curiousirish
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Oh my gooodness. That made me laugh so much...
Yeh it makes me laugh that one too
Should you really put that in there?
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Yeh it makes me laugh that one too
Arianthe
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Dropped call?
I can hear the conversation right now.....
Guy on the other end of the phone.."You've got to be shitting me, right?"
ROFLMAO...
This is why I keep coming back to Lit.
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Cumference
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This is mesmerizingly wonderfully grotesque!
It just needs a crazy cartoon voice going :"Ui, Ui, Ui"
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CollarMeRedhead
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Christ, this thread always makes me entirely too wet.
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A very good thing. It would definitely assist in inserting any of these objects...
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CollarMeRedhead
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A very good thing. It would definitely assist in inserting any of these objects...
Trust me, I've tried.
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CollarMeRedhead
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I'm so damn tight, I can hardly fit three of MY fingers in me.
Oh, I have no doubt.
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Not necessarily a bad thing.
It would probably just take a lot of patience and training. A partner to, over time, help you loosen those muscles up...
CollarMeRedhead
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Not necessarily a bad thing.
It would probably just take a lot of patience and training. A partner to, over time, help you loosen those muscles up...
I know, but try explaining that to someone in person.
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True. It's not easy to find someone as open minded as you. Or at least someone you can tell anything to...
CollarMeRedhead
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If I were to mention this to my boyfriend, he'd probably 1. Be weirded out and 2. Laugh, because I can hardly take him.
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*chuckles* I'd hope it would be the latter. If it was me, I'd be curious at that point...wondering if I could make you take something even larger.
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Yep. I'm the girlfriend that almost breaks every time. I'm just so tiny down there, and he's so not. I'm tiny everywhere else, too, so I guess it's expected-- but it's a nuisance.
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But being tiny does make it advantageous for satisfying that feeling of being stretched. Which it sounds like you crave. Even if he or an object isn't that big, it will still stretch you wide open.
Also, you say "almost breaks", but I'm sure you enjoy some rough treatment at times.
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But being tiny does make it advantageous for satisfying that feeling of being stretched. Which it sounds like you crave. Even if he or an object isn't that big, it will still stretch you wide open.
Also, you say "almost breaks", but I'm sure you enjoy some rough treatment at times.
Oh, I do! I just want fun toys to play with, too. And a girl.
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Maybe Santa will bring you some toys for Christmas. A girl with slender, petite hands?
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Maybe Santa will bring you some toys for Christmas. A girl with slender, petite hands?
A girl can dream, can't she?
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Absolutely! If nothing else, it will make for some delicious fantasies that you can use...
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I think he knows about my wish for a girl, but is so shy about actually doing it. He won't even go into sex shops with me because he's embarrassed.
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Aww...I'm sure that's endearing and frustrating all at the same time.
It's quite cute. But I would like his input on things. And a girl. A girl would be so nice. Even as a friend. I don't have any female friends.
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Hopefully he will open up. He doesn't know how lucky he is to have a woman as open and adventurous as you.
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