Should you really put that in there?

[Saint Peter]

Pointy end out. It seems so easy to remember.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Heh incredulity in any accent pretty much sounds the same

Possibly.

*smiles*

 

[O-dad's Medium]

*hopes everyone is now behaving*

I can't leave you lot alone for a moment, can I?

 

[CollarMeRedhead]

*hopes everyone is now behaving*

I can't leave you lot along for a moment, can I?

He started it. HMPH.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Yes.

He often does.

One would think I'd hit him too hard with his own histories.

 

[Plutarch]

Yes.

He often does.

One would think I'd hit him too hard with his own histories.

You speak as if you've only hit me once.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Good point.

 

[Plutarch]

He started it. HMPH.

But you could give it a happy ending.

(sorry for the delay. I was trying to come up with something better, but I didn't)

 

[O-dad's Medium]

*facepalm*

 

[Plutarch]

*facepalm*

Where did you pick up that habit?

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Where did you pick up that habit?

It's a sort of nervous tick.

It seems to happen a lot when people do the wrong thing in my presence.

 

[BrentCrude]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvb80bcFO1qi50n6o1_500.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvb80bcFO1qi50n6o2_500.jpg

 

[shanesinforit]

wow

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29zubsxnh1rp9zzpo1_400.gif

I fucking love this! Was up to my forearm in it last night too with my chick!

 

[Prince Albert]

*facepalm*

See what happens when the children are left unattended???

 

[crazychemgirl]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvb80bcFO1qi50n6o1_500.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvb80bcFO1qi50n6o2_500.jpg

good lord.

 

[basic_desires]

But it probably feels so right when it's happening!

...and makes for no-fuss pregnancy if ever desired - just throw a handful of semen down the hole, wait for the echo so you know it's arrived, and 9 months later a baby will just fall out. No more labour either. Brilliant.

 

[cum2ut]

How the heck to people do that, without needing to waer incontinence pads the rest of their lives?! Are they trying to go for a Guinness record, of how much can they cram into an orifice? It just looks more painful than pleasurable.

 

[basic_desires]

How the heck to people do that, without needing to waer incontinence pads the rest of their lives?! Are they trying to go for a Guinness record, of how much can they cram into an orifice? It just looks more painful than pleasurable.

It probably started with one of those ridiculous teenage drunken quests of '...how many chicks can we squeeze into a Morris Minor...'

 

[CollarMeRedhead]

Uhm, excuse me. Where the heck've my boys been with new pictures?

Just sayin'.

 

[BrentCrude]

Uhm, excuse me. Where the heck've my boys been with new pictures?

Just sayin'.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6l5glAAoZ1ruw6vro1_500.gif

 

[nastyman12a]

Uhm, excuse me. Where the heck've my boys been with new pictures?

Just sayin'.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyq0sj6f681qazel9o1_400.gif

 

[nastyman12a]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li3ki3VWUy1qazel9o1_400.jpg

 

[nastyman12a]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhr3seThLp1qahd80o1_400.jpg

 

[nastyman12a]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh6lnvOE921qaqon9o1_400.jpg

 

[nastyman12a]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls71xnkj3a1r3llgio1_500.jpg