Shouldn't this be left up to God? ;)

[she_is_my_addiction]

The Death Clock

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That's just scary....I don't want to go near it.

 

[Bridget69]

According to this, my day of death will me on Saturday, March 3rd 2068.

 

[Guest]

That's a lot more time than I thought!

I think I'll celebrate with a fifth of Jack Daniels, and a ride on my Harley tonight.

 

[BlackShanglan]

My answer was so depressing that I want to go hide under the bed sheets.


Shanglan

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My answer was so depressing that I want to go hide under the bed sheets.


Shanglan

Don't believe it....I grant you immortality.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

For the record, this is a joke. J...o....k....e.

Not real. Just a fluke.

 

[Guest]

Jan. 11, 2029.

WOOOHOOO!!!! I still got 24 years!!!!

 

[cantdog]

I got 40!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Don't believe it....I grant you immortality.

Awfully decent of you.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Awfully decent of you.

yea, I don't have the actual powers but if I did, you're in baby!!!

 

[Quiet_Cool]

only 22 more years. I won't even be fifty... Or wait, I can't remember the exact date...

Either way, it's fairly depressing in my viewpoint.

Good thing it's Bullshit, eh?


Q_C

P.S. Shanglan, need some company under those covers (I'll talk nicely, I promise... ).

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Sunday, September 28, 2031 according to the clock.

But the expiration date on my Birth Certificate isn't until 2042.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Saturday, June 7, 2064

 

[BlackShanglan]

Wow. I get a 65-year spread between "pessimistic" and "optimistic."

I feel better now.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Punch in "Sadistic" and check out how fast the seconds roll off. Scarry.

 

[R. Richard]

Of course, the calculation is the type of thing they do for life insurance purposes. Given the inputs, it is the date the average person will die.

If you come from long lived ancestors, eat organic food, breathe organic air, etc., you can expect to live longer. If you follow the Keith Richards workout plan, you can expect to die sooner.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Of course, the calculation is the type of thing they do for life insurance purposes. Given the inputs, it is the date the average person will die.

If you come from long lived ancestors, eat organic food, breathe organic air, etc., you can expect to live longer. If you follow the Keith Richards workout plan, you can expect to die sooner.

And yet Keith is still amongst us. Personally, I think he's managed to embalm himself, and may well be immortal.

Shanglan

 

[minsue]

I've got 29 more years left. *le sigh*

NONE of these sites let me live to 60. I think it's a massive conspiracy. You'd think at least one of them would take pity on me.

 

[Edward Teach]

The rumors of my death are greatly......

I died in 1995

No shit, it said I died in 1995.

Please send your memorial contributions directly to me.


Stup Dity

 

[yui]

Thursday, April 7, 2061

But watching the seconds count down makes it hard to breathe, eh?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

The rumors of my death are greatly......

I died in 1995

No shit, it said I died in 1995.

Please send your memorial contributions directly to me.


Stup Dity

It was nice never having met you . . . I think . . . I really don't know how that works.

Anyway, I'll croak like drowned frog in about twenty-five years. Wednesday, February 21, 2029

I wish I had a PDA, so I could schedule that in.

 

[Edward Teach]

It was nice never having met you . . . I think . . . I really don't know how that works.

Anyway, I'll croak like drowned frog in about twenty-five years. Wednesday, February 21, 2029

I wish I had a PDA, so I could schedule that in.

Same here, Evil. I don't know where I am, but there's a hell of a lot of sex going on. Can't be all bad, huh?



Edward The Deceased

 

[Belegon]

September 27th, 2038....

whatever. Plus it uses BMI. My "ideal" weight at my height is supposedly around 167-170 pounds. With my body type? phhhht!
I would look like a walking skeleton at 167! There is not 37 pounds I would want to lose. I think I could go 185-190 and after that I would start looking unattractive i.e malnourished.

 

[English Lady]

Even being *chuckles* "obese" I am not due to pop off this mortal coil till Tuesday, January 18, 2067. So I'll be what? 69 ish when I go...not bad. not bad

All'cos I'm an optimist I reckon *L*