Should you really put that in there?

[O-dad's Medium]

That's really like saying a Fleshlight is about as satisfying as shoving it in someone's ass.

*snorts*

 

[O-dad's Medium]

You can ride me hard, hang me up wet.

I'll clean your whole house, spotless.

I know when I'm to chime in; after all, women are meant to be seen and not heard.

I'm young and love puppies, I'll be happy to play with yours.

I. WIN.

...

Checkmate.

...

Provided your views align.

 

[CollarMeRedhead]

Hello.

I'm Pete!

No, no, You're all over your Fleshlight, I think I might hang with Medium down there; at least he'll appreciate me for who I really am.

...

Checkmate.

...

Provided your views align.

Thank you!

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Thank you!

The real question is...

What would you do if I asked you to hold my drink for me.

 

[CollarMeRedhead]

The real question is...

What would you do if I asked you to hold my drink for me.

I'd bend over and be your table.

 

[blobfish]

I'd bend over and be your table.

He already has every type of chlamydia known to science, plus a few types of geraniums.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

I'd bend over and be your table.

They say you can never have too many cup holders.

He already has every type of chlamydia known to science, plus a few types of geraniums.

It's spelled Clamatis.

And they brighten the front garden.

 

[CollarMeRedhead]

They say you can never have too many cup holders.

Beautiful accessories are what makes a house a home.

 

[Saint Peter]

It does not talk back.

No, no, You're all over your Fleshlight, I think I might hang with Medium down there; at least he'll appreciate me for who I really am.

And there you have it!

 

[CollarMeRedhead]

And there you have it!

This was the time for me to stand up for myself, thank you. HMPH.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

This was the time for me to stand up for myself, thank you. HMPH.

I think you bend over for yourself rather elegantly as well.

 

[CollarMeRedhead]

I think you bend over for yourself rather elegantly as well.

A woman should have many talents, and should be eager to be molded (folded?) by the right man.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

A woman should have many talents, and should be eager to be molded (folded?) by the right man.

*considers accessorizing*

 

[CollarMeRedhead]

*considers accessorizing*

I can help! I've got a lovely taste.

 

[blobfish]

A question to insertionists: if you put a large plastic spoon in your butty, could you use it to stir a bowl of borscht?

 

[O-dad's Medium]

I can help! I've got a lovely taste.

Interesting.

A test:

I have room painted in a charming ivy green. The furniture is black with tan-to sandstone fabric on the chair that matches the desk.

What does this room need?

 

[O-dad's Medium]

A question to insertionists: if you put a large plastic spoon in your butty, could you use it to stir a bowl of borscht?

I doubt the bowl would fit.

 

[CollarMeRedhead]

Interesting.

A test:

I have room painted in a charming ivy green. The furniture is black with tan-to sandstone fabric on the chair that matches the desk.

What does this room need?

A redhead spread wide on the desk.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

A redhead spread wide on the desk.

Now that's what I call style.

 

[CollarMeRedhead]

Now that's what I call style.

I think I have just the girl, too.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

I think I have just the girl, too.

Now wait...

before we get carried away here.

Does this redhead have a cup holder?

 

[CollarMeRedhead]

Now wait...

before we get carried away here.

Does this redhead have a cup holder?

She has two.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

She has two.

Mm.

I had become concerned that she might be a purely aesthetic piece.

Does she have any other handy features one should be aware of?

 

[CollarMeRedhead]

Mm.

I had become concerned that she might be a purely aesthetic piece.

Does she have any other handy features one should be aware of?

Gorgeous tits, an eager mouth, long hair for pulling, round hips for gripping, etc...

Trust me, you'd love her!

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Gorgeous tits, an eager mouth, long hair for pulling, round hips for gripping, etc...

Trust me, you'd love her!

Is she trained?