Should you really put that in there?

[CollarMeRedhead]

Damn, ain't that a shame. I guess you'll have to resort to putting produce in your mouth.

Thanks, Doc.

 

[Domesticity]

I got through page 7 before I had to stop!

This is what goes through my head:

1) do the ones with giant objects in their butts just walk around dropping turds all day? I can't see the sphincter going back down after a wine bottle being shoved up it.

2) please, powers that be in the universe, never let my daughters get so fucked up that they shove baseball bats, oil bottles, mayonnaise jars, beer cans or baseball bats in their bodies. (I mean no offense if you do this for fun)

3) when giving birth, the part where the baby's head is crowning was the most intense, least enjoyable part of childbirth. I can't imagine simulating it with objects and wonder if the ring of fire happens.

4) I wonder if my pain response and skittishness means I'm more of a prude than I thought.

 

[fair_warning]

Hey Collar! I hope you've been doing alright. This place just hasn't been the same without your gaping anal cavity.

I suddenly have a new appreciation for your off the cuff compliments.

 

[blobfish]

I suddenly have a new appreciation for your off the cuff compliments.

I know how to make a girl feel special.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/741dc4ce50d39c79ff0f8cbec6a8e274f899bd21_m.jpg

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/8508810565833d8154893037455ae115c2c5c289_m.gif

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/1e8900709a9a12eea195c1885dd6942d1cd77ac5_m.gif

 

[bbkradwell]

Huh?

I want that agility, my legs are far too short for this stuff.

Oh, c'mon, now... I'll bet your legs are long enough to reach the floor, right?

 

[Star of Penumbra]

http://www.anonmgur.com/up/a458ea1bd40eec63876e95b18cae575a.gif

 

[Star of Penumbra]

http://www.dumpyourphoto.com/files6/163956/185d7hNW.gif

 

[blobfish]

http://www.dumpyourphoto.com/files6/163956/185d7hNW.gif

That's one hell of a clitoris.

 

[blobfish]

That's one hell of a clitoris.

Oh wait, it was an artificial penis.

 

[bbkradwell]

Wow!

http://www.dumpyourphoto.com/files6/163956/185d7hNW.gif

I love how the dildo looks like it's swimming away... As if it's glad to be freed from its prison!

 

[CollarMeRedhead]

http://www.dumpyourphoto.com/files6/163956/185d7hNW.gif

I think this chick needs to clean herself and her toys -- take a closer look at that thing.

 

[BotanyBoy]

I think this chick needs to clean herself and her toys -- take a closer look at that thing.

Well considering how far that thing was up in there it's bound to run into something sooner or later....clean for a good foot and some change? Good enough for me....

 

[FSUBasketball]

Wow, I would have never thought of some of these objects.

 

[BrentCrude]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/04c9f0fc43e92d126b45648a1d9b554c/tumblr_mffv7wWLMC1r13a9go1_500.jpg

 

[Radiohead]

How can one complain about a good fist?

 

[CollarMeRedhead]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/04c9f0fc43e92d126b45648a1d9b554c/tumblr_mffv7wWLMC1r13a9go1_500.jpg

Of course you should put that in there! That looks like a lovely fist...And those shoes.

 

[BrentCrude]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/f7298a48025b2633248001cf927cc0bf/tumblr_mhkaiwtDY31rk82pto1_500.jpg

 

[crazychemgirl]

holy fuck.

 

[BrentCrude]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7nv479VOy1qcst96o1_500.jpg

 

[BrentCrude]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4f1ef65cbc92d4f4d974bc0be35e224/tumblr_mgz42fJ2Bu1s1wk3ko1_500.jpg

 

[crazychemgirl]

*shocked face*

 

[BrentCrude]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/c7fbededf3ac0aa25efddc44562dcd91/tumblr_mhyefknrP61rhjxlvo1_500.jpg