Show me your love

[Lovely Latina]

Alright.

So I'm sitting in a movie theatre, lavishly enjoying my vat 'o buttered popcorn and box of Red Vines licorice (which I admittedly STILL make into little "straws" to use to drink my soda...so screw me), when I notice a young couple just off to the right in the row in front of me.

They couldn't have been more than 16 or 17 years-old. The young boy deftly (sarcasm) lifts the young girl's hair away from her ear as he proceeds in performing "aural sex" (hehehe...I just madeded that up) with his tongue deep into her ear canal. He then attacks her mouth with the same vigor (gosh I really hope she gave her ear a thorough Q-tipping that morning), and I watch peripherally, yet intently, as tongues wrestle, teeth clash (umm...ow?), and saliva abounds. A truly magnificent display. Mr. Reubens would have been explosively proud.

So how did I feel about having been held hostage as witness to this psuedo-erotic scene? Well, my reactions went something like this:

"Oh god." <rolls eyes>

"Fuckin' spaso-hormonic teenagers." <roll roll roll>

"Get a freakin' room ALREADY! SHEEEEESH!"

"Wow." <sneaks a peek back over>

"Why don't WE ever do anything like that anymore?"

"Man...I miss those days." <long deep sigh>

"Wait. Is her hand moving? <sits up taller in seat> Oh yeahhhh...I see it...her hand is DEFINITELY goin' for the kielbasa!"

"You GO girl! RWOOF RWOOF RWOOF!!" <makes circles in air with fists>

"Damn." <pouts>

"Now I'm horny." <takes a swig a soda from her red vine while sinfully eyeing husband's crotch>

*mischievous grin*


First time in history my husband didn't profusely object to leaving a movie before it ended. LOL

So, what's the verdict?
--What do you consider "acceptable"or "unacceptable" as far as PDA's (public displays of affection) go?
--Does seeing a couple exchange passionate kisses and somewhat innocent gropes in public make you glow, gag, or green with envy?
--How far will YOU comfortably go in public to show your affection for your sweetie?
--Any interesting PDA stories?

 

[Skitten]

I think that it totally disgusting to see a couple groping each other in public. I think they should take it to a private place. That way they are not showing everyone what they are doing, everyone doesn't need to see their business. Take it to a room or someplace else. I think it is allright to hold hands and maybe a small kiss, but I do not agree with showing everyone how much in love you are it just doesn't seem very respectable. And there are much better places in privacy where that would be more acceptable not the movie theatre.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Illegal PDA.. blue 42..blue 42 HUT!

My hubbypoodles was Army. 11B straight leg infantry grunt attached to LRSD. He worked out more in 20 minutes than I ever did in my wildest sexual fantasies.... no no make that the other way around. The man has an ass to die for, or marry for. Can't keep my hands off of it, specially if the pants are loose enough for me to stick the fingers into. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeelllll, to make a short story even longer, I was picking him up for lunch at the Company area. He was talking to his first sergeant and the sergeant major and fishing in his pockets for something, cause he had the bdu blouse (yes its called a blouse) hiked up so I could see that magnificent ass. After greeting the two (higher ranking) sergeant people, I stuck my hand down the back of his pants. He popped wood, always does when I do that. I didn't get in any real trouble, but he got yelled at for five hours by seven different people over it and was assigned crap details until some moron asked for permission to go to a city 100 miles away and when denied, flew to Atlanta instead.

I am the queen elect of the run on sentence.

 

[Wizard]

hahahah, Well hey skitten, Bla , bla, blaaaa I think you did the right thing LL I wound have done about the same but I would have had to pick on them too....Yell shit at them act like a kid myself....I don't care to watch it myself but I know we did it when we were yonger and Bitched about THOSE OLD FOLKS that made comments to me....

 

[April]

Okay, Muffin, I was with you until the moron part. I'm confused. What does that have to do with the story?

 

[Lovely Latina]

A question for Wizard and Skitten

How are you two able to be on the computer at the same time?? LOL

I was just curious. Do ya IM each other too? *hehehe*

I have to agree with you, Skitten, that gratuitous groping in public is somewhat disgusting and should be done in private. (My post was mostly for entertainment value, btw...but I honestly *do* miss the heated make-out sessions of our younger years.)

Yet...I still kinda find it exciting to be in, say, an empty elevator or a secluded room at a party, sneaking in some passionate play with hubby, knowing that we COULD BE discovered by a passer-by at any given moment. It helps to keep that spark of our lustful, dating days from fizzling out.

But yet...I still agree. There *is* a line to be drawn, and it's more about decency and showing respect for others.

 

[Wizard]

Come on LL I'm a wizard ....it is all done with mirrors.....Or she is on one pc and I on the other....and yes we do Im each other she is way over there......<5 feets away>

 

[RonG]

There's a place for us . . .

A lot of my attitude is contingent on where. I am totally pissed off if someone is making out in a theater with little kids trying to watch a Disney flick. I am not the silent type so I will talk to the offenders to cut it out. If one is in a totally adult situation, some slack is okay.

Holding hands and the occasional smooch with my sweetie of 18 years is common for me and okay for anybody else for that matter pretty much anywhere

 

[Skitten]

Mr. Wizard you of all should know because you hate it when people in public are groping each other. Always telling them to take it to a motel room.

LL< Yes we have two computers so we can both be on at the same time. But I too probally would have teased them a little because they are so young and immature I think we all did it at one time or another.

 

[Wizard]

YEA NOW.........

 

[Tamtam]

i dont find anything wrong with holding hands or kiss. but anything where you actually look at your watch to see how long it has been since they came up for air is not appropriate. Another thing that really bothers me are people that are totally against pda's. my story...i went to get ice cream with my boyfriend and when we left i felt like giving him a hug so i did. no kiss or anything involved. our hands were clearly in appropriate places and some guy standing near by felt the need to make a comment. i just wanted to go yell at him...whats wrong with a hug. for all the guy new i could have been hugging a family member or something...it was that kinda hug. oh well..sorry ive gone on so long it just bothered me...ALOT!

 

[Gingersnap]

Guys can you ever tell you are married! What's wrong with a little fumble at the movies. Granted the back row would have been a better choice. Then again at sixteen I don't remember anyone else being in the theater but the two of us.

BTW I still do that even at my advanced age....

 

[Siren]

I LOVE TO WATCH PDA...ITS THE VOYUER IN ME

 

[KillerMuffin]

The moron part...

April sweetie, they forgot allllll about my hubberpooser's mild faux paus of being groped in front of his chain of command while in uniform when confronted with an idiot who thought that no, you can't go a hundred miles away translates to yes, you can go to Atlanta thousands of miles away, be late for formation and not be at the change of command ceremony where he is to be holding the guidon. Did I forget the important details again??? Darn it, no smooches for me from the peanut gallery. *pouts*

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

I don't see anything wrong with PDA's, as long as they're short, sweet, and appropriate (like not at your six year old cousin's birthday party). A hug and a kiss is not at all offensive... but if you're just goin' at it like there's no tomorrow, somebody needs to break it up.

As for myself, I can't really get into the PDA thing. I just feel so uncomfortable, like I am disrespecting those around me.

I do, however, love to get it on when there's a CHANCE of accidentally getting caught, like LL said.

 

[Wizard]

Hhahahaha yea so??????<looking on the wall for a bug or camera.........

 

[KillerMuffin]

Re: I LOVE TO WATCH PDA...ITS THE VOYUER IN ME

Oh yea Wizzie and Skitten, I bet you two do IM each other, it must go something like this...

Ding... HI honey, what are you doing?
Ding...Oh I am answering LL's post, go see baby.
Ding...OK, I am on my way.
Ding...I answered to, go see.
Ding...Ok, but first would you like something to drink I am going to the kitchen.
Ding...Yea, could you get me a beer baby? thanks.
Ding...NO problem, see you in a minute.

hahahahaha

SIREN
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~~ PDA, PDA...WHEN DID I FORGET TO HAVE PDA ??? ~~

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA please stop sirene, thats the second time you made water spray out of my nose. At least my dog didn't bite me for it, I got the cat, she was NOT happy.

 

[Siren]

NO CAN DO KILLERMUFF, I CANT STOP WHEN IT COMES TO WIZZIE

 

[Wizard]

Hahahahah now we arn't that bad.....yet.......but funny as hell...

 

[Skitten]

Yes we love to keep all you guys thinkin, Hey what's next never know with us.

 

[Siren]

More Cyber- Martial Wizzie-Skitten transcripts

 

[Wizard]

hahahah I'm telling ya it Isn't bad ...... and we don't act likt that but I do have a son to take out the trash....Not my job anymore...lol

Hey anyone else that feels like jumping in here is welcome.....

 

[Cheyenne]

Killermuffin- thanks for the warning about the water spraying out of your nose. I put down my can of diet root beer before reading the rest of the posts. Luckily.

Have to admit, I use email at work quite a bit. Sometimes we get going with email between people that sit all of about 15 feet apart, until someone gets up out of their chair and just walks over to talk instead.

Hey, anyone remember what this thread was before it became the Wizzie and Skitten show??? I forgot.

 

[Wizard]

Me too.......HHHhmmmm......Nope nothing.......

 

[Nexxus]

Hmmmmm...isn't being 16-17 and horny as hell all you need as justification to block out where you are and start attacking each other? My guess is that the feelings are spontaneous and overwhelming and they have no where else to go. PLUS they just paid almost 20 freaking dollars to see a movie...why not kill two birds with one hardon?
I think PDA is fine. I do also believe that age plays a huge part. As young adults go I don't think they really care whether they're annoying us or not. Its kinda like a "umm...I'm gettin' lucky, I aint gonna stop to make YOU a little less uncomfortable."
Where as us older folk tend to be all too aware of who is affected by our actions and tend to take it into a more private venue.
But just as a side bar...whenever I am driving along and some lucky son-of-a-bitch is getting a hand job or blow job while he drives along, I can't help but drive up and peek. I'm soooo pathetic!!


NEX