I've saved the link.

But we thought it was more of a comedic song anyway? Not exactly something that would be featured at the Country Music Awards? We don't really know that many country artists.

Yes, he sings well, and the music is good, but we just thought it was comedy.

Carrington is a comedian. He has a pretty good voice, so he uses that in his act, but he's a comedian.

Some of his other songs from his act include "Dear Penis", and "Who put the dick on the snowman?"

 

[Chantilyvamp]

just over the thread and the video.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

I dig strip clubs. A Lot. I pay for lapdances--and tip well. I like a girl in stripper boots dressed up like Supergirl to slide down and hum on my junk.

And I'm considerate. I wear khakis. Jeans are rude.

And Phoebe Cates as Linda?

I would rawr.

 

[Liar]

I love the homage to breasts. All shapes, all sizes, all 'levels'. What can I say, I thought it was a great song.

Is that film clip an "official" Carrington thing or just something someone put together to his song?

Because the boobies in there certainly didn't represent all shapes, sizes and levels. Pretty much the young, enhanced Hollywood kind all the way.

ETA: Not that I'm complaining. Eye-candy is eye-candy.

 

[Liar]

And C&W music, even though it is far and away the most populat music in the world today -- nothing else even comes close

Yeah, it's a big scene. But aren't you exagerrating a little here? Seeing that the scene is pretty much confined to one country.