Shove, Shag, Marry!

Elsie Grey

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Ok, so really I should be going to bed because I've got to be up hideously early tomorrow but instead I tohught I'd post this!

Shove, Shag, Marry is a game where you chose three peoples names and the next person to post (or in a circle if you're playing at home!) has to say who they would shove of a cliff, who they would shag and who they would marry. They then have to choose the next three names!

Any takers?

The first three names are The Earl, Tatelou and um... Me (purely for lack of any other names springing to mind!)

Elsie :rose:

xxx
 
Edit, cos I'm stupid, and misread the rules. Ignore me. Carry on. Slap me. I'm not really here. :eek:
 
Elsie Grey said:
Huh? Ok so now you've confused me!

Are you playing?

Elsie :rose:

xxx

(I thought I had to say who here, from all the names of the people at the AH, I'd do what to, then I realised it was just between the names you mentioned. Hey, it's late, I've had a couple, I've been writing all day, I'm getting on a bit, and I'm a dozy cow. ;) )

The thing is, with those names it's a bit tricky for me, cos I'd shove myself off a cliff, but then how could I marry The Earl and shag you? ;)

If that counts as an answer, here's the next three names...

Cantdog, Abstruse, Charley H. :catroar:
 
Tatelou said:
If that counts as an answer, here's the next three names...

Cantdog, Abstruse, Charley H. :catroar:

Must I marry one of them? Can I just shag all three instead? (Then I'll shove the two who don't get me off as well as the third.)
 
Tatelou said:
(I thought I had to say who here, from all the names of the people at the AH, I'd do what to, then I realised it was just between the names you mentioned. Hey, it's late, I've had a couple, I've been writing all day, I'm getting on a bit, and I'm a dozy cow. ;) )

The thing is, with those names it's a bit tricky for me, cos I'd shove myself off a cliff, but then how could I marry The Earl and shag you? ;)

If that counts as an answer, here's the next three names...

Cantdog, Abstruse, Charley H. :catroar:

Sorry cant, you're going off the cliff. Nothing against you, but shagging Abstruse and marrying Charley H appears to my obvious answers. I don't think I'd survive a marriage with Abs!

The Earl
 
It counts!

Personally I'd marry Cantdog (he wrote a very nice limerick about me and the Earl) and shag CharleyH (I like her AV) which means I'd have to shove Abstruse off a cliff (no hard feelings!).

Next three names - Belegon, CarsonShepherd and Yui

Elsie :rose:

xxx
 
Whoops, I'm an idiot, haven't selected the next three names:

Belegon, English Lady, Haldir.

The Earl
 
Elsie Grey said:
It counts!

Personally I'd marry Cantdog (he wrote a very nice limerick about me and the Earl) and shag CharleyH (I like her AV) which means I'd have to shove Abstruse off a cliff (no hard feelings!).

Next three names - Belegon, CarsonShepherd and Yui

Elsie :rose:

xxx

Seeing as I can't resist the temptation of driving Svenska spare with this answer, I'll go again:

Shove Bel, Shag Carson, Marry Yui.

The Earl
 
TheEarl said:
Whoops, I'm an idiot, haven't selected the next three names:

Belegon, English Lady, Haldir.

The Earl

Shag Bel, marry Haldir and shove EL (sorry, EL, nuffin' personal, but you know how I love men. ;) )


Next three:

Gauche, Neonlyte, Lisa Denton
 
Tatelou said:
Shag Bel, marry Haldir and shove EL (sorry, EL, nuffin' personal, but you know how I love men. ;) )


Next three:

Gauche, Neonlyte, Lisa Denton

Geez! That's hard...

Like Lou, I like men, so I'd shove Lisa (I love you girl, sorry), shag Gauche, and marry Neon.

hmmm....

Imp, Luc, and Shanglan
 
Oooh difficult....ok first instinct...(sorry imp)

Shove Imp (giving her parachute before hand ;) ) shag Luc and Marry the lovely horse :)

Next three (picks people already posting here)

Earl, Lou and EL :)
 
TheEarl said:
Seeing as I can't resist the temptation of driving Svenska spare with this answer, I'll go again:

Shove Bel, Shag Carson, Marry Yui.

The Earl


You know just what buttons to push... :cathappy:
 
English Lady said:
Oooh difficult....ok first instinct...(sorry imp)

Shove Imp (giving her parachute before hand ;) ) shag Luc and Marry the lovely horse :)

Next three (picks people already posting here)

Earl, Lou and EL :)



Ehm... OK, that's difficult... Sorry, EL:

Shove EL, shag Earl, marry Lou. (yes, pun intended)
 
Svenskaflicka said:
Three new names:

Perdita, Math Girl, Black Snake.

Shove Snake, shag Maths and marry Pear. If only the first two options were still around <sigh>.

The Earl
 
I've done it again!

Laurel, Manu and Weird Harold.

The Earl
 
English Lady said:
*sigh* I'm wondering if I'm ever gonna get a shag :(


(and you didn't add 3 new names Earl love!) :)


Well, atleast with all the people shoving you, you're getting screwed...
 
Sorry weird harold but I'm shgging manu and marrying Laurel (gotta keep in with the management!)

Ok so lets see...

Cloudy, svenskaflicka, Lou
 
TheEarl said:
I've done it again!

Laurel, Manu and Weird Harold.

The Earl

Shove Weird Harold, cuz I'm a kiss ass, Shag Manu and marry Laurel :D

RebeccaLee, Evil Alpica, Dr. (Zoot) M
 
CharleyH said:
Shove Weird Harold, cuz I'm a kiss ass, Shag Manu and marry Laurel :D

RebeccaLee, Evil Alpica, Dr. (Zoot) M

Shove Zoot and Alpie (sorry, sure you understand ;) ), Shag and Marry Fairy. :heart:




Next:

Gosling, Colly, Yui
 
English Lady said:
Sorry weird harold but I'm shgging manu and marrying Laurel (gotta keep in with the management!)

Ok so lets see...

Cloudy, svenskaflicka, Lou


*hem hem*
 
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